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27 Aug 2003, 15:58
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ITT we rate films we have\have seen
recently when bored i made a list of all the DVDs we have in our house (minus odd ones like some NASA DVD about space, that sucks) and put it on my PC and rated all the movies out
here are my ratings, tell me if you agree with them. IF YOU ARE AS SAD AS ME YOU CAN RATE SOME OTHER FILMS YOU HAVE ASWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
2001: A Space Odyssey 2/10
24 (Series 1) 8/10
About a Boy 7/10
American Beauty 10/10
American Pie 7/10
American Pie 2 7/10
Alien Resurrection 5/10
A Few Good Men 7/10
Air Force One 4/10
Apocalypse Now 6/10
Armageddon 3/10
Artificial Intelligence 6/10
Austin Powers 2 7/10
Being John Malkovich 8/10
Big Daddy 7/10
Billy Connolly Live
Billy Elliot 8/10
Blade 6/10
Blade 2 5/10
Blue Streak 3/10
Bone Collector 4/10
Bourne Identity 7/10
Braveheart 6/10
Bridget Jones’s Diary 7/10
Buzz Lightyear 0/10
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin
Catch Me If You Can 6/10
Chicago
Charlie’s Angels 6/10
Cider House Rules
City of Angels
Clockwork Orange 8/10
Conspiracy Theory 6/10
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 7/10
Cruel Intentions 7/10
Dangerous Liaisons
Dark City 6/10
Dirty Dancing
Donnie Darko 9/10
Dragonheart 4/10
East is East 8/10
Elizabeth 6/10
End of the Affair
Enemy at the Gates 7/10
Enigma
Erin Brokovich 5/10
Fight Club 10/10
Final Destination 5/10
Finding Forrester
From Hell 3/10
Full Metal Jacket 7/10
Gandhi
Gangs of New York 7/10
Gimme Gimme Gimme (S1) 6/10
Girl Interrupted
Gladiator 7/10
Godfather 8/10
Godfather 2 8/10
Godfather 3 6/10
Godzilla 1/10
Going Off Big Time
Goldeneye 6/10
Good Will Hunting 9/10
Gosford Park
Green Mile 9/10
Hannibal 7/10
Harry Potter 5/10
Harry Potter 2 4/10
Heat 5/10
Hellraiser 2 0/10
Hideous Kinky
Hollow Man 6/10
Ice Age
Indecent Proposal
Instinct 2/10
Iris
Jerry Maguire 6/10
Knight’s Tale 8/10
Land Girls 6/10
Legally Blonde 0/10
Les Misérables
Life is Beautiful 8/10
Lilo & Stitch
Little Voice 4/10
Lock Stock (etc.) 8/10
Lord of the Rings 2/10
Lost in Space 6/10
Mars Attacks 6/10
Mask of Zorro 6/10
Matrix 8/10
Maybe Baby 7/10
Meet Joe Black 5/10
Meet the Parents 8/10
Mercury Rising 7/10
Message in a Bottle
MIB 6/10
MIB 2 6/10
Mission Impossible 2 7/10
Minority Report 9/10
Monty Python – The Life of Brian 6/10
Monty Python – The Quest for the Holy Grail 7/10
Monty Python – The Meaning of Life 8/10
Monsters Inc 7/10
Moulin Rouge 7/10
Muriel’s Wedding
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Ninth Gate 6/10
Ocean’s Eleven 8/10
Officer and a Gentleman
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 6/10
Parole Officer 6/10
Patch Adams 8/10
Pelican Brief 6/10
Perfect Murder 6/10
Phone Booth 9/10
Planet of the Apes 7/10
Plunkett & Macleane 9/10
Pretty Woman
Ransom 6/10
Rasputin
Red Dwarf 1 8/10
Red Dwarf 2 8/10
Road to Perdition 9/10
Romeo and Juliet 7/10
Ronin 7/10
Runaway Bride 5/10
Scary Movie 6/10
Se7en 9/10
Scent of a Woman
Shakespeare in Love 7/10
Shawshank Redemption 9/10
She’s All That
Shipping News
Shrek 6/10
Silence of the Lambs 7/10
Sixth Sense 7/10
