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16 Mar 2003, 19:02
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Virgins ONLY
This is the thread where all us precious, untainted, virgin daffodils can frolic and bask in our sexual cleanliness. 
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16 Mar 2003, 19:04
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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sex is dirty and for losers who can't masturbate properly
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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17 Mar 2003, 08:17
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
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heh 99 views 1 reply.
I'm not a virgin, wish i was though. Atleast then I'd have an excuse for being dissapointing in bed.
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I admit it, i'm a [TiT]
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17 Mar 2003, 08:22
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Quote:
Originally posted by Xillah
heh 99 views 1 reply.
I'm not a virgin, wish i was though. Atleast then I'd have an excuse for being dissapointing in bed.
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ouch...
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I poke badgers with spoons.
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17 Mar 2003, 11:52
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
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I like making pamphlets about how abstinence empowers me as a teenager. 
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17 Mar 2003, 13:02
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Forever Delayed
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: www.netgamers.org
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Quote:
Originally posted by Xillah
I'm not a virgin, wish i was though. Atleast then I'd have an excuse for being dissapointing in bed.
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Pretend everytime is your "first time"... that way she'll think it means something a lot more to you, and any short comings (so to speak) can be excused. Plus, if your performance is anything above adequate, she'll think you're a natural and want more! more! more!
Just a thought... I'd never be so cynical ofc.
M.
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O2 Rip-off campaign
<vampy> plus i hate people ... i despise humanity as a whole
pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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17 Mar 2003, 14:16
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
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Originally posted by Mong
{a veteran (on what, we won't specify it here will we) speaking here, eh?}
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Mong the Cassanova, eh?
Change your rank to "Suuri Rakastaja", and I'll be bloody happy. Then if anyone asks, link to this thread. And, you might wish to write a book on "How to cover your inadequate sexual talents" or "If you are good on bed - Lie to women without getting caught".
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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18 Mar 2003, 00:48
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Luminous Flux
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Fargo, ND
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All I have to say about the topic of abstinence is this: I am a virgin. I myself do not practice abstinence. The source of my virginity is that girls practice abstinence upon me.
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Cuddley_Battleship
Your neg rep destination.
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18 Mar 2003, 01:50
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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I have my personality as a contreceptive.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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18 Mar 2003, 12:15
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Preacher
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: At one with God!
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life is not fair.....I aint no virgin by the way....but good lcuk everyone!
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18 Mar 2003, 12:39
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
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I soil this thread with my presence.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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