The GD Truth Thread

[Stew]

Originally Posted by midge5

If you could learn any foreign language what would you pick?

Chinese/Japanese mainly for its usefulness in the business world but also because it'd be cool and it always make me laugh when I see a white guy speakin oriental languages!




What one invention do you wish you had invented?

[IncubusGod]

The P.C. mainly as I'd be one rich bastard right about now.


Which is better, a moaner or a screamer?

[Knight Theamion]

a moaner as that is for me prolonged and intenser. However, when performing the quickie, screaming is nice.



Do you think those Greece sprinters were so up to dope you could drink their piss and perform better?

[furball]

Probably, but I'm not that desparate to find out!

Should the British start burning effagies of Tim Henman?

[Superpig #1]

Yes...Next

Would you be a pencil or a pen?

[1-X]

if we needed a sign that this thread's life was hanging by... well, a thread, then your "would you be a pencil or a pen?" is it.

I nominate Stew as "Keeper of the Truth Thread" with the job of promoting the thread-worthy questions to full status in weeks to come (but mostly I just want this thread to end before it overtakes some of mine )

[Superpig #1]

Dont be rash

[Deepflow]

pen pen peeeeeeeeeeeeen!

is superpig a terrible poster?

[furball]

Yes, because he didn't ask a question.

Is there any point to Deepflow apart from representing the druggie section of the community?

[Knight Theamion]

existance, in any form, has no reason



have you ever played groundcontrol?

[Sandsnake]

yes, it was a bit of fun.

What's the biggest age difference you've ever had between you and a date/Significant Other?

[Rids]

5 years, me 21, her 16

Have you ever had, or come close to, having sex with some online person of the same or oposite sex.

[IncubusGod]

No, never have met anyone I've known on the net in person. I don't personally become attracted to people online in general since I find it too impersonal. I can like them, enjoy their online company. I can have a laugh but for more than that I find I need physical contact.

So I'm in no danger of bedding a 40 year old hairy fat trucker who's pretending to be a 21 year old pert blonde girl online.
Plus I now have a gf (yes you heard me) so I'm a one woman man.


Have you ever cheated on a partner/gf/bf who you were in a happy long term relationship with?(i.e. not the end, gradual breakup point)

[Knight Theamion]

i still havent figured that out for myself, will answer it when it all comes clear




ever shagged your best friends sis?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

i still havent figured that out for myself, will answer it when it all comes clear




ever shagged your best friends sis?

No. Fortunately most of my mates have ugly sisters, and the ones that have attractive sisters (lo Dace) would remove various important bodyparts from me should i ever go near them.

Have you ever considered a job where you know youd be blatantly defrauding a person, or selling them a product they had no use for or couldnt use because it wouldnt work?

[Knight Theamion]

i couldnt work at such a company



would you try and hit one dace sis, if she is as good as it all appears to be (and dont give me that bullshit about 'i have to get to know her first if she's my type' ... SHALLOW ANSWERS PEOPLE)

[Rids]

Considered a job? I do it for a living. The whole sales ethos is to give the customer as much pointless crap as you can possibly load onto them without them saying no. Itemised Billing for customers who dont speak a word of english. Insurance for people with a phone thats not worth more than £50, selling the wonder 'benefits' of singing up to a 24 month contract. I'm generally not that bad, I dont like piling crap on people, but some of my colleages are awful for it, I get 60 year old businessmen come in with the latest picture messaging phone and a £20 a month game pack.

Would you ever steal, either directly or indirectly from your employer?

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Rids

Considered a job? I do it for a living. The whole sales ethos is to give the customer as much pointless crap as you can possibly load onto them without them saying no. Itemised Billing for customers who dont speak a word of english. Insurance for people with a phone thats not worth more than £50, selling the wonder 'benefits' of singing up to a 24 month contract. I'm generally not that bad, I dont like piling crap on people, but some of my colleages are awful for it, I get 60 year old businessmen come in with the latest picture messaging phone and a £20 a month game pack.

Would you ever steal, either directly or indirectly from your employer?

Id say "define Stealing". Directly, no, they pay me a wage, and im grateful for that wage. Indirectly, such as helping yourself to company freebies meant for customers and such, id say "It depends on how easily detectable it is".


Have you, or would you, ever, swallow during oral sex.

[Knight Theamion]

i'd borrow things, and if i work at a restaurant i snack arround, but i wouldnt take stuff home like kitchen equipments



if you work at HR (human resources) and due to some unfortunate error you get to review your own fucntioning would you recommend yourself for a raise, if that meant that the 'department' not yourself, would recommend you for a raise (i.e. it isnt trackable to you)

[Kurashima]

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

i'd borrow things, and if i work at a restaurant i snack arround, but i wouldnt take stuff home like kitchen equipments



if you work at HR (human resources) and due to some unfortunate error you get to review your own fucntioning would you recommend yourself for a raise, if that meant that the 'department' not yourself, would recommend you for a raise (i.e. it isnt trackable to you)

Yes. You can never be paid enough, and as long as you have a valid sense of self worth, you would always expect to be paid more up to a certain limit.

Have you ever won money and given it away to someone who needs it/deserves it more than you?

[IncubusGod]

Originally Posted by Kurashima

Have you, or would you, ever, swallow during oral sex.

There isn't much to swallow going down on my gf. And I've no problem with it so..erm..I guess so. I've not had the "pleasure" of sucking on a meat sausage as the idea doesn't appeal to me so in that sence. No.


Whats the worst pain you've ever experienced?

[Zar]

Originally Posted by IncubusGod

There isn't much to swallow going down on my gf. And I've no problem with it so..erm..I guess so. I've not had the "pleasure" of sucking on a meat sausage as the idea doesn't appeal to me so in that sence. No.


Whats the worst pain you've ever experienced?

when i was younger i tripped up, landed on a pole, which absolutely squashed my nuts and i snapped my shin and then whacked my head on the ground. 3 sorts of pains at once (more including other random bruises)- hurt like hell

Immortality or not?

[furball]

Immortality, no. Eternal youth, yes.


What would you rather be, omniscient (all-knowing) or omnipotent (all-powerful)?

[Sarina_Joy]

Omnipotent.

Alcohol or caffeine?

[IncubusGod]

Alcohol. Definatley.

Caffine makes things to real.


Do you pop spots or just let them sit there?