|
24 May 2012, 23:53
|
#1
|
Mind-boggling
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Devon, England
Posts: 1,468
|
Be careful - new rat tactic
j0j0j0j0j00j0j0
I hear there is chance rat can do 5 in 5... That's either equal or better than Ascendancy's epic wins...
While that's all very well and good I've had epic news bulletin to report from #ultrat.hq
Their plan has been FIRST RELEASED HERE.
Step by Step Guide
1. Kick those worthless emo baddies from last round (Hi cha!)
2. Recruit better players than last round
3. Purchase morale boosting pills from lithuania (YES THEY ARE LEGAL)
Now pay close attention
4. NO TAGGING
5. Half ally to do RAT BPs and not allow none rat's ingal or interact with other gal mates
6. Other half ally to do Fence BPs &&&&& Fakenick providing their BPs are swarn to secrecy
Back to enhancing solutions
7. Take those morale boosting pills from lithuania
8. Less emo and more VNC by good planet managers (THIS IS A RUMOUR AND I DO NOT HAVE EVIDENCE - a vicious rumour at that)
9. Crying pre round (to release the emotion)
*** HOWEVER, FEAR NOT MY MINIONS
*WE SHALL ALL WORK TOGETHER TO KILL RAT ONCE AND FOR ALL
*WE MUST INFILTRATE #rat.priv and steal their intelligence
*WE WILL HIT THEM CONTINUOUSLY FROM TICK 24 to tick 1124
*WE WILL FOLLOW OUR LEADER'S INTO BATTLE
*WE WILL JIHAD WHERE NECESSARY (for Jihad advice talk to nelito or |darky|
*WE WILL HAVE FAITH IN OURSELVES AND Work together, to get the job done...
*WE CAN FIX IT
*YES WE CAN.
Your higher being,
CBA
__________________
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. (Winston Churchill)
R21-Randy Dandys Winners R21
1:9:5 -SoClose- -YetSoFar-
You have pending friend requests from Newt.
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 00:05
|
#2
|
king of carrot flowers
Join Date: May 2012
Location: 'Ampshire
Posts: 101
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by CBA
*WE WILL HIT THEM CONTINUOUSLY FROM TICK 24 to tick 1124
CBA
|
they might win in the last 53 ticks...
__________________
I finished high once, not as high as you, but then I ain't talking about rankings..
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 05:50
|
#3
|
Valle is my hero
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,581
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
damn you stole my line!!!
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 09:30
|
#4
|
Mind-boggling
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Devon, England
Posts: 1,468
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by baggy
they might win in the last 53 ticks...
|
Are you insane kid?
NEVER EVER hit an alliance for the entire round... Not only is that cruel, but then they can say afterwards, " HEY C'MON GUYS WE WERE HIT CONTINUOUSLY ALL ROUND ".
With 53 ticks, at least they have a shot at winning or erm doing something
__________________
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. (Winston Churchill)
R21-Randy Dandys Winners R21
1:9:5 -SoClose- -YetSoFar-
You have pending friend requests from Newt.
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 10:00
|
#5
|
king of carrot flowers
Join Date: May 2012
Location: 'Ampshire
Posts: 101
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
I think that just indicates how pedantic people can be on here! But yes you have a point and in line with that I think you need to raise the length of time you spend being hostile to them to 1171 (that way they get a last chance to do one lolwave with fi/co)
__________________
I finished high once, not as high as you, but then I ain't talking about rankings..
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 11:00
|
#6
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 499
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Well that was a waste of my life, how about giving me that minute back CBA.
__________________
Founder and HC of [Denial] and [Evolution]
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 16:43
|
#7
|
Mind-boggling
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Devon, England
Posts: 1,468
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by VenoX
Well that was a waste of my life, how about giving me that minute back CBA.
|
I sell back for 3 picked strawberries from ireland pal
Need help cardi out over there - It's been really hawt.
__________________
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. (Winston Churchill)
R21-Randy Dandys Winners R21
1:9:5 -SoClose- -YetSoFar-
You have pending friend requests from Newt.
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 17:03
|
#8
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 7
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
CBA are you a retard..?
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 18:00
|
#9
|
mz.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 8,587
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
No, he isn't. He's learning from Max. He's making great progress. The next lesson will be bragging about how his shoes are the best thing since sliced bread. (Though, of course, being just an amateur myself, I can't quite capture the spirit of Max' vocabulary. I try, though.)
j0j0j0j0
__________________
The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
|
|
|
25 May 2012, 18:38
|
#10
|
Banned
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 7
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
lmao
|
|
|
27 May 2012, 23:29
|
#11
|
Mind-boggling
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Devon, England
Posts: 1,468
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk
No, he isn't. He's learning from Max. He's making great progress. The next lesson will be bragging about how his shoes are the best thing since sliced bread. (Though, of course, being just an amateur myself, I can't quite capture the spirit of Max' vocabulary. I try, though.)
j0j0j0j0
|
j0j0j0 pal that's isn't quite right je?
