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Unread 31 Jul 2003, 21:38   #1
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The Idler's Return

*There is a street. A normal street, as one might find in a normal Irish town. And on the street, is a pub, as one would expect. With a name; The Idler's Return. Inside is what you would expect...a bar, stools at the bar, tables around the edge, with small wooden dividers between them. There is even a pool table and a darts board, marking this place as something a little better than a meer hole for getting drunk in. There is an owner, leaning against the bar, wondering yet again if he had blown all his money on setting up an Irish pub in the middle of this place was worth it. There is even a small sticker on the inside of the door stating that those under 18 may not purchase alcohol on the premise. Gryffin walks forward to the inner door, and unlocks it, before going out and wedging the outer door open. A small smile played across his face, before turning back inside.*

[ooc] Welcome to my pub If you want a job, ask for it, and I may give it to you. Acidk has, predictably, already asked for and got bartender, so fight over/make up the rest yourselves. Also, there is a special on Guiness and Harp, obviously [ooc]
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Unread 31 Jul 2003, 21:50   #2
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*AcidK blinks into the bar, the bar outlook itself changing a little so it could contain at least one bottle of his own experiment drinks, Myst Breakers and other such drinks not usually found in a normal pub. AcidK looked around, made sure the bar was stocked full of drinks and made absolutely sure that pepsi was not being served. Satisfied, AcidK pulls out an already lit cigar and waits for the first order.*
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*Kama mutters something about more competition as he steps in
"I'd like to apply for cheif sabatour, if the positions available..."
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*DD wanders in and looks around. After a good look DD slaps a newspaper on the bar and looks at Gryffin*

"I'm here about the job in the paper. the one that says 'experianced drinker needed to get drunk in local pub and cause trouble. Must be good at smashing things.' Well, here i am"
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Unread 31 Jul 2003, 23:43   #5
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Good, you can start by drinking two Besilon Twists... if you can stand up, the smashing can be done in the other room, the one with the pool table and annoying kids.

*AcidK appears next to Kama.*

Well, sir, if you'd care to take a drink or two first.
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"Hmm, well I might as well start right away... several of your best value beverages, preferably something you sell at a considerable loss... how about water, do you do free water?"
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*Crazy runs in through the doorway, knocking the wedge out of the way and slamming the door shut, before running and hiding under the pool table, clutching a pool cue and mummbling to himself about how 'they' wouldn't look for him in such an obvious place as this*
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Unread 1 Aug 2003, 00:37   #8
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*AcidK stares at kama, his starfeild eyes twinkling, yet unchanging.*

Water... yes we sell free water, to which is paid for by the selling of virtually every other drink in the bar, especially my creations. Might I suggest that sabotaging this establishment might get you to pay for each and every act. Starting at the price of Myst Breaker.

*AcidK hands Kama a half pint of water.*

But, it's not my establishemnt so I wont enforce such rules
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Unread 1 Aug 2003, 18:10   #9
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Heiro wanders in, staggers up to the bar, and looks around.

Pulling up a barstool, Heiro winks, and looks at the rest of the room. Waiting until Acid is free, Heiro patiently asks for a bloody bartender.

"I don't drink this irish stuff, never got the taste for it..."
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Unread 1 Aug 2003, 20:32   #10
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*Gryffin wags a finger at Heiro, and laughs.*

"You should try it. Tis good stuff, though Guiness is an aquired taste I suppose. I'll pull you a pint free, sa'in' as it's me first day open."

*Gryffin takes a pint glass from the shelf, spins it in his hand, and pulls a pint for Heiro. He then walks down the bar to where Acidk is talking with Kama and DD.*

"DD, you're hired, and Kama, you don't sabotage here, and I won't sabotage Kifune, yeah? Then everyone's happy."

*Gryffin grins, and this only slightly slips when he spots Crazy under the pool table.*
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*AcidK appears looming over Heiro.*

I hardly serve irish stuff, anything else whilst you wait, Mr. Heiro?
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*DD begins his drinking binge, checking off each pint he drinks on a checklist. Seeing everyone look at him DD looks at his list*

"what?"
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"Yes. Bartender, Slit your wrists, and mix it with this Guiness. That should make an interesting Drink"

Waiting, Heiro smiles, and takes a sip from the guiness.
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*lestat opens the pub door, and walks in, seeming more than a little like an Englishman in a pub for the Irish. He walks to the bar, thows some poor idiot out of the way who is trying to use some fake ID and slams a £5 note on the bartop, with a considerable thud*

"hay you! bartender! take this"

