Hair Products [Vanity]

[MrBrick]

So, I got rid of my nasty long studenty hair, what with me not being a student any more.

I need good strong hair gel so I can be hardcore*.

Suggestions of what to use would be appreciated.


* told u i was.

[Marilyn Manson]

wtf?

[Jennifer]

shockwaves

[MrBrick]

This Tesco own brand gel I have aint strong enough to keep my hair spikey like.

:/

I demand to be erect. And would like to know if anyone can suggest a decent hair gel brand that will provide the strength I desire without getting those nasty white flakey bits after you've had it in a few hrs.

Better?

[Marilyn Manson]

What is 'hardcore'?

[MrBrick]

Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
What is 'hardcore'?

a) My poor attempt at humour and even worse floundering at irony.

b) Weird mohawky thing

[Marilyn Manson]

Why don't you just go into a specialist hair products shop and demand to be shown the product you desire?

[Matrim]

I have made a graph to the function:

f(x)=(credibility as an imaginary leader of internet people*X)

   f(x) 

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Where x is measured in seconds after this thread was created.

That was an awful lot of work but then again it was a good thread.




Matrim

[MrBrick]

Originally posted by Matrim
I have made a graph to the function:

f(x)=(credibility as an imaginary leader of internet people*X)

f(x)

10| *
9| *
8| *
7| *
6| *
5| *
4| *
-99| *
|---------------------> X
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Where x is measured in seconds after this thread was created.

That was an awful lot of work but then again it was a good thread.




Matrim

I could ban you, you know?

I'm important

:/

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally posted by Matrim
I have made a graph to the function:

f(x)=(credibility as an imaginary leader of internet people*X)

   f(x) 

  10|  *
   9|     *
   8|        *
   7|           *
   6|              *
   5|                 *
   4|                    *
 -99|                      *
     |---------------------> X
        1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Where x is measured in seconds after this thread was created.

You just stole that off an Open University Program to make yourself look brainy, didn't you?

[treelo]

cement?

[Deepflow]

that loreal bed head stuff is good.

also... get the fructis spray stuff to put over the top (liberally) once you have shaped your hair. It makes it hazardously hard.

[JammyJim]

Tigi Bed Head is teh best.


however
BRICK WTF ?

YOUR LONG LOCKS OF HAIR GONE???

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally posted by JammyJim
YOUR LONG LOCKS OF HAIR GONE???

I demand an inquiry. Either that or somebodies' resignation.

[MrBrick]

Originally posted by JammyJim
YOUR LONG LOCKS OF HAIR GONE???

Yes.

[Marilyn Manson]

Originally posted by MrBrick
Yes.

SHAME!

[MrL_JaKiri]

Originally posted by MrBrick
I demand to be erect.

Originally posted by MrBrick
I'm impotent

[Matrim]

Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You just stole that off an Open University Program to make yourself look brainy, didn't you?

And it worked! I now belong to the GD intelligentsia.









Matrim

[Sarina_Joy]

What you need to get is L'oreal REMIX for remouldable textured effect. It's ace. It's 'non hardening texturising styling paste' apparantly.

VO5 Texturising gum is also very good.

[Nodrog]

Ignore what everyone has said, and get yourself a tub of Fudge. Most highstreet shops dont sell it though, youll probably have to go to a hairdressers and ask them for some.

[Ants]

Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
What you need to get is L'oreal REMIX for remouldable textured effect. It's ace. It's 'non hardening texturising styling paste' apparantly.

That stuff smells really bad

[roadrunner_0]

Originally posted by Nodrog
Ignore what everyone has said, and get yourself a tub of Fudge. Most highstreet shops dont sell it though, youll probably have to go to a hairdressers and ask them for some.

apparently this stuff is really really good, but expensive

on the normal gel front, you could try, VO5 freeze gel, from boots, which is olny about £1.50, or brylcreem extra strong, again, you can get it in boots but that one is about £3.00 they are the two i use mostly, and i have really thick hair, and they still seem to work.

[insane_in_da_membrane]

I always use the purple coloured brylcreem and jus blast it with a hairdryer to make it harder.

Probably isnt healthy mind you.

[Sarina_Joy]

Originally posted by Ants
That stuff smells really bad :down:

I like the smell :(

[I Am Sword]

Originally posted by JammyJim
Tigi Bed Head is teh best.

I have that exact same stuff, green, my bitch bought it for me from the hair salon and now I'm hooked.

[I Am Sword]

There are two mention of Tigi on the forums:

Though mine is green, not blue