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16 Sep 2003, 09:46
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would you buy
a booked called how to meet your ideal woman
if you knew it would help you meet lots of girls?
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16 Sep 2003, 09:48
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fascinated by bridges!
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Would you buy "A guide to Matrim" if it helped you meet me?
Matrim
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16 Sep 2003, 09:49
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Nope.
I aint the most attractive guy on the planet, I know I cant/dont pull girls left right and centre....
Not as if I would want to know :P
If you wrote a book call "How to understand women" you may have a better distribution... I for one would buy a copy.
Sometimes you women just confuse me 
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16 Sep 2003, 09:53
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no, i prefer to go out with ppl i already know and trust, most of the time this stands me in good stead, once it has led me to going out with a bunny boiler, who would have thought it!
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16 Sep 2003, 10:36
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Re: would you buy
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Originally posted by madi
a booked called how to meet your ideal woman
if you knew it would help you meet lots of girls?
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/me faps.
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16 Sep 2003, 10:51
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yeggstry
Sometimes you women just confuse me
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So maybe you are just stupid. In which case, just read the Mr Men series.
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16 Sep 2003, 11:37
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a little bit broken
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Originally posted by roadrunner_0
no, i prefer to go out with ppl i already know and trust, most of the time this stands me in good stead, once it has led me to going out with a bunny boiler, who would have thought it!
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your last girlfriend was a nutcase though
or is it she you are referring to
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16 Sep 2003, 11:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
So maybe you are just stupid. In which case, just read the Mr Men series.
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I am not stupid. I do understand several things in life. I got 87% in my first uni year (software Engineering). This makes me clever at this.
But you WILL find that a lot of men dont understand women, not because of their lack of experience but because they seem to change their mind/are rarely consistent with their actions/decisions which means that us males cant predict what they will do.
I haven't read Mr Men in 16 years (I am 20)
*DISCLAIMER: The above NOT apply to ALL women, just most of them.*
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16 Sep 2003, 11:49
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Mr Men is pretty damn cool with me.
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16 Sep 2003, 11:49
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Re: would you buy
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Originally posted by madi
a booked called how to meet your ideal woman
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it is better to buy "tart fuel", (a.k.a alcohol). It works better than books
Zar
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16 Sep 2003, 11:53
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women are EASY to understand
fundematally we want to be looked after by a handsome knight in shining armour
the looking after part means he should be strong and successful
given lots of presents and be generally adored
we also want to be valued as individuals and be given the freedom to express ourselves, earn our own money and be independant
its easy you just have to combine both these things at the same time
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16 Sep 2003, 11:54
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but that sort of thing wont be in my book
it will have football scores and other dull men stuff in it
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16 Sep 2003, 11:58
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
women are EASY to understand
fundematally we want to be looked after by a handsome knight in shining armour
the looking after part means he should be strong and successful
given lots of presents and be generally adored
we also want to be valued as individuals and be given the freedom to express ourselves, earn our own money and be independant
its easy you just have to combine both these things at the same time
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first you have to earn the right to be treated as individuals, and have the freedom to express yourselves.
Only then will our gender, consider about giving these rights to you. You must not however, in any circumstances flaunt these rights. Our last experiment failed, and this is where the "feminist" and "ladette" culture grew out of.
Zar
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16 Sep 2003, 12:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
but that sort of thing wont be in my book
it will have football scores and other dull men stuff in it
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In that case I want two copies!
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16 Sep 2003, 12:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zar
first you have to earn the right to be treated as individuals, and have the freedom to express yourselves.
Only then will our gender, consider about giving these rights to you. You must not however, in any circumstances flaunt these rights. Our last experiment failed, and this is where the "feminist" and "ladette" culture grew out of.
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Well said.
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16 Sep 2003, 12:04
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what really pisses me off more than anything are the adverts, tv programs, books, magazines....infact all media......which make men out to be stupid and inferior to women.
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To my knowledge ALL OF THIS GODDAMN MEDIA WAS INVENTED, DESIGNED, BUILT AND THEN BOUGHT BY MEN.
Feminism and 'ladette' culture is possibly the ****test thing to come out of popular culture so far.
'Lets call the chairman a chairperson so its political correct...even though he is a man'
Salesman should be salesperson...hes not just a man...hes a person....
HOLY CRAP it pisses me off.
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no i woudlnt buy a book which tells me how to meet women.
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16 Sep 2003, 14:37
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a little bit broken
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
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no i woudlnt buy a book which tells me how to meet women.
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that isnt what i said
the book wont tell you how to meet women
but it will allow you to
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16 Sep 2003, 14:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
that isnt what i said
the book wont tell you how to meet women
but it will allow you to
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woman are hidden in the book ?
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16 Sep 2003, 14:41
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
that isnt what i said
the book wont tell you how to meet women
but it will allow you to
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hmmm..... only if they are real women and not inflatable toys.
I don't see how you can hide women in books, unless they are dwarfs, knome-ish, or the books are huge.
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16 Sep 2003, 18:54
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cynic
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
your last girlfriend was a nutcase though
or is it she you are referring to
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it is indeed she that i was refering to, other than that, my GF's have been ok really, im still really good friends with the only other one that i am still in contact with, the other one moved away.
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16 Sep 2003, 19:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by NEWSBOT3
woman are hidden in the book ?
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i think its more likely that all the guys will get caged, and will be released upon the reading of the book
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16 Sep 2003, 19:16
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I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!*
*I wouldn't.
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16 Sep 2003, 19:35
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Originally posted by Muslim
i think its more likely that all the guys will get caged, and will be released upon the reading of the book
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Thats quite esoteric really.
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17 Sep 2003, 01:06
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so f*cking zen
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I wouldn't buy that book but i would consider buying:
"FROM ZERO TO HERO: 10 easy steps to transform your relationship with your rape victim from a negative one into a happy marriage"
Apparantly the first step is always the hardest.
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17 Sep 2003, 01:09
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Re: would you buy
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Originally posted by madi
a booked called how to meet your ideal woman
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I meet lots of women at the annual stalker's convention already 
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17 Sep 2003, 01:12
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Re: would you buy
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I meet lots of women at the annual stalker's convention already :rolleyes:
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Don't you just hate it at those things when everyone's name tag reads 'John'.
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17 Sep 2003, 01:21
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Re: Re: Re: would you buy
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Originally posted by Dace
Don't you just hate it at those things when everyone's name tag reads 'John'.
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The real problem arises when more than one of them wears the same gimp suit. It can really get confusing.
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17 Sep 2003, 01:45
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
women are EASY to understand
fundematally we want to be looked after by a handsome knight in shining armour
the looking after part means he should be strong and successful
given lots of presents and be generally adored
we also want to be valued as individuals and be given the freedom to express ourselves, earn our own money and be independant
its easy you just have to combine both these things at the same time
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So although you all want to be individuals, you think all women want the same thing...
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