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13 Mar 2006, 21:37
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Re: Whats your price?
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e) Hmmm, well you see its funny you should bring this up. The united states and the united kingdom are ruled by authoritarian ****ers who don't want to let consenting adults do as they damn well please, they want to ban what the consider 'violent porn'.
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lol yeah! fuk bush! fuk blair! lol
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14 Mar 2006, 03:20
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14 Mar 2006, 03:24
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Re: Whats your price?
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e) Hmmm, well you see its funny you should bring this up. The united states and the united kingdom are ruled by authoritarian ****ers who don't want to let consenting adults do as they damn well please,
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we do our best. there are just limits.
Frankly if we left you to your own devices you'd only start practicing cannibalism, so some level of regulation is always wise.
There are few more liberal regimes.
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14 Mar 2006, 04:30
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Re: Whats your price?
Whats wrong with cannibalism? (im being serious) we allow bodies to be used for medical experimentation and art, dead bodies are already put to 'use' and not simply dispossed off. Its entirely arbitary to draw the line at eating them (if you so wish). Killing someone is obviously wrong but if the dead person didn't object beforehand why is it wrong to let someone eat them?
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14 Mar 2006, 04:38
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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Nice thread!
a) could never do
b) $500,000- 700,000
c) 25,000- 30,000
d) 1 mil
e) could never do
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14 Mar 2006, 04:39
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Re: Whats your price?
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Whats wrong with cannibalism? (im being serious) we allow bodies to be used for medical experimentation and art, dead bodies are already put to 'use' and not simply dispossed off. Its entirely arbitary to draw the line at eating them (if you so wish). Killing someone is obviously wrong but if the dead person didn't object beforehand why is it wrong to let someone eat them?
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It was implied that they were alive already. I wanted to express the idea that the state is (and can be justified in being) interested in what consenting adults do.
As to your general point there is an issue with property in corpses. I blame the abolishment of slavery (I'm being serious).
Corpses should be res religiosi! If we had a state religion...
On a side note I question why it was necessary for parliament to make necrophilia a crime in 2003, when it hadn't ever been a crime before.
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14 Mar 2006, 09:42
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Re: Whats your price?
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d) 1 mil
e) could never do
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so you'd rather chop of your foot than eat someone's vomit?
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14 Mar 2006, 10:07
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Re: Whats your price?
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Killing someone is obviously wrong but if the dead person didn't object beforehand why is it wrong to let someone eat them?
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You run the risk of catching the human version of mad cow disease (Kuru).
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14 Mar 2006, 11:11
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Whats your price?
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so you'd rather chop of your foot than eat someone's vomit?
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I can purchase a new foot. Can't purchase a new internal organ system.
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14 Mar 2006, 11:18
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I see you!
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Re: Whats your price?
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I can purchase a new foot. Can't purchase a new internal organ system.
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Yes, you can. It might not be working though, but you still can!!
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14 Mar 2006, 11:52
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Re: Whats your price?
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Yes, you can. It might not be working though, but you still can!!
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Indeed. I know someone who had an artifical stomach.
However, eating vomit might be pretty shit for a couple of days (assuming you don't vomit the vomit back up), but losing a foot, well then you've lost it. You can get an artificial foot, but ...
If I had to go for either, I might have to go for the vomit, however bad that sounds
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14 Mar 2006, 13:00
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Re: Whats your price?
A) I would never take, I would give for £50,000.
B) Depends on the circumstances, for as little as nothing, but assuming its a random I don't know, it'd be high, £250,000, I mean, get caught and what use is cash whilst you're inside? I'd need a big wad to risk that
C) I start a new job soon, that I'm really looking forward to, so around £100,000.
D) Would need a hell of a lot for this too, £500,000. I think I'd rather have half a million than one of my feet, I can still lead an almost normal life, but it would be much more enjoyable for me.
E) £5000 for a pint. It's only a bit of humiliation and pain, you'd be fine after a week, and £5k seems a good amount.
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14 Mar 2006, 13:10
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Re: Whats your price?
a) if i wasnt with someone, i'd do it for free
b) depends who, someone i dont know? I doubt I could get away with it so I probably wouldn't for any price
c) £18,000/year
d) £50,000 - actually ive changed my mind noone likes a cripple
e) £50
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14 Mar 2006, 13:31
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Re: Whats your price?
so more than 10 people in here would chop off a foot for some amount of money (most not even asking for more than 1 million).
"i couldn't walk properly but i'd be able to buy a house + wheelchair."
idiots, the lot of you.
