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31 Oct 2005, 21:09
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[football] hearts
ahahahahahahahaha oh god this is the best 9 days ever
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31 Oct 2005, 21:17
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Re: [football] hearts
Is it possible that this is all just an elaborate scheme to bring down the price of the shares hes trying to buy or something.
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31 Oct 2005, 21:22
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Re: [football] hearts
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Is it possible that this is all just an elaborate scheme to bring down the price of the shares hes trying to buy or something.
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the jambos are all shitting themselves because they've just realised he's bought a £25m stadium for £5m, and hasn't actually cleared the debt, just moved the loan interest on to him
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1 Nov 2005, 00:59
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Re: [football] hearts
Absoloutely killing myself laughing at this.
"How to Press the Self Destruct button in 3 easy Steps.
1. Fire Manager
2. Fire Chief Executive
3. Fire Chairman and replace with Number One Son."
To top it all , McLetchie resigned today. Its comedy central down Edinburgh way
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2 Nov 2005, 14:36
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Re: [football] hearts
I particularly liked the VERY public slanging match now going on in the papers. For those who havent read it :
Romanovs say "Anderton, good man, but not the best, we can do better"
Foulkes says "Anderton sacked because he refused to Slander Burley as being an alcoholic"
Romanovs say "We are here for the long run"
Foulkes says "Romanovs threatened to leave the club if he didnt back them"
etc etc etc.
This is the most entertaining struggle for power at a scottish club since "Cambuslang Is a reality, were just custodians, its not out fault , gie us money , celts for any loose change"
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2 Nov 2005, 19:13
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Re: [football] hearts
Third Force more like Third Lanark
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2 Nov 2005, 20:46
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Re: [football] hearts
At least they aren't third in the Scottish Premier.
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2 Nov 2005, 22:02
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Re: [football] hearts
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Third Force more like Third Lanark
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And run by the Third Reich.
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2 Nov 2005, 22:24
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Re: [football] hearts
making mandaric look sane
well done mr.romanov
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6 Nov 2005, 16:52
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Re: [football] hearts
a wee update.
burley's successor: GRAHAM RIX. A convicted paedophile who has failed to hold down any managerial job for a full season, and who even partick thistle rejected.
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6 Nov 2005, 17:59
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Re: [football] hearts
officially?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
oh christ
i wonder what happened last time a former arsenal player was put in charge of a scottish team ..... (LB)
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6 Nov 2005, 21:36
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Re: [football] hearts
breaking news:
Graham Rix has sensationally turned down the job at Hearts to become a coach for Falkirk's training camp in Florida. Apparently, he couldn't resist going off to Tampa with the Bairns.
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19 Nov 2005, 20:18
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Re: [football] hearts
Bump for the edinburgh football crew
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19 Nov 2005, 20:55
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Up yours
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Re: [football] hearts
Graham Rix only took the Hearts job because he knew he'd get to play 'The Bairns' 4 times a season.
Paul Hartley and Stephen Pressley have been sensationally axed from Hearts due to Rix not liking Hairy fanny's!!!
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20 Nov 2005, 00:34
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Re: [football] hearts
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Bump for the edinburgh football crew
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shove it up your arse.
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20 Nov 2005, 16:15
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so f*cking zen
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Re: [football] hearts
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20 Nov 2005, 16:22
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Re: [football] hearts
Anyone know the hearts score at the moment.
BBC Sport has decided not to tell us.
EDIT: Just found it.
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20 Nov 2005, 16:23
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Re: [football] hearts
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Anyone know the hearts score at the moment.
BBC Sport has decided not to tell us.
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ORLY?*
Aberdeen 1- 0 Hearts (57 minutes played)
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20 Nov 2005, 16:32
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Re: [football] hearts
1- 1
"damn"
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20 Nov 2005, 16:38
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Re: [football] hearts
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i'd really like to see an alternative universe where george burley kowtowed to vlad the impaler and instead of rudi skacel, the gunts played davidas cesnauskis every game.
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