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Unread 31 Oct 2002, 21:35   #1
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Kids these days :/
We just had a few kids at the door guising. The quality of the jokes has gone downhill since my day!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To buy a pie



WHAT
THE
****?!

Q: Why did the other animals cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken.

:(


Q: How do you make a snooker table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls

:(((((


I AM NEVER HAVING KIDS!
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Unread 31 Oct 2002, 21:36   #2
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The snooker one made me laugh..
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Unread 31 Oct 2002, 21:44   #3
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I had some kids at the door earlier on. I switched all the lights off and hid. Plan B was to leap out at them and shine a torch in their eyes.
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I had some kids at the door earlier on. I switched all the lights off and hid. Plan B was to leap out at them and shine a torch in their eyes.
If they say "trick or treat" just reply with trick, they never have a clue what to do then and promtly bugger off
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I hide upstairs in a darkened room until they bugger off , because im that cheap.
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Unread 1 Nov 2002, 02:09   #8
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Q: How do you make a snooker table laugh?
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Why was the did the chicken get to the otherside?

Cause he wanted to cross the road.

or something
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Why was the did the chicken get to the otherside?

Cause he wanted to cross the road.

or something
You mean is dumb****.

Learn English pls.
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You mean is dumb****.

Learn English pls.

That is also incorrect.
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That is also incorrect.
"Why is the did the chicken get" is a perfect example of a well used past-progressive participle tense.

Now scurry back to grammar class ****tard.
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"Why is the did the chicken get" is a perfect example of a well used past-progressive participle sense.
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Q: Why did the other animals cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken.
I thought this was rather cute actually. :/
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If they say "trick or treat" just reply with trick, they never have a clue what to do then and promtly bugger off

I take it you dont live in salford then. One of my mates parents tried that on our estate once - house got egged silly stringed and car wipers broken off. Ie that = not good idea
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Why did Kurashima cross the road?
Because his **** was stuck in the chicken.

I've probably told that before, and I know I saw one person say it a while ago, but it's still funny if you haven't heard it.
hahahaha

I hadn't heard it.
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The "kids" in norway know how to "trick".
15-16 year olds that go around pelting houses and trains whit eggs and other nasty things.

While the kids run around whit small bombs and dog ****.

I think there is something wrong whit norwegian kids.
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