Snatch 8/10
Species 3/10
Species 2 1/10
Speed 2 0/10
Spiderman 8/10
Star Trek Insurrection 5/10
Star Wars Ep.1 6/10
Star Wars Ep.2 7/10
Sum of All Fears 7/10
The Firm 7/10
The Gift 7/10
The Hole 4/10
The Mummy 7/10
The Mummy Returns 6/10
The Office 10/10
The Others 7/10
Thirteenth Warrior 6/10
Thomas Crown Affair 8/10
Three Kings 5/10
Tomb Raider 6/10
Toy Story 2 8/10
Traffic 8/10
Training Day 3/10
Vanilla Sky 7/10
Volcano 5/10
We Were Soldiers 6/10
When a Man Loves a Woman
X-men 7/10
XXX 6/10
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27 Aug 2003, 16:08
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No way I am going to list all movies I saw but I'll give you a list of movies I have stored somewhere on tape or avi
Godfather trilogy 8/10
Scarface 8/10
Pulp Fiction 9/10
La vitta e belle(sp?) 9/10
Fightclub 8/10
Way of the Dragon 8/10
Enter the Dragon 7/10
American History X 7/10
Lord of the rings 1 7/10
Vanilla Sky 7/10
Goodfellas 9/10
Jackass the movie 6/10
Star wars trilogy 8/10
Donny Brasco 8/10
Devil's advocate 8/10
ah **** it , this is already boring me
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27 Aug 2003, 16:09
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Debbie Does Dallas 11/10
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27 Aug 2003, 16:10
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Re: ITT we rate films we have\have seen
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Originally posted by Bloomers III
Apocalypse Now 6/10 Redux is cool 8/10
Billy Elliot 8/10 Gay movie 2/10
Braveheart 6/10 8/10
Bridget Jones’s Diary 7/10 Comedy gold 8/10
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 7/10 Creative 8/10
Cruel Intentions 7/10 Pretty people 9/10
Fight Club 10/10 Overrated 5/10
From Hell 3/10 Hardly deserves a 3
Full Metal Jacket 7/10 9/10
Gangs of New York 7/10 High expectations 2/10
Godfather 8/10 Ace 11/10
Godfather 2 8/10 Ace 11/10
Godfather 3 6/10 Ace 11/10
Heat 5/10 9/10
Hollow Man 6/10 Rhona Mitra Nude 8/10
Legally Blonde 0/10 Comedy gold 7/10
Lord of the Rings 2/10 2? Ffs! 6/10
Minority Report 9/10 Overrated 3/10
Monty Python – The Life of Brian 6/10 8/10
Moulin Rouge 7/10 Blow me! 0/10
Ninth Gate 6/10 8/10
Phone Booth 9/10 Fill me in please?
Ronin 7/10 8/10
Se7en 9/10 One of my favs. 10/10
Shawshank Redemption 9/10 10/10
Shrek 6/10 Brilliant 9/10
The Office 10/10 Need more input.
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27 Aug 2003, 16:11
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You rated Apocalypse Now and AI the same.
You rated Big Daddy higher.
You're STUPID.
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27 Aug 2003, 16:13
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Cute and cuddly
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i prefer big daddy! it rocks, that little boy is so cute! hehehe
i did try to take directing, acting into account, but most of the ratings are based on my personal preferences. that's why Billy Elliot got 8/10
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27 Aug 2003, 16:14
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Any film with Gibson in gets -5 automatically.
