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Unread 2 Nov 2003, 16:27   #1
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Ely Escorts part 2
Sadly as I missed that thread, I wold like to make a few statements around this topic

Yes we have escorts. they cdan be yours for only 200 USD, or the speshial low prise of 29.95 USD sadly this is only available for members.

all the escorts are personally tested by me and are approved by the EU. I can personally guarantee that they will fall innto taste.
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Re: Ely Escorts part 2
when orderig please make sure to state what type off escort u whant. perfered clothing. and allso if u want some speshial theme.

atm we have no male escorts on our staff
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when orderig please make sure to state what type off escort u whant. perfered clothing. and allso if u want some speshial theme.

atm we have no male escorts on our staff
What do you call XtotheZ then?

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atm we have no male escorts on our staff
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Re: Ely Escorts part 2
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YOU LIE
I would not call u an escort,,, you are more the prime Example of male perfection .. and cannot be added to the usuall group as 'escort'

I would rather refer to u as. the perfect comodity.


and noon can afford as we dont sell ourselves cheap now do we ?

where as I. am not an escort, As I am Free of charge....
I se it as my taskt to gice me ( gods goft to whimen) to everyone. Who am I to deny them the best Xperiance in their life ?
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I love your spelling Stress.
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I love your spelling Stress.
I thought AD finally got rid of you., guess not.
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Re: Ely Escorts part 2
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where as I. am not an escort, As I am Free of charge....
I se it as my taskt to gice me ( gods goft to whimen) to everyone. Who am I to deny them the best Xperiance in their life ?
He allways think of others... He is such a character!

And stop sending me shemales when i ask for young cheerleaders.. that's not funny anymore!
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I'll take 7!
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Re: Ely Escorts part 2
whayt the hell is ely doing now?
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Another classic comedy thread by our 'Master of AD'
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Re: Ely Escorts part 2
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Sadly as I missed that thread, I wold like to make a few statements around this topic

Yes we have escorts. they cdan be yours for only 200 USD, or the speshial low prise of 29.95 USD sadly this is only available for members.

all the escorts are personally tested by me and are approved by the EU. I can personally guarantee that they will fall innto taste.


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hardy har har har
 
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(woah-oh-woah-oh
vengaboys are back in town!
woah-oh-woah-oh
woah-oh-woah-oh)

If you're alone and you need a friend
Someone to make you forget your problems
Just come along baby Take my hand
I'll be your lover tonight

(woah-oh-woah-oh)
This is what I wanna do
(woah-oh-woah-oh
Let's have some fun)
(woah-oh-woah-oh)
What I want is me and you
(woah-oh-woah-oh)

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever

Boom boom boom boom
I wanna double-boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room

(woah-oh-woah-oh)
Everybody get on down
(woah-oh-woah-oh)
The Vengaboys are back in town

(woah-oh-woah-oh)
This is what I wanna do
(woah-oh-woah-oh)
Let's have some fun)
(woah-oh-woah-oh)
What I want is me and you
(woah-oh-woah-oh)

(repeats 3x)

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever

Boom boom boom boom
I wanna double-boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room
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I'm not quite sure
but didnt you use to hate me Allfather ?

also, what the fudge are you doing, knowing the lyrics to that kind of song
 
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I imagine that's enough for now isn't it?
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