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Originally posted by Mushroom
What should i do to amuse myself?
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11. Teach yourself to juggle.
10. Wallpaper your entire house with little yellow Post-it notes scavenged from your former place of work.
9. Kill and roast your beloved family dog. Don't let the kids in know what they're eating until half-way through dinner. Laugh your ass off at the looks on their faces when they realize they're too hungry to stop eating!
8. Paint a numbered grid on the sidewalk in front of a failing bank's head office and play Suicide Jumper Bingo!
7. Dust off your family Bible, crack it open to the Book of Revelations, and try to figure out what's going to happen next.
6. While doing an inventory of your winter stockpile, come up with new and amusing ways to sort and cross-reference your canned goods. Alphabetically, for instance, or by preference. Or even by estimated shelf-life! Do this once a week, at least, and the chances of you committing suicide will be cut in half!
5. Using only a hammer, a roll of duct tape and some snow, convert your computer tower into a low-tech beer fridge.
4. Dust off those old Dungeons and Dragons books and start role-playing again!
3. Stand on a street corner selling pencils, apples or shares in your Internet start-up venture:
www.pencils-and-apples.com.
2. Arm yourself, organise a group of your fellow travellers, then march to the nearest high-rent district and conquer some snazzy new digs.
1. Pretend like it isn't really happening.
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