*lestat slides the note across the surface*

"and gimme a fecking pint o' good English ale! Not stout, had enough of that, ale!"

at which point lestat notices he is making a scene and eyes some skin-headed irish blokes standing in a corner looking like they are going to pound 10 pounds of crap out of him if he doesn't shut up, he then mumbles something incoherantly, the only words that can be picked up are "should've stayed in england" and "bloody skinheads". he then sits more upright and says

"sorry about that barkeep, i'll have a pint of guinness as well, for the sake of apperances"

*lestat slides a few odd coins across the surface, downs the, picks up the guinness and walks over to dave. Eying the list in daves hand hepoints to a couple of different drinks that have not yet been ticked and states rather bluntly

"they're just like making love in a canoe, them"

he than pulls up a stool, downs his guinness and mumbles something about the guinness being bloody warm, and how warm stout tastes like crap.

"barkeep,"

*lestat looks at daves list again, noting which things he has not yet drunk are good and which aren't*

"i'll have two of theese"

*lestat points to a fine beer on daves list, making it visable to the bartender*

*lestat then pushes more money towards the bartender, and again thows a glance ant the skinheads, almost falling off his stool as he does so*
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Unread 3 Aug 2003, 20:20   #15
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[ooc] Hey! No slagging off my drinks, if you please. And I doubt anyone would care if you bought guiness or not, but I just happen to like it [ooc]

*Gryffin looks around, looking for those who seem to be threatening one of his customers, even if he is and idiot. And English, but that was a side point, since they were in the North. Still politics were not allowed in his pub, he was not about to allow a riot, and he had Acidk has backup if he needed to dispose of anyone. A couple of bald guys wander up to the bar, and settle into a chat with him about the upcoming world cup, and the strange one who seemed to be paraniod kept looking at the strangely. Gryffin motions Acidk over, and talks to him quietly so no-one else can hear.*

"See the new guy at the end? Make sure he's okay, yeah? He looks a little unsteady, and could be ill."
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*AcidK looks stone-cold into Lestat, his eye twitching at points. He could hear Lestat and what he was saying, confused somewhat as the guiness he gave Lestat was a perfect pint of Guiness Extra Cold, poured with exactly 3/4 inch of head and only half an inch of settling underneath, the way it should be like when served. then AcidK looks at the beer, pulls it out and looks at the label.*

'Aass Bayer'... a fine choice in drink, Mr. Lestat.

*AcidK gives Heiro his beer and looks away carefully as the M-Virus enters into Heiro's blood stream. AcidK refraims from looking and instead leans over to Gryffin's ear and talks with a volume lower than a whisper.*

If there's trouble, then DD can come in handy
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Verric skips in and up to the bar.
"I'd like some apple cider, sir!" he says brightly.
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Dry, Sweet or Strong, Mr. Verric?
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*Gryffin nods slowly.*

Sure, but try to keep it to a minimum; the door is there for a reason.

*Gryffin slips out from behind the bar, and walks over to the quivering Crazy under the pool table.*

"Hey. You alright under there? Don't want me to get you a drink or anything?"
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*As Crazy watches someone approach him, he gets quite nervous and rather angry. As that person comes into range, Crazy lashes out with the cue, seconds before he realises that the man is the owner of the establishment. Quickly discarding the cue, and looking innocent and as if nothing had happened, Crazy nods and asks for some random and rather inconprehensable drink and walks up to the bar*
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*Gryffin watches Crazy walk over to the bar, and then replaces the cue on the table. He wonders if every nutter is going to single out here because they have been thrown out of everywhere else already.*
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*AcidK hands Crazy his drink wordlessly.*
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*Crazy takes a sip of his drink, swills it around his mouth, while frowning then spits it out*

"Hey! This aint the drink I asked for! I asked for [insert some complete random mummblings that cannot be made out]"
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Actually, sir, that IS the drink you ordered and that IS [insert mumbling exact to pitch and tone of what Crazy said]. If you do not feel it is the same drink, then that means that you have been drinking something that is not the same.

*AcidK looks sternly at Crazy, his hand ready on a 'Sanity' dart.*

And I beleive that the more trouble you may try and cause, the more tempted I will become to lash out.
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*Gryffin goes back behind the bar, and leans on it beside Acidk.*

"Leave lashing out as a last resort, yeah? I seem to remember last time you did, most of the building dissappeared. Admitted, you were lashing out at an army at the time, but still...."