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27 Aug 2003, 16:17
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Re: ITT we rate films we have\have seen
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Originally posted by Bloomers III
2001: A Space Odyssey 8/10
Air Force One 2/10
Apocalypse Now 7/10
Austin Powers 2 3/10
Blade 6/10
Blade 2 6/10
Braveheart 7/10
Clockwork Orange 9/10
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 8/10
Fight Club 10/10
Full Metal Jacket 8/10
Godfather 9/10
Godfather 2 9/10
Godfather 3 4/10
Harry Potter 6/10
Harry Potter 2 5/10
Ice Age 5/10
Knight’s Tale 5/10
Mask of Zorro 3/10
Matrix 9/10
MIB 2/10
MIB 2 2/10
Mission Impossible 2 2/10
Minority Report 3/10
Monty Python – The Life of Brian 9/10
Monty Python – The Quest for the Holy Grail 9/10
Monty Python – The Meaning of Life 9/10
Moulin Rouge 3/10
Ocean’s Eleven 6/10
Planet of the Apes 2/10 (If it's not the original, ofc)
Ransom 4/10
Road to Perdition 8/10
Shrek 7/10
Silence of the Lambs 8/10
Snatch 6/10
Spiderman 3/10
Star Wars Ep.1 2/10
Star Wars Ep.2 3/10
The Mummy 4/10
The Mummy Returns 2/10
Thirteenth Warrior 3/10
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Those were the ones that were most revolting! You gay boy!
Oh, and i let LOTR stay, beacause it's the comick movie right?
If not, you are gay x2 bloomers!
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27 Aug 2003, 16:18
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Gone
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Re: Re: ITT we rate films we have\have seen
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Originally posted by Snurx
You gay boy!
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You damn square!
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27 Aug 2003, 16:21
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
i prefer big daddy! it rocks, that little boy is so cute! hehehe
i did try to take directing, acting into account, but most of the ratings are based on my personal preferences. that's why Billy Elliot got 8/10
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Patch Adams is not four times as good as The Fellowship of the Ring, unless you using some crazy 'Idiot Men on screen' system.
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27 Aug 2003, 16:22
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i can't tell you how much i hate lord of the rings. they're awful
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27 Aug 2003, 16:25
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i know this sounds sad but ive only ever seen the godfather on DVD and that was because i got it for christmas.
I dont get all the fuss about DVDs, i really dont.
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27 Aug 2003, 16:26
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The Twilight of the Gods
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You also rated Meaning of Life higher than Grail and Brian.
There are so many things wrong with that list.
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27 Aug 2003, 16:26
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Knight's Tale - 10/10!!!
I know it is actually **** but whenever it's on I have to watch, it's actually kind of neurotic ://
And From Hell I liked, maybe it was just Depp I liked. Maybe I'm gay?No!
The Italian Job - 7/10
Has a slooooooow start but speeds up.
Fight Club - 8/10
Good, subtle anarchistic undertones.
Pirates of the Carribean - 9/10
A decent pirate movie for a change. Isn't being a pirate everyone's dream job?
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27 Aug 2003, 16:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bloomers III
i can't tell you how much i hate lord of the rings. they're awful
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Why?
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27 Aug 2003, 16:51
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Monty Python films should clearly all have 10/10.
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27 Aug 2003, 16:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Any film with Gibson in gets -5 automatically.
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Even all of the Lethal Weapon movies?
Then again Danny Glover rocks in all of them.
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27 Aug 2003, 19:05
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Heh, Leeds !
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A list of all the **** films i've had the misfortune to watch this week
Serendipidy - 0/10
A Perfect Storm 0/10
Pearl Harbor 0/10
Signs 0/10
The Patriot 0/10
Vaio (I WILL get my hands on the f'kin remote !)
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27 Aug 2003, 19:25
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The Usual Suspects 10/10
Zelig 10/10
A fish called Wanda 10/10
Mad Max 10/10
Mad Max2 10/10
Mad Max3 10/10
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27 Aug 2003, 19:30
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Banned
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you are unconsistend, incoherent voters
die you all
apocalypse now = 9
finito
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27 Aug 2003, 19:55
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Clerk
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I can't help but thing that your Lord of the Rings rating is somewhat tarred by the "Deffeh Effect"*.
All the DVDs I own I would give high ratings, since I tend not to buy rubbish movies. But a brief sample :
It's a Wonderful Life = 9/10
Annie Hall = 9/10
Spaced Series 1 & 2 = 9/10
Crimes and Misdamenours = 9/10
Wild Things = 3/10 (I was a sad lonely teenager when I bought it)
Ransom = 6/10
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly = 8/10
* = Of exaggerating a negative opinion of a film/song/band on the basis of overly positive opinion of said item in your peer group/media.
