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Unread 4 Jan 2003, 03:13   #1
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A little Haiku i would like to share with the forums

Is Paul Adam's Girlfriend Really Pregnant?

Medics panicking
They thought they sterilised him
Find some stairs quickly
 
Unread 4 Jan 2003, 03:14   #2
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well is 'she'?
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I still prefer mine
You know, those from September
The ones about nod.
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I still prefer mine
You know, those from September
The ones about nod.


You cant be serious.

That post must "trump" all Haiku's ever written.

It is GENIUS.
 
Unread 4 Jan 2003, 03:18   #5
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well is 'she'?


She's "late" apparantly.
 
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You cant be serious.

That post must "trump" all Haiku's ever written.

It is GENIUS.
I was in a pub
Waiting to see that old Ross
Text messaging's great.

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She's "late" apparantly.
oh heh
you mean there is a tiny chance that he wasn't an impotent fag and the world could soon be experiencing Sunday Mark II*









*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta
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oh heh
you mean there is a tiny chance that he wasn't an impotent fag and the world could soon be experiencing Sunday Mark II*



*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta
I doubt the tale's truth
Besides the fact that he's gay
He can't get it up
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*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta


Even With a Penis Could Sunday Have Bred?

Fat people can't f*ck
Their no-no places can't meet
As such its doubtful
 
Unread 4 Jan 2003, 03:33   #11
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Even With a Penis Could Sunday Have Bred?

Fat people can't f*ck
Their no-no places can't meet
As such its doubtful
Dace, erin isn't fat
Despite all your fantacies
My one's better lolz.
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I don't get that about the stairs.










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I don't get that about the stairs.
What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
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What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby


That is too bad
I recon climbing stairs and the such
Is good for killing traumae





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What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby


Feelings of a Future Mother

She's in trauma now
She thinks she's pregnant
It's Paul Adam's child
 
Unread 4 Jan 2003, 03:52   #16
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Feelings of a Future Mother

She's in trauma now
She thinks she's pregnant
It's Paul Adam's child
I think this proves it
I'm (ignore innuendo)
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I think this proves it
I'm (ignore innuendo)
The straight man for Dace


It "Appears" That Paul Adam is Heterosexual

E. had her straight man
Sunday proved he wasn't Gay
Poor performance tho
 
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It "Appears" That Paul Adam is Heterosexual

E. had her straight man
Sunday proved he wasn't Gay
Poor performance tho
So Sunday aint gay
He still likes ****ing men lolz
Bisexual, perhaps?
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So Sunday aint gay
He still likes ****ing men lolz
Bisexual, perhaps?


Appearances Can Be Deceptive Tho - Paul Adam Might Not be Hetero

No parental love
Paul tries to find it elsewhere
Pillow talk with men
 
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Paul: Male no longer?
Remember the 'villain' from
Silence of the Lambs
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The thing with that one
I just wrote it to get in
'Silence of the Lambs'
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Jakiri You Stupid Twat

You have ****ed this up
We were alternating turns
Hang your head in shame
 
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Jakiri You Stupid Twat

You have ****ed this up
We were alternating turns
Hang your head in shame
Ah well, so it goes
Having said that, look at Pav's
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Ah well, so it goes
Having said that, look at Pav's
Lolzoration, yes?


It's Just a Matter of Time Until Paul Graham Messes Up

It's beginners luck
That or he copied someone
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Mr Graham Has Cracked Already

Gibberish flows forth
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Paul's brain is left tired
 
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Israel. Work booms.
Suicide bombers pass by
the 'Cofee and Nan'
That is truly dire.
But if Id the prop, I'd do
Jean-Marie le Pen
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Bad punning's the thing?
Mugabe's an OK bloke
He won't mug a bee


Considerable Physical Discomfort

My eyes are bleeding
Just quit it with the puns now
Become a nice man
 
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Considerable Physical Discomfort

My eyes are bleeding
Just quit it with the puns now
Become a nice man
Quit it now, you say...
Did you hear the one about
Oh, ok, I'm stopping.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Met in crowded room.
Where some go to forget gloom.
Tale of charmless man.
Daman Albarn then
Or at least his works, for now
Here's The Great Escape
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My Profound Thought

Haikus suck much ass
Why do we even post them
Haikus really suck
hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
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Daman Albarn then
Or at least his works, for now
Here's The Great Escape


In The Nineties Music Was Dead

I didn't like Blur
Same with Oasis really
Bunch of f*ckin' Fags
 
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I didn't like Blur
Same with Oasis really
Bunch of f*ckin' Fags
Oasis: true ****e, yes
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Are better than both.
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Oasis: true ****e, yes
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Are better than both.


The Chillis

Drugs are bad mkay
Someone should have told the band
Avoid needless death
 
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Back on topic

Paul Adam a dad?
Guess, I will catch the snowplow
back to hell it seems


Paul Adam's Declaration

Paul came to #forums
He told everyone the news
I think it's a troll
 
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Students

Dace quotes Fight Club more.
Posting Hai Ku's until dawn.
Counts their syllables.


What Really Happend

I'm not a student
I graduated last Year
I went on the dole
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt

Who the **** is he
And how can he have a kid
If he is so gay?
Read the thread you goon
I do believe you'll find this
covered just above.
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Paul Adam cries wolf

She isn't preggers.
He made it up to make sure,
that all knew he'd ****ed.


Implications That Erin is a Hooker

A likely event
Paul makes a home porn movie
Payment is not filmed
 
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Implications That Erin is a Hooker

A likely event
Paul makes a home porn movie
Payment is not filmed
I was in glasgow
The prozzies decided to
Chase him up the street.
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Erin needs some Happy Pills

How bad can she feel
Happiness is just a word
No dictionary here
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Free Willy

Flesh meets flesh, wobbles.
Grunting noises scare neighbours.
Paul eats crisps, during.
That's terrifying
Couldn't you at least have put
A warning on it?
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A Development in Paul Adam's Very First "Grown Up" Relationship

Howling at the moon
Erin's mind has gone bye bye
Paul keeps her chained up
 
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At The Birth

Paul's Firstborn arrives
The Doc tries to put it back
A struggle ensues
 
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Religious Experiences

The Child is Baptised
Water splashes everywhere
Drowning is painless
 
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Suckling

Blood flowing with milk
Erin breast feeds little one
Paul is not well hung
 
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Last ones from me too (for tonight anyway)

"Forrest" Adam

Remedial Class
Special bus to School each day
Like Father like Son




Chaos Theory - Paul Adam Style

Butterfly effect
Paul makes it through another day
God kills a kitten
 
Unread 4 Jan 2003, 10:40   #48
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How can this be


Say it is not so
Paul Adams ****ed it up on
his very first time
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