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Unread 12 Aug 2003, 22:04   #1
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What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
1) Muffin joke
2) Chinese man on a building site
3) The clown joke
4) Superhero golf
5) Descartes walks into a bar

am i rite
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could you not actually tell the jokes?
"the clown joke" is a bit non specific.
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1) Funny joke #1
2) Funny joke #2
3) Funnier joke #1
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Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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1) Muffin joke
2) Chinese man on a building site
3) The clown joke
4) Superhero golf
5) Descartes walks into a bar

am i rite
if the clown is the one i'm thinking of, yes.

i don't know the others (except descartes)

(iron-testicled dog ++)

(and the dead babies in the garage,
and the hot chick at the train tracks)

(the scouser and the poof)

(going for my most paranthesis-intensive post ever)
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could you not actually tell the jokes?
"the clown joke" is a bit non specific.
www.therossman.com/clownjoke.html
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www.therossman.com/clownjoke.html
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1. That bio one
2. That chem one
3. That maths one
4. That other maths one
5. THE MUGABE JOKE
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5. THE MUGABE JOKE
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Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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2) Chinese man on a building site
Pete, Scott and Yan-Sung all turn up for their first day of work on a building site. The foreman meets them, introduces himself, and gives them their tasks for the day.

"Right lads", he says, pointing to a large pile of sand. "Pete, youre in charge of the sweeping. Scott, youre in charge of the shovelling. Yan, I want you to be in charge of the supplies.". After giving them their orders, he tells them that he has to leave for a few hours to meet his boss. "I expect you guys to make a dent in this pile" he says, before he leaves.

Several hours later he retuns, and the pile of sand is untouched. Feeling annoyed, he sees Pete and Scott sitting down in 2 chairs and asks them why they haven't been working.

"Its not my fault" says Pete, "I didnt have a broom. You said Yan was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldnt find him anywhere". Turning to Scott, the foreman asks a similar question, and Scott replies "I couldnt get myself a shovel boss. I also tried to find Yan, but he's nowhere to be found".








By now, the foreman is absolutely furious. "Ok, you guys wait here, I'm going to have a look for Yan" he says, and turns to walk towards the pile of sand. He reaches it, and has a look around the site, hoping to find some evidence of Yan's presence. Suddenly, Yan jumps out from behind the pile and yells "SUPPLIIIIIIIIES!"
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Re: Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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hey you must not have seen the punch line!

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'joke'
every one of yours but superhero golf is googleable.
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1) prostitute and diseases with funny names
2) black man and bat man
3) the clown joke
4) Eng, Irish, Scot w/ cheese sandwhich

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1) prostitute and diseases with funny names
2) black man and bat man
3) the clown joke
4) Eng, Irish, Scot w/ cheese sandwhich

Some other one.
communist tea joke

whats the prostitute one?
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communist tea joke
Yes!

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whats the prostitute one?
http://www.pagetutor.com/bits/258.html

A variation, I heard it as a guy went to a hooker, etc, etc.
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1) Brezhnev, Stalin and Khruschev on a train
2) Descartes walks into a bar
3) Bill gates, the pope and the president get told by god about judgement day.
4) The ions joke.
5) The different forms of government one






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Why do communists drink herbal tea?

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Why do communists drink herbal tea?

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Re: Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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By now, the foreman is absolutely furious. "Ok, you guys wait here, I'm going to have a look for Yan" he says, and turns to walk towards the pile of sand. He reaches it, and has a look around the site, hoping to find some evidence of Yan's presence. Suddenly, Yan jumps out from behind the pile and yells "SUPPLIIIIIIIIES!"

i don't get it :/
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i don't get it :/

Yan-Sung... eastern name
Eastern people cannot pronounce the 'r' (ie: flied lice in this movie with uncle bennie... cannot remember name)

SUPRISE -> to eastern english -> SUPLIES

He jumps from behind the hill screaming "SUPRISE!!!"
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1. A man walks into a bar... Ouch!
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:/ my memory for jokes is terrible, however I'm sure they'll come back to me at some point, most likely middle of the night while I'm sleeping.

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The muffin joke is my all time favorite. I also like the pirate joke. I'd like to have one good dirty joke to tell but I they always get tiresome. Does anyone have a good dirty joke?
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