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27 Aug 2003, 19:19
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Freddy vs. Jesus
This movie needs to be made.
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27 Aug 2003, 19:23
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what about a little bit less of talking and a little bit more of zip zip(or maybe shutting up)?
i saw this on family guy on portuguese and i dont know the line in english
as far as the topic goes
i think the sarcasm implied is very well put, since the movie industry has shown no respect for the idols they have created, destroying them on the purpuose of making more mobey
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27 Aug 2003, 19:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
what about a little bit less of talking and a little bit more of zip zip(or maybe shutting up)?
i saw this on family guy on portuguese and i dont know the line in english
as far as the topic goes
i think the sarcasm implied is very well put, since the movie industry has shown no respect for the idols they have created, destroying them on the purpuose of making more mobey
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I think it would have made a rather good viewing.
I'm voting
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27 Aug 2003, 20:08
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Fidel Cakestro
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how can you call freddy and jason idols ffs?
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28 Aug 2003, 00:14
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Henry Kelly
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An obvious counter-idea would be the movie that is
Jesus vs. The A-Team
'I ain't shooting no son of God, foo'
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28 Aug 2003, 00:16
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Jesus vs PA Team
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28 Aug 2003, 00:17
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Jesus vs PA Team
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You ruined it.
For shame.
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28 Aug 2003, 00:39
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so f*cking zen
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'FREDDY SLAYS JESUS SAVES!'
What a brilliant tag-line.
Freddy kills as many people as he can and Jesus see if he can keep up by resurrecting those who have died. There's a time limit and if Jesus is within 10 kills by the end of that time then he is declared champion and gets presented with a trophy. If Freddy wins the he gets to dick Jesus in the ass.
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28 Aug 2003, 00:41
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
'FREDDY SLAYS JESUS SAVES!'
What a brilliant tag-line.
Freddy kills as many people as he can and Jesus see if he can keep up by resurrecting those who have died. There's a time limit and if Jesus is within 10 kills by the end of that time then he is declared champion and gets presented with a trophy. If Freddy wins the he gets to dick Jesus in the ass.
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Why is it always with the ass dicking with you?
Ass-dick this, ass-dick that, whatever happened to good ole-fashioned poontang?
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28 Aug 2003, 00:43
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Why is it always with the ass dicking with you?
Ass-dick this, ass-dick that, whatever happened to good ole-fashioned poontang?
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Jesus aint got no pootang.
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28 Aug 2003, 00:45
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Jesus aint got no pootang.
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We'll have Kristana Lokken play Jesus then.
Should couldn't be any more wooden* than in T3!
* Wood... carpentry... **** off.
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28 Aug 2003, 00:49
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
We'll have Kristana Lokken play Jesus then.
Should couldn't be any more wooden* than in T3!
* Wood... carpentry... **** off.
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No way.
On the film credits i want to see
Character .............. Played By
Jesus ...................... Himself
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28 Aug 2003, 00:50
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
No way.
On the film credits i want to see
Character .............. Played By
Jesus ...................... Himself
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The buddy christ!
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28 Aug 2003, 00:51
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Henry Kelly
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Can we have at least 'some' kind of hardcore pornography in this film then?
And not of the mansex kind.
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28 Aug 2003, 00:54
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
The buddy christ!
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Nah it'll be The Crusading Jesus.
No sissy beard for him.
Stirctly stubble and leather jackets and marlboros and a hip flask of vodka and sunglasses and cowboy boots and jeans and a motorbike and a facial scar that disfigures Jesus' face in a permanent sneer and maybe a gun but definately a flick knife.
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28 Aug 2003, 00:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Did you know that Jesus and Abraham used guns to defeat the Romans?
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28 Aug 2003, 01:00
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Did you know that Jesus and Abraham used guns to defeat the Romans?
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You're not talking about their 'pink guns' are you?
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28 Aug 2003, 14:57
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Gone
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'Jesus does Dallas'
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