[Whine] An Interesting Evening

[jerome]

so, i was walking my gf to her bus-stop in bexleyheath. we`ve both been drinking a bit, we walk past an "alley" of sorts, (kinda like a street, but it seemed rather shady tbh :/) we both hear "noises". Instinctively, we look and see a young girl getting smothered by some 20-something man. A young girl who just happens to be, Tasha, an ex of mine, who`s in my class in school. It was pretty obvious she looked uncomfortable with the man, and also fairly drunk, so i step forwards a few, and ask

"allright tasha?"
the man replies "shes a bit busy if you aint noticed, **** off"
as blatant as it was the man was trying to "get some", it was equally blatant, it wasn`t with tasha`s content - which is unusual as she`s a slut. So, in my barely drunken state, i managed to formulate that she obviously should be taken out of there and query further -
"not sure if you noticed mate, but she doesn`t look like she wants to be busy. not with you anyway"
tasha kind of "shrieks" or rather mumbles out something along the lines of "this ****s tryin to get on me even tho i said no ****s sake, jerome"
"heh" i mutter.

so, being the kid who "thinks he`s hard" growing up in thamesmead etc, hardly "afraid" of getting hit, nor taking a beating, i put a hand on the mans shoulder and grin (yes, i grinned.) and say "allright, you heard her, **** off mate, cheers." He proceeds to push me, I swing at him, hit him in the chin/cheek bit of the face, he gets out a penknife (wtf are people carring penknifes for?) and "slashes" wildly at me a few times, goddamn **** cut my knuckles/forearm/chin and abs a few times, stung as shit. But, melissa (my gf) escorted tasha out to the high street again, whilst i "held back" the man by hitting him a few times and trying (and failing) to avoid his ****ing annoying penknife. So, my gf comes as a reinforcement as swings her handbag at his face and smacks him hard(well, it made him groggy for a few seconds) and i swung him into the wall, and hit him a few more times etc, and we (me & melissa) got out of there, bringing tasha with us.

so, ive, alongside my gf, possibly saved a girl from getting raped, now this would be all good and stuff, apart from the fact that, my life in school will now be an utter hell, especially as tasha`s parents reported what happened to the police+school, so every damn fag will be pestering for "the story" and more info on my gf (im a bit introverted irl, so dont really speak of stuff as i prefer to be the 'quiet kid with fkin evil sarcasm' than the 'larger than life kid' etc, thus "appearing cool" has never been a requirement to me irl) so the side-effect to me will be the last thing i want. more ****ing attention. "doing good deeds means good rewards" as from my experience in london etc, certainly doesn`t mean the same here in greater london, heh.

i know im selfish for slightly regretting to "stick up" for tasha ? i mean, id probably do it again, giventhe chance, but reviewing what happened, - cuts across my face/arm/stomach/knuckles, more attention/"popularity" in school, is hardly beneficial to me in anyway heh. but, i just needed to get it out of my "system"

[Embroglio]

"what happened last night?! i heard you stopped this bird from getting raped!"
"**** off"

repeat lots

[Sunday8pm]

You take the penknife the next time you doubleteam someone like that and jam it in his crotch, preferrably the base of the cock.

p.s. Learn Jiu Jitsu, sounds like this guy would of been piss easy to incapacitate with martial training.

[Dead_Meat]

I'm waiting for Dace to pop up in this thread, apologising for the cuts.

Personally, I doubt it was him, as he's not allowed to carry anything sharper than an overripe peach.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by Dead_Meat

I'm waiting for Dace to pop up in this thread, apologising for the cuts.

Personally, I doubt it was him, as he's not allowed to carry anything sharper than an overripe peach.

Why no tut-tutting about "Kids these days."?

[jerome]

i didn`t accuse dace of it i was thinking it might be MM actually, but he wouldnt have been smothering a her though so, we`re back on square 1, kinda.

[Marilyn Manson]

I don't carry a penknife. Penknives are for ultra-fags like Leshy.

[Dante Hicks]

You obviously did the right thing. Any attention you get will probably be positive, and you can just pretend to be the ultra-hard quiet kid who no-one better **** with.

[Dead_Meat]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

Why no tut-tutting about "Kids these days."?

Kids these days don't listen to their elders and betters, the disrespectful little ****s.

[Dace]

The thing about carrying anything bigger than a 3 inch knife is if you're caught with it you'll get done.

Thats why i, errrr i mean "the attempted rapist" prolly just had a pen knife on him.

Ohhhh and to keep up appearances ... PIC LINKS* PLSTA!















*of either girl

[Dace]

P.S. Is that the girl (your gf) you met on the underground?

