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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:19   #1
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8. INTERESTS AND HOBBIES. Please include if a member of youth organisation, and also the level of involvement.


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Is that question asking me if i'm a member of any Youth organisation NOW or if i was a member of one in the past?
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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:19   #2
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I didn't know you was old enough to have been in the Hitler Youth?
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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:20   #3
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A young offenders institute is not a youth organisation.
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It's their secretive way of finding out whether or not you were brought up with far right sympathies.

I'd hold back information if I were you Dace.
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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:21   #5
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8. INTERESTS AND HOBBIES. Please include if a member of youth organisation, and also the level of involvement.


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Is that question asking me if i'm a member of any Youth organisation NOW or if i was a member of one in the past?
does it matter? include it anyway

if u dropped out cos u cba word it better so it sounds like you wanted to devote more time to your studies or helping the poor or some crap
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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:21   #6
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it doesnt matter, stick down everything you've ever done and when they ask you in more detail in the interview just say that you did it for a bit then gave up.
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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:21   #7
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A young offenders institute is not a youth organisation.


Ha Ha Ha ****ING GREAT ... I ask a serious question and get a bunch of ****ing comedians clowning around in response.
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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:22   #8
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A young offenders institute is not a youth organisation.
similarily hanging around outside a nursery group, peering through the railings, doesn't make you a member
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as a rule of thumb exaggerating about everything except academic qualifications is allowed in job applications.

Only posh boys from posh schools have done loads of activities in their free time. This is because they didnt spend they're free time trying to surivie the 'hood yo. Word up brother.
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Unread 29 Jun 2003, 22:25   #11
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I don't understand then as this is an application form for a job which requires a Uni Degree so ...
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I'd certainly imagine they're talking about member in general (i.e. including the past). Asking questions like that are generally to determine if you are dedicated/hard-working/upstanding member of communit and so forth.

Why would it matter if your membership was in the present or the past?
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In the past i was a fine upstanding active member of my community.

Now im not.

I was hoping i could go on past 'Glories'.
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1. Say that question is agest against your best mate Dorris and the bridge club you both attend.
2. Threaten to take them to the European court of human rights, (which seems to deal with any old bollocks nowadays)
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That strikes me as bad grammar.
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That strikes me as bad grammar.
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I have to say it's one of the most ridiculous application forms I have ever seen.

It's like me applying for a job as a shop assistant and them asking me if I have any experience taming lions.
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I have to say it's one of the most ridiculous application forms I have ever seen.

It's like me applying for a job as a shop assistant and them asking me if I have any experience taming lions.
do you?
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