Now then, Now then, Now then! *Cigar in Hand*

[melandron]

I was sitting at home discussing life the universe and everything with my flat mates, which is not unusual once I’ve had a couple of drinks. The conversation was winding but eventually rested on a usual reminisce about childhood TV and in particular Jim'll Fix It.

For those who don't know what Jim'll Fix It was... it was a simple format show where Jimmy Saville would read out letters from kids asking for one thing they really wanted to do, and Jim would Fix it....

Now we were discussing what we wanted to write to Jim to ask for when we were kids... mine was something about wanting to dance with Michael Jackson (yep I’ve always been a camp dancing SOB)

So i was wondering what everyone else (would have) asked Jimmy Saville for?

[Deepflow]

i would have asked him if he could fix it so i could be allowed to play with all the other children

[Llew Silvr Hand]

I always wanted to go on and play guitar with AC/DC.

Couldn't play guitar at the time but...............

[IncubusGod]

I think I sent a letter off asking if he could send me into space so I could be an astronaught or something. I was only 5 at the time.

Christ he's scary nowadays. Looks like he's rotting on his feet.

[Dante Hicks]

World wide proleterian revolution.

He can do anything you see.

[Mek]

i think i wanted to be racing driver for a day or sumthing...lol

[BoredOfThis]

Dear Jim, can youuuuuuuu fix it for meeeeeeeee to remove everyone's intraweb connections

[Androme]

wen i gro up n go 2 uni i wna talk bout da uneverse n stuf lyk dat wit hooeva my flat-m8z wil bee

ur so unbeeleeave-ablee coool

[Androme]

Originally Posted by BoredOfThis

intraweb

that would imply we are all connected....which we are not.... so therefore... your quote should have stated any of these:

interweb
intermesh
interlattice
intercrap
intertrap
internet
internetwork
internetting

[Starbucks]

do not forget the Red Dwarf crossover "Intersmeg"

[Androme]

thanks Starbucks - for the sake of boredom and being confined to my room due to a lack of resources, I'm going to publish a WIki of "inter"

[Dante Hicks]

I hate the term intraweb.

[Androme]

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

I hate the term intraweb.

which is why I posted a list of alternatives - take your pick

each usage requires a £1 to be sent to the Happy Hour corporation.

[melandron]

Originally Posted by Androme2

wen i gro up n go 2 uni i wna talk bout da uneverse n stuf lyk dat wit hooeva my flat-m8z wil bee

ur so unbeeleeave-ablee coool

I am aren't i! well only to myself when i'm steaming drunk and have nothing better to do than watch one of my many DVD's for the 100th time and talk about life, the universe et al.

EDIT: and when i learn how to spell

[melandron]

or were you talking about my mate Jimmy S?

[Marilyn Manson]

I'd have asked him for it to be arranged so that I could suck Adam Rickett's cock, had either the concepts of Adam Rickett or my individual bisexualiy been invented back then.

[Llew Silvr Hand]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I'd have asked him for it to be arranged so that I could suck Adam Rickett's cock, had either the concepts of Adam Rickett or my individual bisexualiy been invented back then.

*shudder*

You scare me.

[madi]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I'd have asked him for it to be arranged so that I could suck Adam Rickett's cock, had either the concepts of Adam Rickett or my individual bisexualiy been invented back then.

more a giver?

i want to be banged by angelina jolie and vin diesel simultaniously

if he can fix yours maybe he can fix mine too

[Llew Silvr Hand]

Originally Posted by madi

more a giver?

i want to be banged by angelina jolie and vin diesel simultaniously

if he can fix yours maybe he can fix mine too

errr....*cough*.....

You'll need an official photographer to capture the moment. I'll just get my camera.............

Nice to hear from you Madi - another old name recognised!

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by madi

more a giver?

I'm a giver, a taker, a regular heart-breaker.

Originally Posted by madi

i want to be banged by angelina jolie

Strap-on, I assume?

Unless you know something about the illustrious Miss Jolie's anatomy which eludes the general population, not to mention gossip collumns the world over.

Anyway, I'd pay to see it.

[furball]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

Strap-on, I assume?

Unless you know something about the illustrious Miss Jolie's anatomy which eludes the general poplation, not to mention gossip collumns the world over.

Anyway, I'd pay to see it.

Seconded.

[Androme]

BJ Lips

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Androme2

BJ Lips

Boris?

[Androme]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

Boris?

No, although I said someone do you like BJ and they slapped me... REALLY hard - when I explained I meant Boris Johnson they hit me again... can't win

Anyway, An. Jolie has BJ lips....

[Nusselt]

id fix it for madis fix it come true then watch

but thats a bit sleazy so if i couldn't do that

alternatively if i could have anything id want a space shuttle fully fueled to be moved to the middle of a city and ka-boomed i know it sounds odd but after 9/11 my thoughts on 'what if a building collapses' has been fufilled so all that hydrogen&oxygen would make a big bang.

Realistically a ride in an F1 car (old one would do) is what id want

[Boogster]

I wanted* to be able fly, like Superted.

*want.