*Gryffin wonders if Crazy is quick enough to pick up the hint.*
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"No. This ISN'T the drink I asked for. I asked for [incoherant mummbling]. Notice the sense stress on the 3rd, 5th, 9th and 14th syllables. But the drink you gave me is [incoherant mummblings], with sense stresses on the 2nd, 8th, 9th and 12th syllables."
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*AcidK leans down onto the bar so his eyes were a looming over Crazy's.*

Then why was it you stressed on those syllibles the first time you asked for the drink... I suppose your nervousness is getting the better of you.

*AcidK, under the counter, loads the dart into his arm-built tranquilizer.*

If you desire a different drink then I shall arrange it, but in terms of my bar NO-ONE spits out what I serve... otherwise they will find out what I can really do with drinks.
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"I like sweet," says Verric, after some deliberation. He has noticed nothing happening. "Sweet is good."
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*AcidK looks around and stares at a small row of sweet ciders. He randomy picks one out and pours Verric a pint. AcidK pours himself a Cripple Cọck, a Strong, Dry cider he has not had for a long time.
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*Gryffin looks along the racks of cider, unaware that he had had so many in stock, but reasons that one of the benifits of having Acidk as barman was the bounty he brought with him. Pouring himself a small glass of the one Verric had taken, he goes back to serving the other patrons, while Acidk looms over Crazy.*
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*DD tears off a copy of his checklist and hands it to AcidK*

"Whatever you've got that's on that list i'll have it. and if you haven't got some of them just suppliment it with some of your more 'exotic' drinks"
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*Acidk looks down at the list and begins moving with speed, the pints, shots and bottles were quickly produced onto the bar with umbrellas, salt, lemon or any other extras that may be used for the drinking specifications. He finishes by producing an Emotion Blast, an added extra not on the list.*

There you go, Mr. Demon Dave... all the drinks on your list plus a drink on the house for buying so many. I'll place it on the tab, per as usual.
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*Gryffin watches DD's row of drinks with some amusement, wondering how he will manage to drink all of them without being sick, or possibly exploding.*
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*DD begins drinking the copious amount of booze (chucking the glass over his shoulder after he has finished with it) and, after drinking half of the pile, passes out for a week*

/ooc/ going away tomorrow for a week, be back next Saturday (16th) /ooc/
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*AcidK looks at Gryffin, accidentally reading his last thought.*

With anything I serve, we'd be lucky if the bar didn't blow up, let alone him. Anyway, we'd better not nudge him, or there'd be one mad, tired and rather brutish drunk on our hands... at least now he is dormant.
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*Gryffin nods agreement, and then frowns.*

"Do you think we could risk moving him to lie on one of the couches at the back? His present position doesn't look too stable..." *Gryffin nods at DD balancing asleep on his bar stool.* "...but throwing him out would probably consitute a public safety hazard."
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I do not know, imagine what he would be thinking as he wakes up... I, for one, do not want to see that.

*AcidK gives DD a questioning look.*
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"We should find out if he is thinking when he wakes up. Everything else is small fry compared to that."
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*Gryffin watches Verric's project with interest, vaguely wondering where he got the sand from.*
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*AcidK scratches the back of the neck and leans to Gryffin.*

Is it me or does that sand look like the stuff we use outside as a large ashtray?
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Verric sticks sea shells in the sides, as window shutters. At the top, he pokes a twig into the sand, and drages sea weed around it.
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*Gryffin watches Verric a little more, and then suddenly turns around to stare at Acidk with a small frown on his face.*

"We have a large ashtray outside? But there's nothing there but the street."
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*AcidK's eyes widened.*

So where the hel did that drum of sand come from...?
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*DD wakes up from his week long alcohol induced coma after eventually falling off the back of his stool*

"oooooh my head... i hate hangovers. i need some more booze"

*DD then begins drinking again from were he left off*
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How about some Hangover Bluuugh, Mr. DD? Perfect hangover cure.
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*flapjack comes falling into the bar, door first, then flapjack's head, then the rest of his body*

*flapjack looks at the damage he did to the barstool he hit, and to the guy underneath it with a large pile of sand*

*flapjack then wonders why doors must always be so picky, immediatly followed by the sudden sensation everyone is apparently looking at him and the door, he thus picks the door up again and, after swinging it dangerously close to the bar, several nearby people and a barstool, throws it back in the gaping hole where it used to be*

'oops, should remember not to push to hard of the door handle next time, and not to shoulder bash the door if it won't open'
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*AcidK looks at DD with a smile.*

Would I serve you anything that wasn't?

*AcidK looks at flapjack.*

What may I get you, mate? Dragon-Drunk? Acid Volcano Bomb?
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