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1 Jan 2003, 15:08
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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What happened ?
I just had my wake up shower and during the shower I peed.
Yes, dirty I. However, when I let it lose a burning pain overwhelmed me which started in the reproductive-area of my wellshaped body. I examined my pee-pee and noticed a small, but very well existing, wound.
How the **** did it get there, it certainly isnt wanking since I haven't done that in like 5 days. All I know is that I do not remember everything from last night.
It hurts you know.
So my question(s) are :
[list=1][*] What could've happened ?[*] In your experience, how long does it last  ?[/list=1]
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1 Jan 2003, 15:08
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
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see a doctor.
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1 Jan 2003, 15:16
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Herpes.
HAHAAAHAHAHA!
PS! Go see a doctor.
Who knows what your peepee does.
AND PEEING IN THE SHOWER?
:eek:
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1 Jan 2003, 15:24
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
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Your wee-wee got stuck in the zipper?
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1 Jan 2003, 15:26
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First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: The Vale of Aldur
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Seeking advice of a medical nature on this message board != good idea.
Go and see your doctor.
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Yeah.
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1 Jan 2003, 15:31
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Getting **** out in front of doctor for a small cut != good idea.
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1 Jan 2003, 15:34
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Getting **** out in front of doctor for a small cut != good idea.
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SHUSH!
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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1 Jan 2003, 15:35
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Getting **** out in front of doctor for a small cut != good idea.
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it's just a small wound indeed it is not like i am bleeding to death or that i have a huge ulcer or oedeem there
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1 Jan 2003, 17:43
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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if its a small cut see the nurse
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1 Jan 2003, 18:11
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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You ****ed a skank with a clit piercing.
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1 Jan 2003, 23:02
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Hengelo, The netherlands
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write a letter to EMILE
also visit a doctor
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1 Jan 2003, 23:55
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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You have genital warts.
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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2 Jan 2003, 00:14
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
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It happened because: You peed in the shower. This is a perfect example of the good old hubris and nemesis effect.
1) You pee in the shower - this violates the 'order' of nature - and hence a nemesis must occur to bring back the balance. Your suffering is the shape of this nemesis.
2) It will last until the balance has been restore. This depends on how long you were peeing, what clolor your pee had, and if you felt dirty afterwards.
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Matrim
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Holy smoke.
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2 Jan 2003, 13:05
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
It happened because: You peed in the shower. This is a perfect example of the good old hubris and nemesis effect.
1) You pee in the shower - this violates the 'order' of nature - and hence a nemesis must occur to bring back the balance. Your suffering is the shape of this nemesis.
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You do realize that with this logic, it's unnatural to pee in the toilet, right?
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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2 Jan 2003, 13:20
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: What happened ?
Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
I just had my wake up shower and during the shower I peed.
Yes, dirty I. However, when I let it lose a burning pain overwhelmed me which started in the reproductive-area of my wellshaped body. I examined my pee-pee and noticed a small, but very well existing, wound.
How the **** did it get there, it certainly isnt wanking since I haven't done that in like 5 days. All I know is that I do not remember everything from last night.
It hurts you know.
So my question(s) are :
[list=1][*] What could've happened ?[*] In your experience, how long does it last ?[/list=1]
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LET YOUR SISTER CHECK IT OUT COMEDY OPTION
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2 Jan 2003, 13:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
Your wee-wee got stuck in the zipper?
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that is prolly the most logical reason.
but i suggest a doctor/nurse
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2 Jan 2003, 13:48
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Leeds, but looking for a way to escape
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pics?
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