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I met Stew
Tonight for the first time, (despite rumours) I met Stew!
I can confirm that he is lovely and very handsome.
However - I have 5 answerphone messages all saying "I'M IN THE CORRIDOR BETWEEN THE TWO ROOMS, I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
I would also like to state i had a massive ego boosting night with no less than 4 girls trying it on with me.
Yes i'm drunk... I pulled one fresher girl... went home with another girl (who had a boyfriend so we didn't do anything ) but eventually ended up home alone...
Another girl (who i pulled the other week) told me that she only came out because i was out but i didn't see her til the end of the night...
Anyone else had a good night???
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Re: I met Stew
****ing finally, it was like you two had some secret crushs on each other but darent go near them kind of thing going on.
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Re: I met Stew
i wish i knew a stew so i could pull 4 girls a night :-((((
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Re: I met Stew
there arent that many non-fatties in aber JJ
wishful thinking tho.
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Re: I met Stew
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i wish i knew a stew so i could pull 4 girls a night :-((((
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JJ and madi should 'hook up'.
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Re: I met Stew
So - what happened?
Did you just meet, or did you go out together? Maybe it was Stew's metrosexual influence that coaxed the ladies in for you!
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Re: I met Stew
he has sex on the tube?
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Re: I met Stew
I thought if ever those 2 met there would be one of those big explosion type things.
Guess I was wrong
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Re: I met Stew
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
So - what happened?
Did you just meet, or did you go out together? Maybe it was Stew's metrosexual influence that coaxed the ladies in for you!
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I was out, he was out.
Both at the same place.
We didn't really know what each other looked like.
He stood outside one of the rooms for 30 mins ringing and texting me but I had no signal.
I came out and he rang me as i was standing right next to him.
Anyway - the ladies were coaxed before Stew came along
He didn't seem to be doing too badly himself tho...
Women seem to crave blokes in a position of power. i run a sports club on fridays, for some reason the girls now all love me. My housemate is in the OTC and as soon as he got promoted the girls are all over him.
EDIT just got a text from him. Apparently there was an explosion of sorts... over his bathroom floor.
SELF-CONTROL STEW, SELF-CONTROL
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Re: I met Stew
lol, nice one
glad you two finally met up, i was begining to subscribe to the 'only one of them really exists' theory of GDvolution
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Re: I met Stew
he's hungover...
I think he got a lot more drunk than i did last night...
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Re: I met Stew
either that or you deliberately got him drunk so that you could get online first and tell your side of the story before he can come on with 'you will never guess what ste did last night???'
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Re: I met Stew
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JJ and madi should 'hook up'.
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why?
and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?
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Re: I met Stew
JJ will rock your world, Madi
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Re: I met Stew
Stew me baby
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Re: I met Stew
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Originally Posted by madi
why?
and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?
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Re: I met Stew
did the space time continuum collapse?
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did the space time continuum collapse?
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no, guess the apocalypse hasn't reached manc yet
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it's working it's way across the snake pass as we speak. Although it may have got lost somewhere... it's a dangerous road.
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Re: I met Stew
is stew a bit like you ste?
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Re: I met Stew
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i wish i knew a stew so i could pull 4 girls a night :-((((
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Trust me it doesn't work like that
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Re: I met Stew
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i wish i knew a stew so i could pull 4 girls a night :-((((
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I've had nights where I've ended up kissing three or four girls* but if you don't end up going home with any of them then there's not much point aside form a mild ego boost.
* = Yes, the majority on any ocassion were probably mingers.
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have i missed something?
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yes
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boogster
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
i wish i knew a stew so i could pull 4 girls a night :-((((
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and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?
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though not very much
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Re: I met Stew
I remember meeting up with my mates at 6 o clock to start drinking.
I vaguely remember going down to the union at 10:30-ish.
I remember going into "Juice".
I don't remember what happenned for the next hour.
I do remember finally getting a signal and trying to ring Ste but not hearing a thing, so when my phone signified that it had been answered I just shouted lots down it, it did not occur to me that the reason I could not hear Ste was that it was an answerphone message.
I remember meeting up with Ste and thinking the whole situation was and funny.
I remember 'dancing' a bit.
I do not remember leaving Ste or the people I was out with.
I do not remember getting home.
I vaguely remember sitting on the edge of my bath and suddenly being sick all over the bathroom floor.
I remember thinking, I'll leave it, it'll be ok.
I remember thinking I should probably clean it so did, with lots of toilet paper (I went in there this morning and thought, wow I cleaned that up well, only to be told my housemate had cleaned it up and was pissed off with me and that I didn't do a good job )
I feel poorly and am drinking alka seltzer
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Re: I met Stew
Quote:
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I've had nights where I've ended up kissing three or four girls* but if you don't end up going home with any of them then there's not much point aside form a mild ego boost.
