The Idler's Return

[AcidK]

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Ceasium > Frankium when it comes to water reaction
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*AcidK snatch the pistols from Flapjack.*

Oi, no using other peoples weapons in the bar.

*AcidK place the pistols on the counter, where they moult znd melt and become, effectively, a part of the table.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack immediatly pulls more pistols out of the air*

there not his guns, just copies

*flapjack waits for the SWAT to react again*

[Demon Dave]

Originally Posted by AcidK

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Ceasium > Frankium when it comes to water reaction
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/ooc/ not for sh*t!!! Frankium is at the bottom of Group One and is therefore more reactive than Ceasium resulting in a bigger bang!!! /ooc/

[Heiro]

Originally Posted by Demon Dave

/ooc/ not for sh*t!!! Frankium is at the bottom of Group One and is therefore more reactive than Ceasium resulting in a bigger bang!!! /ooc/

is that Francium you mean... and its true :P
***

Heiro walks over to Dave, and gives him the remainder of his last drink, half full.

"Nice little mixer, early morning pickup."

turning around, Heiro looks at Flapjack. Stepping ominously back to the bar, and taking his wallet out at the same time, he smirks, before whispering, very calmly:
"Thats for the damages."
Kicking backward, Heiro pitches Flapjack across the bar, into the backwall, shattering a table into shards as he lands. Walking over with a purpose, Heiro picks flapjack up, and throws him out the window, head first, into the hordes of swat team members.

"Erm... What are SWAT doing in ireland?"

[flapjack]

*flapjack morphed in mid-air and by the time he landed there was nothing more then a small silverish liquid*

*flapjack quickly slithered back inside under the door, before returning to his normal form*

i should take revenge now

oh and we're not in Ireland, we're in New Yersey in the U.S. after Hewitt messed up our placement

[Heiro]

"I wondered why all those High rise buildings were in Ireland..."

Hitting Flapjack again, heiro curses his lack of actual motivation to hurt flapjack. sighing, he turns around, and waits for his drink.

[Flavius]

I found this thread when searching for Idler

[Demon Dave]

*DD takes the drink from Heiro and, using a spoon, splashes a couple of drops on the top of the bar. DD then watches as a rather large hole is formed where the drink was*

"Err... thanks but i think i'll stick with the coffee"

[Heiro]

"you sure. That drink only caused my head to explode 3 times."

Hitting flapjack again, Heiro smiles, and swigs at the drink dave turned down

[AcidK]

*AcidK's hands moved quickly and snatched up the drink before Heiro could get there.*

Ah ah ah, you have not yet paid up for the previous drinks, and I don't take tabs higher than 3 million shraanian creds.

[Heiro]

"Christ. I've spent that much!"

Heiro wonders for a second.

"HEY! you spiked half of them! i demand a rebate!"

[AcidK]

I spiked one, and I don't charge for spikes. Your total spending is still over 3mil SC.

[Heiro]

"right. Well...Do you have any jobs going... im kind of broke at the moment... long story. the Dog'll tell you."

Heiro looks around the room, and eyes his dog, sitting a murky table in the back corner of the room sipping neatly on a pint of guiness.

"You'd have no idea how much it cost to get THAT through customs..."

[AcidK]

Actually, I kind of do... Anyhow, you could do one or two jobs. Each job is a drink, but only a light drink. Five jobs is a strong drink. You could collect the glasses, wash the glasses, feed the Myst Breaker squigs I have somewhere around here or, in for a job that will count as two, you could entertain the idlers within this pub.

[flapjack]

NOOO, that would mean he'd have to entertain me, that's a disaster

[AcidK]

Exactly

[Verric]

Verric skips up to Heiro, and puts his arm around him as if they're old mates, which they aren't, seeing as they hadn't even actually even met before.
"He can do interior decorating!" he volunteers to AcidK, holding up a paintbrush with his free hand. "I'll vulunteer the paint and cacti, and he can do all the manual labour!"
Aside, he says "Hee hee hee, am I dastardly smart! If the nice, tall and terrifying Mr. Barman is desperate to make the man with the dog pay, then interior decorating can be done. yay!"

ooc/ wow, i just noticed that interior looks like inferior...tee hee /ooc

[AcidK]

*AcidK stared at Verric.*

No interior decor! No cacti within five metres of the bar! And certainly no Verric-made paint... who knows what... things lurk inside! No, he will entertain the crowd, get some lively action out of the loafers in this bar.b Or, in simpler terms, become the target for beer bottles for every time he makes a bad joke.

