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1 Mar 2005, 11:22
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Hitting women is great
In retaliation anyway. It's ok to slap them if they slap you. Then, when they slap you even harder after you oblige their request to take off your glasses, you now have a guilt trip on them.
The red face is worth the tangible rewards that follow
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1 Mar 2005, 11:29
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: Hitting women is great
Gazza?
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1 Mar 2005, 11:30
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Re: Hitting women is great
I'm pretty sure getting kicked in the balls isn't the sort of tangible reward I'm after.
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1 Mar 2005, 11:34
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Lost the Fury... :(
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Re: Hitting women is great
"...but your honour, i thought she just liked it rough."
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1 Mar 2005, 11:40
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Banned
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tis
"...but your honour, i thought she just liked it rough."
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occasionally they will
those ones are keepers
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1 Mar 2005, 11:51
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Hitting women is great
My father tried to hit my mother a few times when he was angry. My mother is short, but I never knew she was so strong until he did it. I beat up a girl in highschool. I felt like an asshole after. I vowed to never hit a girl again. It made me feel like a weakling.
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1 Mar 2005, 11:57
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chika
My father tried to hit my mother a few times when he was angry. My mother is short, but I never knew she was so strong until he did it. I beat up a girl in highschool. I felt like an asshole after. I vowed to never hit a girl again. It made me feel like a weakling.
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You are a twisted sonofabitch
Edit: I have to laugh at the negreps this is getting. Some people should learn the meaning of trolled
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1 Mar 2005, 12:12
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I am an idiot
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Re: Hitting women is great
I beat the crap out of a girl once because she was looking at me funny. I later discovered she was a victim of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
When I tried to apologise she called me a f*cking c*nt sl*g b*astard w*anker. Apparently she also suffered from Tourettes Syndrome.
Unfortunately I suffer from a lack of sympathy so punched her up some more.
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1 Mar 2005, 12:14
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Re: Hitting women is great
What the **** is with you people and beating up women?
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1 Mar 2005, 12:35
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Manga Kitten is back!
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Re: Hitting women is great
Don't slap.
Punch'em in the nose.
repeatedly.
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1 Mar 2005, 12:45
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Summanus
You are a twisted sonofabitch
Edit: I have to laugh at the negreps this is getting. Some people should learn the meaning of trolled
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I negrepped you because this thread is shit regardless of your posting intentions, even though I sort of agreed with your initial post.
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1 Mar 2005, 13:05
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Banned
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I negrepped you because this thread is shit regardless of your posting intentions, even though I sort of agreed with your initial post.
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Unfortunately dear Nod, it doesn't change the fact you fell for it
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1 Mar 2005, 13:47
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:alpha:
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Re: Hitting women is great
As much as I might hate and despise a girl, I'd never ever be able to hit one. I don't even hit my sisters really (apart from a playful punch on the arm now and again). It just isn't done. I might be sexist verbally - but physically is a different matter.
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1 Mar 2005, 15:54
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Hitting women is great
I recently discovered that i really like fighting with girls and getting beaten up. Not as much as pab likes clowns, but still, theres a definite phwoar there to be investigated.
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1 Mar 2005, 15:55
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Summanus
You are a twisted sonofabitch
Edit: I have to laugh at the negreps this is getting. Some people should learn the meaning of trolled
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Wow you sure showed us.
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Mercury & Solace
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1 Mar 2005, 16:04
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Lonely analytic
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hicks
Wow you sure showed us.
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yes I feel enlightened
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1 Mar 2005, 16:11
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Dirte
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Re: Hitting women is great
Why is it sexist to beat up girls?
I mean, I don't pick on people that are weaker then me, no matter if they are girls, homosexuals, geeks or from Asia. Most girls are weaker then most guys, beacause of social and cultural things. Like, I played with sticks trying to beat other people up when girls played with dolls.
But, if a thai-kicking lady tried to beat me up, I would defend myself. Not doing so would be sexist, in my book. (Or cowardly, hihihi)
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1 Mar 2005, 16:47
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Gone
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Re: Hitting women is great
There are a few fat, disagreeable lesbians who I've come across who I would never tire of hitting over the back of the head with a golf club, but apart from that, I've never considered hitting women.
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1 Mar 2005, 18:31
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snurx
But, if a thai-kicking lady tried to beat me up, I would defend myself. Not doing so would be sexist, in my book. (Or cowardly, hihihi)
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Or you'd get your head kicked in if you didn't try and defend yourself which would be rather unpleasant.
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1 Mar 2005, 18:37
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Hitting women is great
He'd get beaten up if he did try to defend himself too
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1 Mar 2005, 20:18
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Clerk
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Re: Hitting women is great
Depends what you mean by 'hitting'.
So long as it's consensual it's all good.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:23
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I dunno...
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Re: Hitting women is great
I hold the door open for ladies - and old people -because I'm a gentleman.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:34
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Ron Burgundy
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boogster
I hold the door open for ladies - and old people -because I'm a gentleman.
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You, sir, are too nice, and will therefore finish last and never see that merc.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:43
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Gone
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Re: Hitting women is great
I don't hold the door open for most old people are they don't deserve it.
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1 Mar 2005, 23:57
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I am.
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boogster
I hold the door open for ladies - and old people -because I'm a gentleman.
