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9 Sep 2003, 13:47
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So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???
its uh...interesting.
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9 Sep 2003, 13:48
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superman position?
Please explain your cartoonic sex positions before, so I can at least relate it to a position or page in kama sutra...
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9 Sep 2003, 13:54
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Re: So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???
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Originally posted by plasmas_arms
its uh...interesting.
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Once shagged a female grave digger working for the Tower Hamlets council, pulled me with the mortal line 'wanna fcuk me in the crypt tonight?'
How could I refuse.
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9 Sep 2003, 13:59
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
superman position?
Please explain your cartoonic sex positions before, so I can at least relate it to a position or page in kama sutra...
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Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board with one hand, hold other arm out like 'super man' flying, thrust using one hand to pull you forward.
second (optional) stage, laugh hysterically, hum superman theme tune.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:02
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I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...
hmmmm....
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9 Sep 2003, 14:06
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...
hmmmm....
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Yeah but it isnt as amusing.
Feels good though.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:08
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9 Sep 2003, 14:08
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...
hmmmm....
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What if she doesnt have legs?
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9 Sep 2003, 14:09
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...
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I prefer this as well.
It's the only way I can lift them up the stairs after I've drugged them with rohypnol.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
I prefer this as well.
It's the only way I can lift them up the stairs after I've drugged them with rohypnol.
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Why don't you use the stairlift?
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9 Sep 2003, 14:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by Blastoderm
I'm unfit to do it.
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You lack a penis and two arms?
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9 Sep 2003, 14:22
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so f*cking zen
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Your sister finally put out eh Plasma?
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9 Sep 2003, 14:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Your sister finally put out eh Plasma?
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Still bitter she turned you down eh Dace?
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9 Sep 2003, 14:28
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Still bitter she turned you down eh Dace?
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I was more disappointed than bitter.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:52
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9 Sep 2003, 15:19
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Heh, Leeds !
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What were you looking for when you found that ?
Vaio
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9 Sep 2003, 15:25
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kinda but the hand that should have been out in front was busy elsewhere
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9 Sep 2003, 15:28
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Re: So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???
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Originally posted by plasmas_arms
its uh...interesting.
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The only chance you have of waking up next to a naked woman is if you break into a morgue.
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9 Sep 2003, 15:34
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Re: Re: So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???
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Originally posted by I Am Sword
The only chance you have of waking up next to a naked woman is if you break into a morgue.
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Thats disgusting! If they had a choice they wouldnt be seen, umm...dead with him.
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9 Sep 2003, 15:37
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a little bit broken
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Quote:
Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board with one hand, hold other arm out like 'super man' flying, thrust using one hand to pull you forward.
second (optional) stage, laugh hysterically, hum superman theme tune.
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what is bearing your weight?
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9 Sep 2003, 15:38
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ahahahahahahahaha!
etc
but no... i havent :/
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9 Sep 2003, 18:32
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
What if she doesnt have legs?
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poor sir paul
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9 Sep 2003, 18:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
what is bearing your weight?
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their pelvises? i think?, which could get rather uncomfortable after a while
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9 Sep 2003, 18:56
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An average day in Plasma's brain:
SEX
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9 Sep 2003, 21:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
An average day in Plasma's brain:
SEX
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Like that's not what you or I think about all day too.
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9 Sep 2003, 22:40
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still beats star trek
'engage'
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9 Sep 2003, 22:44
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For sheer entertainment value, one partner giving the other oral relief while they do a handstand is great.
Editors Note : Dont even attempt a 69 in this position unless you have at least 23 inches. Even then , he tongue will be lucky to reach the tip.
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9 Sep 2003, 22:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
For sheer entertainment value, one partner giving the other oral relief while they do a handstand is great.
Editors Note : Dont even attempt a 69 in this position unless you have at least 23 inches. Even then , he tongue will be lucky to reach the tip.
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it's doable, you just have to lean forward and have a ****ing strong back.
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9 Sep 2003, 22:58
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Need to be fitter and stronger.
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14 Sep 2003, 13:41
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
what is bearing your weight?
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Mostly my headboard....its uh a solid iron bar (Just wide enough for handcuffs), sorta designed like a Shinto temple...lovely and black.
Also my partners pelvic area takes a bit of the weight but Im not really that heavy.
Much of the 'thrust' is provided by my biceps rather than my hips/thighs.
You really should try it madi
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14 Sep 2003, 13:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Much of the 'thrust' is provided by my biceps rather than my hips/thighs.
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You have biceps?!?!??!
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14 Sep 2003, 13:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
You have biceps?!?!??!
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Not for you any more.
And no more Homeworld or sonic either!
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14 Sep 2003, 13:52
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Quote:
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Not for you any more.
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I can take losing your biceps. Just please let me keep your arse.
Oh...and Fred.
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14 Sep 2003, 15:06
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Oh...and Fred.
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you've named it fred
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14 Sep 2003, 15:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board with one hand, hold other arm out like 'super man' flying, thrust using one hand to pull you forward.
second (optional) stage, laugh hysterically, hum superman theme tune.
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I attempted to work out the logistics of this in my head from your description, and completely failed the first time round and then I realised this was because I was working from the point of view of the woman. So I started again, from the other perspective. I still don't think it would work.
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14 Sep 2003, 17:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
I attempted to work out the logistics of this in my head from your description, and completely failed the first time round and then I realised this was because I was working from the point of view of the woman. So I started again, from the other perspective. I still don't think it would work.
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Attention whore.
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14 Sep 2003, 19:04
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Attention whore.
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whore would suffice.
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15 Sep 2003, 16:18
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Connection Established...
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Quote:
Originally posted by XeeThot
I still prefer to put the girl's legs over my shoulders...
hmmmm....
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Originally posted by inf
whore would suffice.
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Bit like the person that started the thread.....
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All these jokes and not one single mention of a wheelchair.
Disapointed.
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15 Sep 2003, 17:10
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Connection Established...
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Quote:
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All these jokes and not one single mention of a wheelchair.
Disapointed.
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Well then why don't u start?? :P
Sounds like you may have a few as ammunition.
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16 Sep 2003, 16:29
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Bit like the person that started the thread.....
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Colour me insulted.
Jenny, It does work trust me.
Perhaps if im really bothered I'll fire up MS paint and draw a nice diagram for you.
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16 Sep 2003, 16:53
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I'm sorry, but it would never work unless you're a skinny bastard from sitting in front of your computer all day but have really huge muscles in one arm from sitting in front of porn all d...oh wait...
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16 Sep 2003, 17:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board with one hand, hold other arm out like 'super man' flying, thrust using one hand to pull you forward.
second (optional) stage, laugh hysterically, hum superman theme tune.
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that's like riding the rodeo bull, isn't it?
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17 Sep 2003, 13:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
I'm sorry, but it would never work unless you're a skinny bastard from sitting in front of your computer all day but have really huge muscles in one arm from sitting in front of porn all d...oh wait...
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I wish I were really skinny but I am not
I wish I had really huge muscles but I dont
If you dont beleive me (and I wouldnt) Im sure you could ask sarina.
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