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not much point? a bit of fun surely! I didn't end up going home with any of them but to be honest i'm glad. I'm not keen on one night stands and I wouldn't want a relationship with a girl that i pulled in a club...
However i did get a text in the night saying "realy enjoyed 2nite maybe 1nite when ur3u can cum ere or me2urs... do hope t@u like me" so the potential is there if I want it! Although I don't really want to do anything with someone who writes like that
I hate text talk. 18 year olds ay
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Re: I met Stew
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I do remember finally getting a signal and trying to ring Ste but not hearing a thing, so when my phone signified that it had been answered I just shouted lots down it, it did not occur to me that the reason I could not hear Ste was that it was an answerphone message.
I remember meeting up with Ste and thinking the whole situation was and funny.
I remember 'dancing' a bit.
I do not remember leaving Ste or the people I was out with.
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Some girl came and whisked you away i think. I don't remember when/why you left that well though.
I was distracted at the time...
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Re: I met Stew
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Some girl came and whisked you away i think. I don't remember when/why you left that well though.
I was distracted at the time...
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Oooh, a girl how
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Re: I met Stew
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I wouldn't want a relationship with a girl that i pulled in a club...
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Really depends on the club and (obviously) the person. Some of the acest people I've met recently have been while clubbing although I fully admit that most people at clubs (especially if it's a 'rubbish' night) are shit. Of course there is always the fact that they're the sort of person who kisses people they barely know in night-clubs, but hey so am I (when drunk).
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There had better not be any such shinanigans at the GD meet.
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There had better not be any such shinanigans at the GD meet.
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Really? I'm quite tall.
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Re: I met Stew
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"realy enjoyed 2nite maybe 1nite when ur3u can cum ere or me2urs... do hope t@u like me" so the potential is there if I want it! Although I don't really want to do anything with someone who writes like that
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Yeah keep away - she's obviously got a serious mental deficiency*.
*(to have pulled you lol lol)
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Re: I met Stew
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Really? I'm quite tall.
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i was thinking more of stew getting so drunk that he doesn't know where he is, has to be taken to bed and vomits.
people need to realise that I am not the sort to say "oh dear poor angel let's call an ambulance" and much more the sort who says "push him in the gutter, let's hope he dies"
of course all rules are reversed if you're pretty or tall
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Re: I met Stew
In london drinks won't be £1.30 each so I don't think any of us plan to get that drunk...
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yes
though not very much
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Re: I met Stew
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In london drinks won't be £1.30 each so I don't think any of us plan to get that drunk...
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I'd imagine most of us will buy wholesale (from off-licences and so forth) and drink in the manner that is common amongst the London poor.
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i was thinking more of stew getting so drunk that he doesn't know where he is, has to be taken to bed and vomits.
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I put myself to bed
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Re: I met Stew
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I'd imagine most of us will buy wholesale (from off-licences and so forth) and drink in the manner that is common amongst the London poor.
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I hardly think there'll be any need for that.
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why, are you going to be footing the bar bill?
last time i went to london i spent £300 in about two and a half days, it crippled me for the rest of the month
(my mistake was admittedly taking my cash card out with me, and then realising that every bar took switch)
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I'd imagine most of us will buy wholesale (from off-licences and so forth) and drink in the manner that is common amongst the London poor.
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Through our mouth? Ho ho
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Re: I met Stew
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I can confirm that he is lovely and very handsome.
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It's a nice day for a White Wedding.
It's a nice day to start again.
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It's a nice day for a White Wedding.
It's a nice day to start again.
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I read that post back this morning once i'd sobered up and considered editting it out...
then i realised i couldn't be bothered!
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why?
and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?
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i dont know about 4 way girl action but think about the photo opportunities. we could be PA's golden couple. it could all be a massive publicity stunt for both of our egos.
THINK ABOUT IT
p.s.
do you think if i told girls i was TEH PLANETARION HEAD ADMINISTRATOR ALL POWERFUL JAMMYJIM theyd come flocking sensing the ammount of sheer power i had?
- the power to change lives.
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no
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Re: I met Stew
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
p.s.
do you think if i told girls i was TEH PLANETARION HEAD ADMINISTRATOR ALL POWERFUL JAMMYJIM theyd come flocking sensing the ammount of sheer power i had?
- the power to change lives.
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I advised you to pursue this strategy two days ago, and you said no.
Listen to Manson.
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It only works on people who you've got power over...
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It only works on people who you've got power over...
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JJ has the power.
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Re: I met Stew
in the same way heman does.
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so, you like dressing up in leather bondage straps and a posing pouch?
i always knew that there was something strange about you JJ
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Re: I met Stew
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
p.s.
do you think if i told girls i was TEH PLANETARION HEAD ADMINISTRATOR ALL POWERFUL JAMMYJIM theyd come flocking sensing the ammount of sheer power i had?
- the power to change lives.
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this might be a cool pickup line, can i borrow it? dumb american girls might think 'planetarion' is a branch of NASA
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