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Unread 22 Mar 2003, 23:02   #1
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I am making a prediction
IKEA will get sued soonish.

They will get sued due to back injury suffered by their customers.

They will get sued because some ****ing Lawyers and Doctors will combine with a ****ing greedy scrote to sue the company which on it's adverts tells people to sit on it's furniture in an orthopedically damaging manner (ie shlooping or whatever the **** it's called).
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Unread 22 Mar 2003, 23:09   #2
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heh, bad luck with the manual ??
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Unread 22 Mar 2003, 23:13   #3
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heh, bad luck with the manual ??


I don't own any IKEA products.

I will never own any IKEA products*.

See my favourite film for an explanation.










*i don't think so anyway ... i can't visualise it ever happening
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Unread 23 Mar 2003, 00:56   #4
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i think i once owned some ikea magazine holders :/
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I don't own any IKEA products.

I will never own any IKEA products*.

See my favourite film for an explanation.


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IKEA is from Sweden and that's Next Door! Sweet brothers they all are.


You can buy Norwegian furniture if you like, it's more expensive.





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I live in "The house that IKEA furnished"

After some thought (all of 10 seconds) there is not one room in my house that does not have at least 1 item of IKEA furniture (most have many more)
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I live in "The house that IKEA furnished"

After some thought (all of 10 seconds) there is not one room in my house that does not have at least 1 item of IKEA furniture (most have many more)


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my dresser, bed, lamp, bedside table, cd rack, curtain, and clock all came from ikea. the rest of the house has more (my mom loves ikea)
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