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Dace

P.S. Is that the girl (your gf) you met on the underground?

yes.


and no pics, you bunch of overly aroused fags, unlike some of you, i dont go around with a digicam takin pics of friends to showcase them on the 'net mainly as, im sure id get mugged seen with one down here in public. :/

[skiddy]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I don't carry a penknife. Penknives are for ultra-fags like Leshy.

I have two

Personally though, if I knew you, I'd buy you pints++ for doing what you did, especially after continuing even when the knife was drawn. I know loads of people who would back off at that point.

Well done to you.

[Blastoderm]

London for you eh...

[jerome]

how could you possibly leave after the knife was drawn though ? at that point, it would be definite that he was 'desperate' thus, i/anyone in my shoes would be left with no choice. Unless of course you got no conscience or any sort of 'guts' heh.

[Blastoderm]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

how could you possibly leave after the knife was drawn though ? at that point, it would be definite that he was 'desperate' thus, i/anyone in my shoes would be left with no choice. Unless of course you got no conscience or any sort of 'guts' heh.

There's two things that a human could do in that situation, Flight or Fight. I heard about it in Psychology.

[jerome]

obviously, but you`d be a pretty shit human to leave someone to get abused, especially if its someone you know. i honestly cant imagine anyone leaving at that point.

[Blastoderm]

I didn't suggest that I'd run away from a fight or anything as such. I'm sure you remember the incident last month that happened to me. It is shit that people run away but everyone's different.

[Marilyn Manson]

You should have picked up a car and thrown that at him. That would have made the **** jump.

[jerome]

we must kill the bad and mass-breed the good, slowly but surely ending up with a leet race !




(yes this is a "humourously-intended" reference to the nazi plan etc)

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

we must kill the bad and mass-breed the good, slowly but surely ending up with a leet race !




(yes this is a "humourously-intended" reference to the nazi plan etc)

Are you sure you weren't hit on the head during the scuffle?

[roadrunner_0]

Originally Posted by skiddy

Personally though, if I knew you, I'd buy you pints++ for doing what you did, especially after continuing even when the knife was drawn. I know loads of people who would back off at that point.

Well done to you.

i would also buy you pints, after having to do something very similar once, i am not that introverted, but i didnt like the attension, and i didnt like people asking what the **** was going on, so i told them to ask the other person, as i had just happened to be in the right place at the right time

and i would hope that i would have done this wether i had known the person or not, but i have never been sure

[Rids]

Christ, now I've been in my fair share of scrapes in London, never had a **** pull a knife on me though.

[roadrunner_0]

a penknife and a knife are very diffieret though

[Embroglio]

i dunno dude, someone with a penknife could open you up like a tin can then eat your innards

[roadrunner_0]

lol
damn, hadnt thought of that!

[Tomkat]

Next time someone asks about "the incident", tell them that you asked the guy nicely if he'd mind you having Sloppy Seconds, he replied in the negative, and then proceeded to get very offended that you'd consider doing that (so slashed you with his horseshoe-remover-section on his penknife).

Win?

[Blastoderm]

Originally Posted by Rids

Christ, now I've been in my fair share of scrapes in London, never had a **** pull a knife on me though.

[Summanus]

Jerome is obviously weak, seeing how he let the dude get a knife anyway.

If you were a real man (he's still but a boy - legal for Dace though), you would have knocked him out before his mother gave birth

[jerome]

school was so annoyingly/frustratingly bad, i am/was almost reduced to tears :(.

[Blastoderm]

Originally Posted by Summanus

Jerome is obviously weak, seeing how he let the dude get a knife anyway.

If you were a real man (he's still but a boy - legal for Dace though), you would have knocked him out before his mother gave birth

Define weak.





Dace doesn't go for boys nor men.*



*[/Saving Dace the hassle]

[Embroglio]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

school was so annoyingly/frustratingly bad, i am/was almost reduced to tears .

either way you should be proud of yourself for what you did

[roadrunner_0]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

school was so annoyingly/frustratingly bad, i am/was almost reduced to tears .

why? im not saying boast or anything, but what you did was fundamentally a good thing

[skiddy]

Originally Posted by Summanus

Jerome is obviously weak, seeing how he let the dude get a knife anyway.

If you actually think that, you're a prick.

Me vs you. I'll start with knife concealed, you can take first strike.

I'll bet essentially everything I own that you come off worse.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

school was so annoyingly/frustratingly bad

Why's that?

[Blastoderm]

I think jerome didn't get enough attention in school....

[Sunday8pm]

I'm disappointed at the lack of encouragement for Jerome to learn a martial art (preferrably Jiu JItsu or one of it's derivatives) as he would of been able to casually incapacitate and walk the assailant to the nearest police station by the sounds of it.

