My Civ3 Strategy Guide
Now lads, I told you I wanted one.
How come nobody has directed me to one/made one for me emselves. Hurry up lads. I've decided to pull it through on deity today, so you better start writing a guide for me. If you don't I might just pack my bag full of dynamite, and go blow something (like the damn servers keeping these forums up).
"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.