Maxine is hardly online these days...
However, one thing I will say in Max's defence (Max is in court as witness for a high profile case.. Cain's gf is being proslcuted by the infamous, lith dictator, cardinichshirokski for extending lith winter by 3 fckin months... She decided to spend the winter bending over putting slug pellets down j0), he does have some serious, serious swagger...
I have actually taken some of the swagger myself and started plastering it all over facebook
mAaauUU mau MaaaAuuuau
__________________
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. (Winston Churchill)
R21-Randy Dandys Winners R21
1:9:5 -SoClose- -YetSoFar-
You have pending friend requests from Newt.
|
|
|
31 May 2012, 17:32
|
#12
|
Jazz Maverick
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 333
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Best comedy propaganda thread since the last CBA comedy propaganda thread.
|
|
|
4 Jun 2012, 08:31
|
#13
|
Awesome
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Hague
Posts: 291
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
CBA pal, i wont forget u dissing me like this. We need to talk when you get back from arab land
__________________
Apprime PR - taking away ur problems since 2008
|
|
|
5 Jun 2012, 15:40
|
#14
|
Furious Angel
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: England
Posts: 128
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cain
CBA pal, i wont forget u dissing me like this. We need to talk when you get back from arab land
|
PUH LEASE, like this poor homeless chav tramp can afford the flight fare to dubai let alone living it up out there...................
__________________
Dont Trust Anyone
Strength Honour Loyalty above all
Ascendancy & The Ministry
|
|
|
5 Jun 2012, 17:29
|
#15
|
mz.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 8,587
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
That is the worst graphical representation of the :o smiley that I've ever seen.
__________________
The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
|
|
|
10 Jun 2012, 12:26
|
#16
|
Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
man that was the shittiest attempt at impersonating maxmillian i've ever witnessed
|
|
|
11 Jun 2012, 09:00
|
#17
|
red looks good on me eh
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 424
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk
No, he isn't. He's learning from Max. He's making great progress. The next lesson will be bragging about how his shoes are the best thing since sliced bread. (Though, of course, being just an amateur myself, I can't quite capture the spirit of Max' vocabulary. I try, though.)
j0j0j0j0
|
j0j0
im rocking these new converse all stars sneakers atm..
real chickmagnets
__________________
[eXilition] [Omen] [Quha] [Apprime] [Šragons]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tesla
I signed up to make sure eX didnt win the round, thanks to your HCs last decision it looks like I succeeded
|
Apprime
|
|
|
11 Jun 2012, 09:10
|
#18
|
Awesome
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Hague
Posts: 291
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
(those sneaker were for sale but i wont tell anyone)
__________________
Apprime PR - taking away ur problems since 2008
|
|
|
11 Jun 2012, 20:38
|
#19
|
Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxMilliaN
real chickmagnets
|
how come you're still a virgin then?
|
|
|
16 Jun 2012, 05:14
|
#20
|
Mind-boggling
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Devon, England
Posts: 1,468
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tietäjä
how come you're still a virgin then?
|
Max isn't virgin pal. You do understand that Cain and Max sort each other out jee?
I won't be graphic pal but I think you know where I'm coming from!!
__________________
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. (Winston Churchill)
R21-Randy Dandys Winners R21
1:9:5 -SoClose- -YetSoFar-
You have pending friend requests from Newt.
|
|
|
16 Jun 2012, 05:15
|
#21
|
Mind-boggling
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Devon, England
Posts: 1,468
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikee
PUH LEASE, like this poor homeless chav tramp can afford the flight fare to dubai let alone living it up out there...................
|
Last night:
http://www.cavalliclubdubai.com/
__________________
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. (Winston Churchill)
R21-Randy Dandys Winners R21
1:9:5 -SoClose- -YetSoFar-
You have pending friend requests from Newt.
|
|
|
17 Jun 2012, 02:04
|
#22
|
Finally retired
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 788
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by CBA
Max isn't virgin pal. You do understand that Cain and Max sort each other out jee?
I won't be graphic pal but I think you know where I'm coming from!!
|
Double dutch rudder FTW, accoring to cain that is...
__________________
don't be an arse, join [TiT]
In the absence of the good old TiT alliance, look me up in VGN
|
|
|
18 Jun 2012, 17:32
|
#23
|
King of EMO
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Finland
Posts: 127
|
Re: Be careful - new rat tactic
Quote:
Originally Posted by CBA
Step by Step Guide
1. Kick those worthless emo baddies from last round (Hi cha!)
|
__________________
[Ultores HC] [Denial Peon] [Evolution HC]
Love cha^ Hate VenoX
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:06.
| |