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1 Jul 2003, 16:50
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Cats are ace!
One of my cats just came in the cat-flap, went to the food-dish-thingy, saw it was empty, growled and then ****ed off outside again.
No animals have such strong personalities as cats!
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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1 Jul 2003, 16:55
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,500
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yeah, you like it until they **** on your pillow.
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1 Jul 2003, 17:33
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 1,249
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stayed at my sister's house and her cat pissed on my bed. hate cats.
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"that's a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it."
the tolling gang
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1 Jul 2003, 17:36
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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mine talks to me. shes great
but she doesnt like me kicking the crap out of my punchbag
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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1 Jul 2003, 17:57
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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They really aren't.
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1 Jul 2003, 18:03
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
Posts: 558
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My ultra cool cat is trained in returning beer bottle caps back to me, to be thrown away again that is. While throwing, I generally shout 'aport' even though it makes no difference whatsoever.
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1 Jul 2003, 19:22
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
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My cat only loves me only when she's hungry or wishes to be patted. She's ace though. Using me she is.
Matrim
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Holy smoke.
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1 Jul 2003, 19:36
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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Re: Cats are ace!
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Originally posted by Embroglio
One of my cats just came in the cat-flap
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You have NO idea how bad that sounded
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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1 Jul 2003, 19:37
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
Posts: 1,004
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Re: Re: Cats are ace!
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Originally posted by Mirai
You have NO idea how bad that sounded
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i tought exatcly the same thing!
i just would say it!'
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1 Jul 2003, 19:49
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Re: Re: Cats are ace!
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Originally posted by Mirai
You have NO idea how bad that sounded
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That sounded bad?
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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1 Jul 2003, 19:51
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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pyr0, you should be able to see it! i hope you're joking
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"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
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1 Jul 2003, 19:53
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
pyr0, you should be able to see it! i hope you're joking
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I dont laugh at gramatical errors no matter how purile
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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