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The Columbian Slave Trade
According to our State Department the Human Trafficking trade has really exploded over the last year, especiall in Japan, Mexico, and southeast Asia. It is literally turning into a billion dollar market. I think we should all combine our wit and ideas in order to cash in on this. So read up on the first idea and then post improvements. This one is for trafficking Americans in the Mid-West.
Alright first we rent two large U-Haul trucks for 2 weeks (with fake IDs and CC#s of course) and a RV. We get 7 of us to dress in black, get guns, black helmets, and write SWAT on the back of our black shirts. Then as we travel from Chicago to the California coast we will stop in every other small town, pick a house at random, and then rush the house pretending to be SWAT in the middle of the night. Tell the family to evacuate with them for some reason, push them into a U-Haul truck, and then have 2 others knock em out with Ethanol and then bind em up. We can stop for McDonalds to feed them along the way. We get about 10 families into the 2 U-Hauls and when we get to the coast we bribe an Columbian merchant ship to pack them in crate. Once in International waters we will unpack them. When we get near Columbia we will ride out with the families tied up to a point on the shore and trade them for cash with either rebels or Columbian drug lords. Promising to bring more. Rinse and repeat!
Clearly some kinks need to be worked out, but thats the gist of the plan. Please improve on it.
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