[Hicks]

Haha cut up with a pen knife Kids today er ? Maybe he was going camping later or something ?

Get on MSN later so I can hear the whole drama in full detial.

[Jackal2112]

hmm.. whats a pen knife?

learn wing chun kung fu!

[Superpig #1]

What you did took bravery and guts, well done mate, I now have the utmost respect for you.

[jerome]

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

Why's that?

Heh, my school "arranged" an assembly for our year (yr 11), which coincided with the time I was meant to be getting to school, after getting "checked" at the hospital & getting a tetanus shot etc. Real nice, 400 ****ing faces staring at me, walking in, and hearing the headteacher drone on and on, about my goddamn "heroics" which weren`t ****ing special, goddamnit, i was just there at the "right" place at the "right" time, heh. Rest of the day was oh so pleasant, with the "story" spread from yr13 to yr7, and i got bugged all ****ing day, its paining me to describe the effort i had to keep myself from smacking one of the annoying ****s. I swear, it was as if, they had rehearsed whos go it was to come upto and say and until he/she realises im ignoring him/her, the sequence repeats with another ****er coming in and saying
"hey, you jerome? cool! i heard you saved some girl from some 20 odd year old geezer and banged him up? mind if i stand with you for a while? so, what 'exactly' happened?!?!"

worst thing is, i cant bunk school or hide away etc, because everyones goddamn attention is on me, so i "have" to be a perfect little wanker.

sunday - ive done a couple of years of boxing until i stopped bothering last november or so, alongside i expect most of the boys around here for "just in case", i dont think martial arts was needed that heavily, if i wanted to hurt him more, it wouldve been simple to do so, after all, we had left him on the floor. But. common sense figured that we`d be the one getting charges pressed against us, if so, as this area is common for teenager troubling random older people etc heh.

what is a remedy for frustration other than alcohol and drugs ?

[LHC]

There isn't one, unless you can suck your own dick.

[Blastoderm]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

Heh, my school "arranged" an assembly for our year (yr 11), which coincided with the time I was meant to be getting to school, after getting "checked" at the hospital & getting a tetanus shot etc. Real nice, 400 ****ing faces staring at me, walking in, and hearing the headteacher drone on and on, about my goddamn "heroics" which weren`t ****ing special, goddamnit, i was just there at the "right" place at the "right" time, heh. Rest of the day was oh so pleasant, with the "story" spread from yr13 to yr7, and i got bugged all ****ing day, its paining me to describe the effort i had to keep myself from smacking one of the annoying ****s. I swear, it was as if, they had rehearsed whos go it was to come upto and say and until he/she realises im ignoring him/her, the sequence repeats with another ****er coming in and saying
"hey, you jerome? cool! i heard you saved some girl from some 20 odd year old geezer and banged him up? mind if i stand with you for a while? so, what 'exactly' happened?!?!"

worst thing is, i cant bunk school or hide away etc, because everyones goddamn attention is on me, so i "have" to be a perfect little wanker.

sunday - ive done a couple of years of boxing until i stopped bothering last november or so, alongside i expect most of the boys around here for "just in case", i dont think martial arts was needed that heavily, if i wanted to hurt him more, it wouldve been simple to do so, after all, we had left him on the floor. But. common sense figured that we`d be the one getting charges pressed against us, if so, as this area is common for teenager troubling random older people etc heh.

what is a remedy for frustration other than alcohol and drugs ?

So my guess was wrong. Oh well.

[madi]

Originally Posted by _ryzekiel_

worst thing is, i cant bunk school or hide away etc, because everyones goddamn attention is on me, so i "have" to be a perfect little wanker.

"saving the girl was incidental,
i was actually roaming about dark alleys looking for strange men to sexually assult, beat up and rob,
this one was just a bit feisty""

that ought to stop them hero worshiping you

[IncubusGod]

Nice one.

They'll stop bugging you within a few days, don't worry.

You know, you could always kidnap the girl you saved, tie her up, place her back in the alley, track down the guy and "reunite" them. Might erase the whole 'hero' thing :P

You can borrow the Dace-mobile

[Phil^]

you should applaud yourself
oh, and get a box of plasters.

[Sun_Tzu]

Simple question: Imagine how you'd of felt had you *NOT* helped her. Now tell me, aren't you glad you did? That's what I thought. Now bare in mind what you know of the average attention span of people(not to mention kids) today, and compute how long they're likely to pester you over this. Yes, that's right, most likely they'll have forgotten within a week. The only one who'll remember past the first week is likely to be Tasha, and that's just good, now you can ask her to do a 3-some with you and mel etc.

Olmit Applaudes the Hero of the Day.

[Leshy]

And the reason for this thread bump was?

[JammyJim]

sigh....