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14 Mar 2006, 13:36
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by pig
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would your price be to...
a) Sleep with someone of the same sex (If you swing that way, insert opposite sex. If you like both sexes as some do then add a twist to a sex of your choice.)
b) Kill someone
c) Quit your job
d) Have your foot chopped off
e) Eat/Drink someone elses vomit
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a) I couldn't, not for any amount. I am irreversably heterosexual.
b) For money never, I'd like to say I never would in general, but I geuss if the cause is right. Adrenalin is a wonderful thing.
c) $5000 (aud)
d) I'm rather attached to my appendages (on no, I think I made a funny!)
e) Could not do it, I'd be too busy laying my own vomit down for the next unfortunate sap before it even got anywhere near my mouth.
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14 Mar 2006, 13:47
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by KoeN
so more than 10 people in here would chop off a foot for some amount of money (most not even asking for more than 1 million).
"i couldn't walk properly but i'd be able to buy a house + wheelchair."
idiots, the lot of you.
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Paul Robinson on Neighbours is happy enough.
And if a Neighbours character is alright without his foot, I could be too.
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14 Mar 2006, 13:48
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Re: Whats your price?
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a) I couldn't, not for any amount. I am irreversably heterosexual.
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No-one's asking you to enjoy it.
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14 Mar 2006, 14:33
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Whats your price?
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Originally Posted by KoeN
so more than 10 people in here would chop off a foot for some amount of money (most not even asking for more than 1 million).
"i couldn't walk properly but i'd be able to buy a house + wheelchair."
idiots, the lot of you.
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Right now, somewhere, some dude with an artificial foot is ****ing someone's mom. I doubt a vomit eater is a prospect* in anyone's book.
*For anything.
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14 Mar 2006, 14:34
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Whats your price?
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No-one's asking you to enjoy it.
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Sure, but what I mean is every fiber in my body would retreat with full force and just simply would not allow me to do it.
I couldn't force myself to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite if I tried.
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14 Mar 2006, 14:45
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Re: Whats your price?
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I couldn't force myself to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite if I tried.
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Sup Freud.
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14 Mar 2006, 15:01
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Re: Whats your price?
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Sup Freud.
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Careful now, there's a wet patch in front of you.
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14 Mar 2006, 16:02
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Re: Whats your price?
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Sup Freud.
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I don't see too much of an issue, as I feel like that too. While I have a couple of gay housemates two I'm fine with, I'd personally rather not get involved however much I'm offered.
Well, with a guy anyway.
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Re: Whats your price?
I really can't see why you would reject an offer of millions for sex with a man except for when you're already filthy rich or a lunatic.
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14 Mar 2006, 16:07
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Loves you with mouth
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Re: Whats your price?
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I really can't see why you would reject an offer of millions for sex with a man except for when you're already filthy rich or a lunatic.
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I think you got your finger on the problem.
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Re: Whats your price?
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I really can't see why you would reject an offer of millions for sex with a man except for when you're already filthy rich or a lunatic.
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Maybe because it involves blowing up his fart-ring? Or does it sound attractive to you?
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14 Mar 2006, 16:12
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1up on you
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Re: Whats your price?
One up the bum no harm done, and every holes a goal!
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14 Mar 2006, 19:33
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Whats your price?
a)enough alcohol to not be able to give thought to what I was doing while I was doing it, and then about 200 quid to buy nice things.
b)if i could do so without adversely affecting my standard of life (being pariahed, being arrested, having to leave the country, whatever), i would do it for free if killing them didnt **** others up more than their existence does. basically, i'd only kill a wanker.
c)enough money to tide me over at the same standard of living until i can find a job as good/better for the same/more money.
d)i'd trade my right hand (im left-handed) for a few million, but I wouldnt lose a foot. My mobility is more important to me than my manual dexterity.
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14 Mar 2006, 19:43
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Re: Whats your price?
I doubt you could actually drink a pint of someones vomit even if you wanted to.
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14 Mar 2006, 19:58
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Re: Whats your price?
a) I wouldn't.
b) I wouldn't.
c) I don't have one.
d) I wouldn't.
e) I doubt I'd physically be able to, i.e. I'd throw it up (again) immediately, which I assume doesn't count.
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Re: Whats your price?
No one said anything about being able to hold it down.
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14 Mar 2006, 20:00
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Re: Whats your price?
Well on an episode of 'The Word' a few years ago they had some guy who had to drink a pint of vomit. And all he was doing was getting on TV.
But he was allowed to vomit it back up, after a certain period, into another container which he didn't have to drink. So I suppose that doesn't count.
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14 Mar 2006, 20:17
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Lord Denning
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Re: Whats your price?
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No one said anything about being able to hold it down.
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I don't think I'd even be able to get it down in the first place, let alone hold it down.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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15 Mar 2006, 00:30
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Re: Whats your price?
The vomit isn't specified, so you could get someone to drink lots and lots of water and just puke that back up
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15 Mar 2006, 10:51
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Re: Whats your price?
I'm waiting for this thread to lead to another pig thread describing his friday night entitled "How I paid off my student loan"
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