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9 Jan 2004, 16:40
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
?!?
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9 Jan 2004, 16:40
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Shai Halud
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Run from the "they".
:eek:
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9 Jan 2004, 16:42
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
arg! im being chased by giant shits which are metaphors for penises! :eek:
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9 Jan 2004, 17:02
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I am an idiot
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by madi
relax and fiddle a bit first
little by little
it doesnt hurt if there is gentleness
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You are silly. The whole point of fking a bird up the ass is so she gets that 'im being fked up the ass' expression on her face as you painfully thrust it in and out.
Its the only reason for doing it I thought.
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9 Jan 2004, 18:06
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Gubbish
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by madi
i bet you have done big fat poops about the size of willies before
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And it hurts.
On topic: 0 on all so far atleast
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9 Jan 2004, 18:07
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Shai Halud
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Typically though one doesn't put a condom and lube on their poop and, erm, "encourage" the anus before they start passing it.
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9 Jan 2004, 18:15
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Gubbish
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by sayonara
Typically though one doesn't put a condom and lube on their poop and, erm, "encourage" the anus before they start passing it.
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Well I might just have a small asshole, but it hurts because of the stretch, not because of the friction.
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9 Jan 2004, 18:16
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Shai Halud
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I don't think we should really go into much more detail, suffice to say that's why "encourage" is in there.
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9 Jan 2004, 18:19
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
to loop to the original point i can conclusively say that it will take a hell of a lot of persuading to let anyone get anything up my arse.
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10 Jan 2004, 00:37
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Banned
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I pretty sure i've done 1, not in the last few years. Hello match of the day.
Yes to 2.
Heh qb just reminded me of amusing times in #linux in regards to number 6.
I think i've probably kissed a man, but not in a sexual way anyway.
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10 Jan 2004, 00:45
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Infallible
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I've been kissed by drunk mates on occasions*.
* When they are really, very drunk.
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10 Jan 2004, 04:10
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Yes to 1-5 and I don't know how many times so we'll just say many.
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10 Jan 2004, 04:11
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Shai Halud
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
"Pappa"
"Nicole"
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10 Jan 2004, 05:28
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share the <3
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
0 to everything
although in relation to dantes line about T&Fs friend, i did know* a man in an office i once worked in as an office temp who had the chop performed
* by sight and reputation
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19 Jun 2006, 21:40
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
What the **** have you guys been doing since I left?
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19 Jun 2006, 21:40
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Baron Samedi
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
And **** the ****ing swear mother ****ing filter!
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19 Jun 2006, 21:42
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
haha I missed this first time round, I wonder if phang has changed his buttsex philosophy over the last 2 years.
also, 'no' to all.
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19 Jun 2006, 21:45
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Baron Samedi
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
2 years?!?
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19 Jun 2006, 22:12
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
wow
i've always been a shit poster i thought it was only a recent thing
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19 Jun 2006, 22:15
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by Phang
to loop to the original point i can conclusively say that it will take a hell of a lot of persuading to let anyone get anything up my arse.
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That's what rohypnol was made for dude.
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19 Jun 2006, 22:40
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Giddy little...
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Surly KY would do the trick. WD40 if you want.
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19 Jun 2006, 22:41
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Giddy little...
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
oh, and i'm gay for johnny depp
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19 Jun 2006, 22:52
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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oh, and i'm gay for johnny depp
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Oh and Gael Garcia Bernal.
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20 Jun 2006, 10:17
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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tell us... more.
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Oh dear lord.
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20 Jun 2006, 19:29
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Oh dear lord.
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20 Jun 2006, 19:55
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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having someone rip you a new asshole...
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I think you were doing it wrong.
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20 Jun 2006, 19:56
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL THREAD WARNING.
If anyone responds to MrL's off-topic posts their names will be noted down in a little book and some day a horrible fate will befall them.
THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL THREAD WARNING.
SPONSORED BY COCA COLA. ALWAYS THE REAL THING.
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holy shit dude people tried to fag up your thread that totally sucks you shouldnt stand for that
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20 Jun 2006, 20:08
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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holy shit dude people tried to fag up your thread that totally sucks you shouldnt stand for that
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Asking for people not to post off-topic in your thread is different from deleting your thread and taking the discussion with it in a fit of pique!
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20 Jun 2006, 20:32
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I think I am confused, did I or did I not post in this thread? Anytime the mods want to stop being silly retards would be great.
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20 Jun 2006, 20:34
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by s|k
I think I am confused, did I or did I not post in this thread?
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You did not.
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Anytime the mods want to stop being silly retards would be great.
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Angry boy, angry boy, jesus raped your favourite toy!
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20 Jun 2006, 20:36
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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You did not.
Angry boy, angry boy, jesus raped your favourite toy!
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I think I may be going senile early. That or homosexual, time will tell.
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20 Jun 2006, 22:52
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Does this only refer to same species contacts?
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21 Jun 2006, 12:36
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Lonely analytic
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I am the biggest poof on this forum and ten times gayer than the biggest queer you sissies can muster, and I score a 57 on the gay-o-meter so all your tight asses are warned.
lol you fags all are ho-mowned haha
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21 Jun 2006, 12:39
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
You're very "internet" dear.
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21 Jun 2006, 13:03
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Lonely analytic
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Cheers hon.
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21 Jun 2006, 13:52
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Gone
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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i can conclusively say that it will take a hell of a lot of persuading to let anyone get anything up my arse.
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You're not very good at this whole 'faggot' thing, are you?
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21 Jun 2006, 16:35
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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You're not very good at this whole 'faggot' thing, are you?
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in the intervening two years, my (as nod put it) buttsex philosophy has changed.
now, i'd be willing to top.
by christ though, I wasn't a very good internetsman back then. (That's something that hasn't changed! Ahaha! .. )
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21 Jun 2006, 17:03
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Gone
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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now, i'd be willing to top.
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Your still very young but I love you anyway.
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21 Jun 2006, 17:04
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
is phang pretty?
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21 Jun 2006, 17:06
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Gone
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I can't actually remember. He posted a pic about a year and a half ago in a thread but I'm buggered if I can recall.
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21 Jun 2006, 17:22
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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is phang pretty?
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far as i can tell that's irrelevant for any position that he'd go with anyway.
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21 Jun 2006, 17:28
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Gone
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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far as i can tell that's irrelevant for any position that he'd go with anyway.
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You can bugger someone whilst both of you are facing the other you know.
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21 Jun 2006, 17:54
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You can bugger someone whilst both of you are facing the other you know.
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I didn't.
Ignorance is bliss.
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21 Jun 2006, 18:03
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Gone
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
I never saw you as a particularly sexual person, Henry. Tell us more.
P.S Phang, please post a pic of yourself plz.
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21 Jun 2006, 18:08
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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You can bugger someone whilst both of you are facing the other you know.
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seem to me it would take an unacceptable degree of flexibility.
if i wanted to see 'the pained expression' whilst i went to town, i think i'd procure a mirror.
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21 Jun 2006, 18:11
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Gone
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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seem to me it would take an unacceptable degree of flexibility.
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Err, no. Think again sweetie.
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21 Jun 2006, 18:12
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I can't actually remember. He posted a pic about a year and a half ago in a thread but I'm buggered if I can recall.
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No lasting impression then...
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21 Jun 2006, 18:28
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Rep from Yahwe is always a gay experience..
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21 Jun 2006, 18:51
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
heterosexuals are so unimaginative.
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21 Jun 2006, 18:51
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I never saw you as a particularly sexual person, Henry. Tell us more.
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What do you want to know?
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