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Unread 21 Jun 2003, 18:32   #1
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I'm becoming a fat bstard
According to the scale I gained 2 KG (4 pounds or so I think) the past two days.
Either the scale is broken or I won't fit through the door anymore next month.
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Unread 21 Jun 2003, 18:34   #2
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welcome to the fatass club, your welcome pack (including macdonalds discount card) will be with you in 7-10 days.
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I'm 8st 4.

I'm a skinny bastard.
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The trick is to weight yourself at exactly the same point of day each time.

For example, I could weigh myself after I get out of the shower on tuesday, on thursday I weight myself after breakfast, the food and drink intake will show me having put on weight, despite the fact I could have possibly lost weight

etc.
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I somehow doubt mister Integrity has at anytime 2 kilograms of food inside of him.

Unless perhaps he has recently participated in a remake of 'le grande buffet' or whatever the movie was called.
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I somehow doubt mister Integrity has at anytime 2 kilograms of food inside of him.

Unless perhaps he has recently participated in a remake of 'le grande buffet' or whatever the movie was called.
Hmmmm.... does microwave lasagna fall into that category?
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Hmmmm.... does microwave lasagna fall into that category?
Not unless you've won a years worth of it through some stupid contest and chose to eat it all in an evening of obligatory stuffing.

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The topic should read-

Im becoming a moaning whinging nagging b1tch

Be a man and face facts
ya should know by now sh*t happens
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No.... I don't want to be unhomoghey
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The trick is to weight yourself at exactly the same point of day each time.

For example, I could weigh myself after I get out of the shower on tuesday, on thursday I weight myself after breakfast, the food and drink intake will show me having put on weight, despite the fact I could have possibly lost weight

etc.
The trick, my fat friend, is to see how your clothes fit.

If they are getting tighter, you are still a chubby ****. If they are falling down around your arse, you are either a skater, or losing weight!
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No.... I don't want to be unhomoghey

Heh nodrog actually wrote something interesting for change.

Time to coin the phrase "poser"

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