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Unread 9 Sep 2003, 13:47   #1
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So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???
its uh...interesting.
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superman position?

Please explain your cartoonic sex positions before, so I can at least relate it to a position or page in kama sutra...
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Re: So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???
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superman position?

Please explain your cartoonic sex positions before, so I can at least relate it to a position or page in kama sutra...
Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board with one hand, hold other arm out like 'super man' flying, thrust using one hand to pull you forward.


second (optional) stage, laugh hysterically, hum superman theme tune.
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I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...


hmmmm....
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I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...


hmmmm....
Yeah but it isnt as amusing.

Feels good though.
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I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...


hmmmm....
What if she doesnt have legs?
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I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...
I prefer this as well.

It's the only way I can lift them up the stairs after I've drugged them with rohypnol.
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I prefer this as well.

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Your sister finally put out eh Plasma?
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Re: So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???
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its uh...interesting.
The only chance you have of waking up next to a naked woman is if you break into a morgue.
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The only chance you have of waking up next to a naked woman is if you break into a morgue.
Thats disgusting! If they had a choice they wouldnt be seen, umm...dead with him.
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Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board with one hand, hold other arm out like 'super man' flying, thrust using one hand to pull you forward.


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it's doable, you just have to lean forward and have a ****ing strong back.
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what is bearing your weight?
Mostly my headboard....its uh a solid iron bar (Just wide enough for handcuffs), sorta designed like a Shinto temple...lovely and black.

Also my partners pelvic area takes a bit of the weight but Im not really that heavy.


Much of the 'thrust' is provided by my biceps rather than my hips/thighs.


You really should try it madi
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Much of the 'thrust' is provided by my biceps rather than my hips/thighs.
You have biceps?!?!??!
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Not for you any more.

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Not for you any more.

I can take losing your biceps. Just please let me keep your arse.


Oh...and Fred.
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I attempted to work out the logistics of this in my head from your description, and completely failed the first time round and then I realised this was because I was working from the point of view of the woman. So I started again, from the other perspective. I still don't think it would work.
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I attempted to work out the logistics of this in my head from your description, and completely failed the first time round and then I realised this was because I was working from the point of view of the woman. So I started again, from the other perspective. I still don't think it would work.
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All these jokes and not one single mention of a wheelchair.

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All these jokes and not one single mention of a wheelchair.

Disapointed.
Well then why don't u start?? :P

Sounds like you may have a few as ammunition.
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Bit like the person that started the thread.....
Colour me insulted.


Jenny, It does work trust me.

Perhaps if im really bothered I'll fire up MS paint and draw a nice diagram for you.
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I'm sorry, but it would never work unless you're a skinny bastard from sitting in front of your computer all day but have really huge muscles in one arm from sitting in front of porn all d...oh wait...
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I'm sorry, but it would never work unless you're a skinny bastard from sitting in front of your computer all day but have really huge muscles in one arm from sitting in front of porn all d...oh wait...
I wish I were really skinny but I am not

I wish I had really huge muscles but I dont



If you dont beleive me (and I wouldnt) Im sure you could ask sarina.
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