[flapjack]

some empty beer bottles please, i don't like beer but i do like the idea of throwing bottles

[Demon Dave]

*DD pulls out a six-shooter from under his jacket and aims it at Heiro's feet. He then fires off a shoot at Heiro's feet, only just missing taking one of his toes off*

"DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!!"

[vampire_lestat]

*lestat larfs at the dancing monkeh-man, then walks up to heiro and aims an AA gun at heiro's feet. before he can fire, lestat collapses under the weight of the massive weapon*

"uh, little help??"

[Nazaldeuh]

*Wanders in and hauls the AA gun off lestat...then goes and sits by the bar*

Umm...a light drink. Please. Mister barman.

[flapjack]

he means a myst breaker acid, a myst breaker.

*flapjack starts throwing empty beer bottles at heiro, yelling at him to dance*

[vampire_lestat]

*lestat, feeling slightly less crushed, pulls himself over to the bar and starts talking to a barstool. After a short while he realises that the stool isn't the bartender, but an object for sitting on. Apoligising to the barstool for his mistake, lestat takes a seat and orders a drink*

"i'll have a myst breaker please"

[AcidK]

aaa... a LIGHT drink.

*AcidK hands Nazaldeuha Myst Breaker, freshly from the bottle from the freezer (co-incidentally cooled by liquid nitrogen.*

There you go, a light drink... erm, not on the house.

Whetwer you do, NEVER sip it, take it down as one

*AcidK watches the experienced run wildly for cover.*

[Nazaldeuh]

*Nazaldeuh watches the drink for a while. Her black tailored suit looks slightly out of place in this setting, though her black wings fit in perfectly with the oddity of the rest of the people in the bar. Sighing, she looks away from the drink, glancing around at the rest of the bar. She smiles and waves at Gryffin*

[Demon Dave]

*DD pops his head up from behind the table that he is cowering behind, wondering why there hasn't been an explosion yet. As he looks around the bar, he sees the newcomer just sitting at the bar with the Myst Breaker undrunk. DD then shouts at the newcomer and hides behind the tabe again*

"FOR GOD'S SAKE DRINK IT, QUICK!!!"

[Nazaldeuh]

*Nazaldeuh blink at Demon Dave, surprised and affronted by this person, and too astonished to actually take in their words*

[vampire_lestat]

*lestat sits at the bar waiting for the explosion, and is own drink*

"uh, When i said i wanted a drink, i ment THIS BLOODY YEAR!!!"

*lestat notices naz (too lazy to type out whole name ) sitting staring at a myst breaker*

"the drink goes in your mouth. Careful though, it's a bit volitile"

*lestat looks at acid*

"I NEED A BLOODY DRINK!!!!"

[flapjack]

*flapjack looks over to nazaldeuh*

you're supposed to drink it while it's still cold, it tend to vaporise a bit fast and if you see people suddenly running away for no apparent reason, just ignore them, ok ??

*flapjack checks his quantum deflector field generator and quickly morphes his skin into an energy absorbing crystalline material*

[Nazaldeuh]

*Nazaldeuh shrugs and tosses back the Myst Breaker, slamming the container back onto the bartop*

[vampire_lestat]

*lestat continues waiting for a drink*

[Demon Dave]

*DD continues waiting for a bang*

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly fully morphes his body to the previously mentioned crystalline component and just before losing the ability to move he turns on a portable quantum deflector field generator, the field coming up in a nice sphere around him the moment he hits the ground, his body now the size of a barstool, but lying on the ground and nicely reflecting light in special paterns, like all good crystals*

ooc/ everybody duck !! /ooc

[AcidK]

*AcidK gets Lestat's drink, a glass of blood freshly squeezed from an innocent heart, and, just as the 10.3 usual seconds hit, he dives to the floor, just as Naz explodes violently, helf the bar and at least a metre around him goes up in explosion, sending giblets, wood and melted metal flying in virtually every direction. After about three seconds of this, AcidK stands back up, brushes a bit of skin from his shoulder and looks at the black crater that once was Naz and the bar stool.*

Well, that took a while...

*AcidK morphs the bar back to where it was, leaving the rest scared by the explosion and waits for Naz to respawn.*

Anyone else for anything else?

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly unmorphes and gets back up*

hmm, that 1 was less violent then normal, think she didn't drink all of it?

anyways, an acid volcano bomb please, i think my last 1 turned that cop into a pudle

[AcidK]

Nope, guess it was the way that she slammed the glass down, sped up the blood flow too quickly for the Myst Breaker to cause full effect. Anyhow...

