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7 Feb 2006, 01:58
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Has Soup On His Head
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ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Not strictly speaking true, however
Im going to get the results of a series of blood tests i took a couple of weeks ago after i had the following symptoms
- constant tiredness
- constant headaches
- lack of energy
- recurring cold, which got worse each time it came back
- chest pain
Im going to bed now, but im sure you can come up with a series of amusing/serious ways in which I can be dead by the time this week ends, as all I can think of is Overactive Thyroid Gland , but with that id have issues with weight and , for some reason , snoring. And my weights been constantly reducing for nearly a year.
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7 Feb 2006, 02:02
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Explosive gall bladder syndrome.
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7 Feb 2006, 02:04
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Not enough rectum ramming.
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7 Feb 2006, 02:06
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1up on you
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Aids
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7 Feb 2006, 02:07
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
It's someone everyone in the corporate world gets.
FOR WORKING AGAINST THAT WORKING CLASS!!!!!
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7 Feb 2006, 02:07
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SiNíng is a lifestyle
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
internal spankage
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7 Feb 2006, 02:09
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TashTastic
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Overdose of creating shit threads
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7 Feb 2006, 02:10
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Quote:
Originally Posted by pig
Aids
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Incurable face aids nontheless.
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7 Feb 2006, 02:16
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1up on you
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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Incurable face aids nontheless.
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not good aids, bad aids
bad incurable face aids
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7 Feb 2006, 02:18
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Aneamia.
And aids.
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7 Feb 2006, 02:21
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Depression > suicide
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7 Feb 2006, 02:22
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Beaten to death by outraged co-workers
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7 Feb 2006, 02:24
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
You could have the crohn desease or something simulair tbh
And if the docters don't diagnose it soon enough you'll probs end up with a stoma
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7 Feb 2006, 02:25
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
No need to scare the man.
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7 Feb 2006, 02:28
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
I typed in your symptoms.
The computer says pulmonary tuberculosis.
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7 Feb 2006, 02:33
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Finrot.
Btw what do we get if we win?
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7 Feb 2006, 02:37
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
I say you go in to get the blood results and say
"Give it to me straight Doc, what is it? Tell me the truth but please let it not be Apert's Syndrome"
well say *something* like that anyways
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7 Feb 2006, 02:53
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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Finrot.
Btw what do we get if we win?
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Finrot, funnily enough.
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7 Feb 2006, 03:22
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Quote:
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You could have the crohn desease
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I thought that at first but the last two symtoms don't particularly fit and there are quite lot of other major ones missing.
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7 Feb 2006, 03:41
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
The mineral deposits in your kidneys are forming a rusty spoon, which will be used by your enemies to eviscerate you from the inside.
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7 Feb 2006, 04:01
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Sounds like stress, so I predict a stroke.
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7 Feb 2006, 09:25
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
colombian necktie.
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7 Feb 2006, 09:28
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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Overdose of creating shit threads
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Wed have seen a steady decline in the userbase on a week by week basis for the lasty 5 years if this was the case.
Oh
Wait
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7 Feb 2006, 09:29
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Quote:
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being baked alive in his own car from a faulty heater
*mumbles*
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Was that me?
I dont recall having a faulty heater in any car ive taken to an I-Series event.
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Quote:
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You could have the crohn desease or something simulair tbh
And if the docters don't diagnose it soon enough you'll probs end up with a stoma
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My ex girlfriends brother had that. Took years, and a huge medical bill, to get over it.
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7 Feb 2006, 10:03
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
stupidity
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7 Feb 2006, 10:50
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
i thought that an overactive thyroid would make you lose weight? your sympoms sound more like and underactive thyroid surely?
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7 Feb 2006, 11:02
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Off to the leper colony with you.
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7 Feb 2006, 11:03
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
i thought he was already at a leper colony?
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7 Feb 2006, 12:20
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
spontaneus human combustion
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7 Feb 2006, 13:20
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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stupidity
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Alas , im not nearly American enough for this.
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7 Feb 2006, 14:28
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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Alas , im not nearly American enough for this.
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arrogancy?
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7 Feb 2006, 14:29
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7 Feb 2006, 14:29
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Silly person syndrome! hahah
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7 Feb 2006, 15:11
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Hn51.
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7 Feb 2006, 15:42
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
i would say it sounds like you arent looking after yourself properly, are a bit malnourished and have a slightly supressed immune system because of this.
are you eating a healthy well balanced diet, getting some exercise and sleeping for 7ish hours a day?
you should give up caffine and any high fat, high sugar or processed foods and alcohol and caffine for at least a couple of weeks
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7 Feb 2006, 19:14
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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arrogancy?
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Im not Portuguese enough for this (hello Jose)
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7 Feb 2006, 19:20
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Yuppie 'flu.
(Although I'm not sure if you qualify as young, urban or particularly professional).
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7 Feb 2006, 19:27
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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Hn51.
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7 Feb 2006, 19:35
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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Not enough rectum ramming.
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Knowing kura it's probably too much rectum ramming...
or is there not such a thing as too much rectum ramming???
(KoeN? SS? KaneED? enlighten us)
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7 Feb 2006, 19:36
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
i would assume that you have had too much rectal ramming when your innards fall out of your arse
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7 Feb 2006, 19:41
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
Then Kura would be able to walk backwards without anyone noticing!
lolbannannnarofll
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7 Feb 2006, 19:47
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
After reading this thread; old age.
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7 Feb 2006, 19:51
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
****ing head **** disease for the win
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7 Feb 2006, 22:58
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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I'd rather have this man!
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7 Feb 2006, 23:00
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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You see the way that I didn't leech my image, and it worked?
Yeah.
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7 Feb 2006, 23:08
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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You see the way that I didn't leech my image, and it worked?
Yeah.
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it's not my fault imageshack doesn't upload images from behind my uni's proxy
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7 Feb 2006, 23:10
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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it's not my fault imageshack doesn't upload images from behind my uni's proxy
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Find the image on Google image search (or whatever), then use Imageshack's "host from url" feature.
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7 Feb 2006, 23:13
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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Find the image on Google image search (or whatever), then use Imageshack's "host from url" feature.
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hmm, I'd never even noticed that there before. Edited the link.
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Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die
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hmm, I'd never even noticed that there before. Edited the link.
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