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bet you don't know when to stand up.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:34
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
Personally I'd never hit a woman. If forced into the situation, I might overpower her to avoid injury to myself but I'd never hit her. A couple of simple movements would result in her face down with her arm behind her back. She'd be unable to move and would be restrained until the relevant authorities arrived.
Of course, if said woman grew up in the mountains of outer Mongolia, was trained in various martial arts and was after my Mars bar, I might consider beating the **** out of her.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:36
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Re: Hitting women is great
I wouldnt hit her if i could, more try and bundle her to the floor. but theres exceptions to every rule...
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2 Mar 2005, 00:38
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniborp
I wouldnt hit her if i could, more try and bundle her to the floor. but theres exceptions to every rule...
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Which is essentially exactly what I said, with less detail.
You're not much of an addition to these forums, are you?
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2 Mar 2005, 00:39
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Re: Hitting women is great
no im just illiterate....
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2 Mar 2005, 00:41
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
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Originally Posted by sniborp
no im just illiterate....
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If you were a woman, I'd hit you.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:48
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: Hitting women is great
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to skiddy again
Twice in one thread.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:56
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
Which is essentially exactly what I said, with less detail.
You're not much of an addition to these forums, are you?
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Maybe he could have quoted your post. That would've been well more hardcore.
What?! Two people with the same opinion on the matter?! It's an outrage, I tell you.
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2 Mar 2005, 01:00
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by LHC
Maybe he could have quoted your post. That would've been well more hardcore.
What?! Two people with the same opinion on the matter?! It's an outrage, I tell you.
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Opinions don't exist in their native form on internet forums, they are simply the next in a long line of restructured posts spanning from the very beginnings of the internet.
'AOL'
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2 Mar 2005, 01:04
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Re: Hitting women is great
'Microsoft'
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2 Mar 2005, 01:08
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniborp
'Microsoft'
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'Tosser'
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2 Mar 2005, 01:09
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Re: Hitting women is great
kiss my
'arse'
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2 Mar 2005, 01:11
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniborp
kiss my
'arse'
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I'd prefer not to have hairs stuck between my teeth.
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2 Mar 2005, 01:12
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Re: Hitting women is great
then brush your teeth after you give a bj to MM....
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2 Mar 2005, 01:13
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
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Originally Posted by sniborp
then brush your teeth after you give a bj to MM....
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How many carriages passed you before you jumped on board?
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2 Mar 2005, 01:15
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Re: Hitting women is great
im not a hobo, i dont live near railway tracks
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2 Mar 2005, 01:27
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wild one
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Re: Hitting women is great
Nevermind...
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2 Mar 2005, 03:12
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snurx
...or from Asia...
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what about asians?
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2 Mar 2005, 04:27
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You Know I'm Right
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Re: Hitting women is great
Hitting a lady is never acceptable, but not all females are ladies.
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Yeah bro, make that twat get the jelly.
Don't act like you weren't thinking the same thing...
you should stop posting on these forums as you're CRAP
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2 Mar 2005, 09:15
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Lucky
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Re: Hitting women is great
how about hitting/kicking dogs?
monday the dog of my hospita had an operation. it's 15 year old and had to get some time to recover from it. so it was wandering around in the livingroom, a bit dizzy. looking at me very sweet and innocent.
then i thought: if i will kick this dog to the other side of the room now, i will be the most cruel man in the world!
but then i didn't do it because the microwave started to beep.
no title for me.
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2 Mar 2005, 09:18
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Banned
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
how about hitting/kicking dogs?
monday the dog of my hospita had an operation. it's 15 year old and had to get some time to recover from it. so it was wandering around in the livingroom, a bit dizzy. looking at me very sweet and innocent.
then i thought: if i will kick this dog to the other side of the room now, i will be the most cruel man in the world!
but then i didn't do it because the microwave started to beep.
no title for me.
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2 Mar 2005, 10:34
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Registered User
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Re: Hitting women is great
when I was about 6 I hit a girl in the face after she kicked me in the shins. The teacher called me in told me off for hitting girls. I pointed out that she kicked me in the shins, the teacher said that didn't matter I shouldn't hit girls, the reply was that boys are stronger until I pointed out that she was about a foot taller than me.
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2 Mar 2005, 10:40
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a little bit broken
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Re: Hitting women is great
depends what you are hitting her for..
punch on the nose for telling you to make your own bloody cup of tea = bad
slapping her open handed across the cheek when she spit in your face mid hysterical outburst = acceptable
throwing her over your knee and tanning her arse for mutual gratification = good
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2 Mar 2005, 10:43
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Lucky
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Re: Hitting women is great
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Originally Posted by madi
slapping her open handed across the cheek when she spit in your face mid hysterical outburst = acceptable
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that's so gay. it can't be acceptable.
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2 Mar 2005, 12:28
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Registered User
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
slapping her open handed across the cheek when she spit in your face mid hysterical outburst = acceptable
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I don't think so. the violence is somewhat pointless.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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2 Mar 2005, 16:59
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Gone
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Re: Hitting women is great
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
throwing her over your knee and tanning her arse for mutual gratification = good
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I see you Madi
Shakin' dat ass
Shakin' dat ass
Shakin' dat ass
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