*AcidK pulled out an Acid Volcano Bomb for Flapjack, making sure not to tip any.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack immediatly took a nice long sip out of it, hoping to not waste most of this drink as well*

[vampire_lestat]

*lestat runs his finger across his face, picking up most of the blood splattered from the explosion. dunking this finger in his drink, lestat sturs it in with the innocents blood (for a bit of a tangy twist ), lifts up the glass and downs the contents, the more observent present would notice a considerable ammout more colour on his face. Lestat turns to acid
"they just don't make virgins like they used to, do they? Where'd you manage to pick this up, its a good vintage."

[Nazaldeuh]

((And now everyone calls me naz...gee thanks lestat *sigh* ah well it would've been shortened eventually anyway))

*Nazaldeuh steps back through a time warp, rustles her wings, then goes to sit back at the bar*

That was meant to be a LIGHT drink? How much did that just cost me? Since it wasn't on the house, I'll assume it costs a lot...

[flapjack]

only a couple of million shraanian credits, you'd better start emptying your purse

*flapjack heard something coming and walking over to the bar, thus he turns around to who it is. While doing so he also spills a reasonably large amount of Acid Volcano bomb, which immediatly begins to burn through several barstools and a couple of pieces of the bar*

'hmm, she didn't even use the respawner'

[Demon Dave]

*DD gets up from behind the table whicg he'd been hiding behind and walks back over to the bar. On the way to the bar, DD slips on a piece of brain and falls flat on his arse with a dull thud. DD gets back up again and continues towards the bar, looking out for any more pieces of the unfortunate Naz. DD eventually makes it to the bar and sits on stool, however, when he sits on the stool it spins round, facing him in the other direction*

"hey...! where'd the bar go?"

[AcidK]

*AcidK taps DD.*

Behind you, mate.

*AcidK turns to Nazaldeuh and grins. Well, it made you considerably lighter, no? I'll cut a deal, since it was not expected I'll only charge half... which will come to 1.5million shraanian credits (1sc being equivilent to £100). Kylithium doesn't come cheap, you know.

*Acidk turns to Lestat quickly, although he was on the opposite end of the bar, AcidK made it their instantaniously.*

Well, Lastat, you know I am a psychic, yes? You also know my specific feilds of expertise are with demensional space/time configeration and advanced telepathy? With those I generally read your minds in exactly the vintage required and use space/time continuum to, more or less, BLINK the objects in (in this case, a perfect virgin-blood drink. Not only that, you just drank a Besilon Virgin (which, beleive me, is quite rare over the age of 36 {Besilon Rate-Of-Age is half the Rate-Of-Age of humans}). Would you like another? I have more around that I could create or blink in.

[Demon Dave]

*DD feels that tap on his shoulder and spins around again on his stool, only to see an empty bar*

"Now where could that barman have got to?"

[Nazaldeuh]

*Nazaldeuh looks over at flapjack, amused*

A respawner? How...mechanical. Slow too if it didn't pick me up before the warp kicked in...

*Nazaldeuh sighs...more money...*

Hmm. Can I just pay you in Kylithium? I don't think I have any Shraanian credits on me...

[flapjack]

err, i'm not sure where you'd think of getting Kylithium though, as far as i know it's only availble in the Piai deadzone and they're not all that keen on selling it to outsiders, believe me i've tried.

[Nazaldeuh]

Considering it's one of the rarest materials in several universes, it's something that will keep its value. Therefore it makes sense to be paid out in it. On my old salary anyway.

[AcidK]

Hah! Kylithium is a patented item only to be used in any form by those that I, the owner of the patent, or Planetkiller, the lead creator of Kylithium weapons, allow. So, paying me in Kylithium is illegal within this forum or any other. Besides, the only kyltihium around is either behind my bar or within the Academy of Psychics (to which, as I recall, you are not a part of). Stealing from either can be quite dangerous to your health. Shraan Credits or equivilent in any other currency that will mount up to the same amount. Either that or you can do some... jobs for the bar.

*AcidK blinks to DD and smiles.*

Right here, Dave.

[Demon Dave]

"right where? oh there you are. umm..... yes i think i shall have a pint of Murphy's if you'd be so kind, just put it on the tab"

[AcidK]

*AcidK pours a whole pint of Murphies and adds it to Dave's long tab list.*