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8 Feb 2005, 19:20
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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women are like buses
well alot of women around here are.
By "women" i mean "the arses of the women".
By "buses" i mean "the tail end of a bus".
*sigh*
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8 Feb 2005, 19:27
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SiN HC
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: England
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Re: women are like buses
I thought the expression was "looks like the back end of a bus" implying frontal uglyness.
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<toot> of course at a cow
<toot> what do you think
<Tearz> I mean... like theres anythign else to do with a bazooka
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8 Feb 2005, 19:37
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: women are like buses
jesus dace, this thread is bad, wheres the effort?
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8 Feb 2005, 19:57
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: women are like buses
the effort died
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8 Feb 2005, 20:18
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: women are like buses
Like I said last night, fattys are randy. So it works out.
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8 Feb 2005, 20:20
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Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
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Re: women are like buses
Anyone ver notice the way women complain about big arses andmen complain about small dicks (to themslevles hopefully)
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8 Feb 2005, 20:25
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Insanely Insignificant
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bournemouth
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Re: women are like buses
As opposed to vice versa or are you just all at sea with the randomness?
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All is nothing, without you.
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8 Feb 2005, 20:31
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Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
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Re: women are like buses
yeh i ment that just when typed me fingers fooked it up!
:-)
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8 Feb 2005, 20:39
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: women are like buses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Like I said last night, fattys are randy. So it works out.
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everyone deserves lovin, even fat chicks.
they just gotta pay.
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8 Feb 2005, 20:42
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: women are like buses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
they just gotta pay.
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I thought lawyers were supposd to be rich.
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8 Feb 2005, 22:05
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: women are like buses
i will screw any human female that moves
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8 Feb 2005, 22:07
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Re: women are like buses
thankfully i am completely paralysed and have a telepathic servant who types my thoughts
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9 Feb 2005, 00:12
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
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Re: women are like buses
Well that explains why im still waiting for a fresh cup of ****ing coffee woman.
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9 Feb 2005, 08:05
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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Re: women are like buses
buses are like women.
cheap little whores.
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9 Feb 2005, 08:08
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: women are like buses
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
buses are like women.
cheap little whores.
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And you never get on one?
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9 Feb 2005, 08:12
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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Re: women are like buses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
And you never get on one?
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women are like you.
crap posters.
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9 Feb 2005, 08:20
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: women are like buses
It was just a question.
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9 Feb 2005, 09:07
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: women are like buses
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
buses are like women.
cheap little whores.
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"hi uhm.. can i buy you a drink? or do you want it in cash?"
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"ok, so i'm here in front of your doorstep picking you up because we're going on a date, take you to dinner and spend about $50, then the movies around $20, then probably have some drinks at the bar, another uhmmm maybe another $40, get really buzzed - then we're probably gonna end up having sex - so i suggest this.. how about, i just give you $110 cash so we can have sex now, because i have better things to do like hang out with the boys and watch the game, than trying to be consumingly witty for you and bore myself out of my ****ing mind with your femalebabblebullshit for 6 hours straight, youknowwhati'msaying?"
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9 Feb 2005, 09:43
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Re: women are like buses
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
women are like you.
crap posters.
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respond to my mail, office boy!
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9 Feb 2005, 14:20
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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Re: women are like buses
Why are you Duncan Idaho, Hans?
He was such a crappy person! Plus he dies.
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