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27 Aug 2003, 20:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
It's a Wonderful Life = 9/10
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What would a film have to be to get 10/10?
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27 Aug 2003, 22:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
What would a film have to be to get 10/10?
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It would need to be this film :
The Struggle (Proletarian Productions)
(True Story)
Starring Dante Hicks and Kate Beckinsale, Keira Knightly & Rachel Weisz
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Viggo Mortensen
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Screenplay by Dante Hicks
Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Tagline : Sometimes, you've gotta pick a side!
Plot Outline
The true story of how a good looking South London kid (Dante Hicks) using nothing but his charisma, wit and intelligence fought his way from a Lambeth housing estate to lead the worlds first sucessful Marxist Libertarian revolution. In the process of doing this he also is pursued romantically by various hot chicks (Knightly, Beckinsale, Weisz, et al).
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27 Aug 2003, 22:32
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Re: ITT we rate films we have\have seen
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Originally posted by Bloomers III
About a Boy 8/10
American Beauty 8/10
American Pie 7/10
American Pie 2 6/10
A Few Good Men 8/10
Billy Elliot 6/10
Blade 7/10
Bone Collector 5/10
Braveheart 4/10
Bridget Jones’s Diary 8/10
Conspiracy Theory 4/10
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 5/10
Dirty Dancing 10/10
Final Destination 2/10
Good Will Hunting 8/10
Green Mile 7/10
Heat 9/10
Jerry Maguire 7/10
Lock Stock (etc.) 6/10
Matrix 8/10
Meet Joe Black 1/10
Meet the Parents 6/10
MIB 5/10
Minority Report 8/10
Monty Python – The Quest for the Holy Grail 8/10
Monsters Inc 7/10
Pelican Brief 4/10
Pretty Woman 3/10
Se7en 7/10
Shakespeare in Love 2/10
Shawshank Redemption 8/10
Sixth Sense 7/10
The Firm 9/10
The Mummy 2/10
Vanilla Sky 7/10
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27 Aug 2003, 23:18
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
It would need to be this film :
Plot Outline
The true story of how a good looking South London kid (Dante Hicks) using nothing but his charisma, wit and intelligence fought his way from a Lambeth housing estate to lead the worlds first sucessful Marxist Libertarian revolution. In the process of doing this he also is pursued romantically by various hot chicks (Knightly, Beckinsale, Weisz, et al).
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Are Marxists allowed to be sexist ?
Vaio
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27 Aug 2003, 23:21
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
Are Marxists allowed to be sexist ?
Vaio
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The last 4 letters are the same, so I'd say yes.
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27 Aug 2003, 23:28
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
Are Marxists allowed to be sexist ?
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We're allowed to find the opposite sex attractive, yeah.
Plus, we're allowed to be delusional - hell it's practically compulsary for most Trot sects.
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27 Aug 2003, 23:40
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Heh, Leeds !
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So much for being oppressed victims of a capitalist system.
You Marxists are a sneaky lot
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27 Aug 2003, 23:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
We're allowed to find the opposite sex attractive, yeah.
Plus, we're allowed to be delusional - hell it's practically compulsary for most Trot sects.
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Sectsist.
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27 Aug 2003, 23:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
Are Marxists allowed to be sexist ?
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He's just setting up the sequel[*], in which the hero is forced to betray the Revolution in order to satisfy his various sexual addictions.
* The Bourgeoise Strikes Back
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27 Aug 2003, 23:52
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Sectsist.
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Mark Cyst.
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27 Aug 2003, 23:55
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Clerk
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Quote:
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The Bourgeoise Strikes Back
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We'll win in the third one then, but only because of the intervention of a bunch of muppets.
Of course, many independent contractors will be unnecessarily killed but we all know that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
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27 Aug 2003, 23:58
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The Twilight of the Gods
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It's oppression of the black man, or whatever the comic book guy said in Chasing Amy.
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28 Aug 2003, 13:48
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Gone
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Quote:
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Plus, we're allowed to be delusional
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I'd say it was more of a pre-requisite for being a Marxist than a voluntary choice, although you'd probably flame me for that joke, and then Nod would come in and then it would be all seriousness and pipes and ten paces.
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