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12 Aug 2003, 22:04
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What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
1) Muffin joke
2) Chinese man on a building site
3) The clown joke
4) Superhero golf
5) Descartes walks into a bar
am i rite
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12 Aug 2003, 22:05
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Fidel Cakestro
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could you not actually tell the jokes?
"the clown joke" is a bit non specific.
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12 Aug 2003, 22:06
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
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1) Funny joke #1
2) Funny joke #2
3) Funnier joke #1
4) Funny joke #7
5) Funniest joke
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12 Aug 2003, 22:06
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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Originally posted by Nodrog
1) Muffin joke
2) Chinese man on a building site
3) The clown joke
4) Superhero golf
5) Descartes walks into a bar
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if the clown is the one i'm thinking of, yes.
i don't know the others (except descartes)
(iron-testicled dog ++)
(and the dead babies in the garage,
and the hot chick at the train tracks)
(the scouser and the poof)
(going for my most paranthesis-intensive post ever)
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12 Aug 2003, 22:07
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Quote:
Originally posted by clarencetheclockworkcake
could you not actually tell the jokes?
"the clown joke" is a bit non specific.
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www.therossman.com/clownjoke.html
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12 Aug 2003, 22:08
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Vermin Supreme
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12 Aug 2003, 22:09
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fascinated by bridges!
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The Internet joke.
Matrim
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12 Aug 2003, 22:11
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
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12 Aug 2003, 22:13
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Twisted
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Parabolas!
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12 Aug 2003, 22:15
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The Twilight of the Gods
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1. That bio one
2. That chem one
3. That maths one
4. That other maths one
5. THE MUGABE JOKE
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12 Aug 2003, 22:16
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
5. THE MUGABE JOKE
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12 Aug 2003, 22:22
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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The Mathematician one(s)
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12 Aug 2003, 22:23
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Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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Originally posted by Nodrog
2) Chinese man on a building site
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Pete, Scott and Yan-Sung all turn up for their first day of work on a building site. The foreman meets them, introduces himself, and gives them their tasks for the day.
"Right lads", he says, pointing to a large pile of sand. "Pete, youre in charge of the sweeping. Scott, youre in charge of the shovelling. Yan, I want you to be in charge of the supplies.". After giving them their orders, he tells them that he has to leave for a few hours to meet his boss. "I expect you guys to make a dent in this pile" he says, before he leaves.
Several hours later he retuns, and the pile of sand is untouched. Feeling annoyed, he sees Pete and Scott sitting down in 2 chairs and asks them why they haven't been working.
"Its not my fault" says Pete, "I didnt have a broom. You said Yan was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and I couldnt find him anywhere". Turning to Scott, the foreman asks a similar question, and Scott replies "I couldnt get myself a shovel boss. I also tried to find Yan, but he's nowhere to be found".
By now, the foreman is absolutely furious. "Ok, you guys wait here, I'm going to have a look for Yan" he says, and turns to walk towards the pile of sand. He reaches it, and has a look around the site, hoping to find some evidence of Yan's presence. Suddenly, Yan jumps out from behind the pile and yells "SUPPLIIIIIIIIES!"
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12 Aug 2003, 23:03
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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Originally posted by huh
tl;dr
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hey you must not have seen the punch line!
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Originally posted by Nodrog
'joke'
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every one of yours but superhero golf is googleable.
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12 Aug 2003, 23:15
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Super Ultimate Cool
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the guy with an orange for a head joke
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12 Aug 2003, 23:32
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Clerk
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1) prostitute and diseases with funny names
2) black man and bat man
3) the clown joke
4) Eng, Irish, Scot w/ cheese sandwhich
Some other one.
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12 Aug 2003, 23:34
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
1) prostitute and diseases with funny names
2) black man and bat man
3) the clown joke
4) Eng, Irish, Scot w/ cheese sandwhich
Some other one.
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communist tea joke
whats the prostitute one?
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12 Aug 2003, 23:39
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Clerk
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
communist tea joke
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Yes!
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whats the prostitute one?
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http://www.pagetutor.com/bits/258.html
A variation, I heard it as a guy went to a hooker, etc, etc.
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12 Aug 2003, 23:54
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1) Brezhnev, Stalin and Khruschev on a train
2) Descartes walks into a bar
3) Bill gates, the pope and the president get told by god about judgement day.
4) The ions joke.
5) The different forms of government one
PS I forget the communist tea joke
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13 Aug 2003, 00:05
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
PS I forget the communist tea joke
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Why do communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
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13 Aug 2003, 00:09
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13 Aug 2003, 09:35
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Commander etc
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someone tell the descartes walks into a bar joke plz.
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13 Aug 2003, 09:43
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'Useless'
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'A dyslexic man walks into a bra'
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13 Aug 2003, 10:01
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share the <3
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i havent laughed yet
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13 Aug 2003, 10:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
i havent laughed yet
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13 Aug 2003, 11:37
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lol
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13 Aug 2003, 11:54
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Damn Dog
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i only need one:
1) the ironside joke
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13 Aug 2003, 13:12
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Re: Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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Originally posted by Nodrog
By now, the foreman is absolutely furious. "Ok, you guys wait here, I'm going to have a look for Yan" he says, and turns to walk towards the pile of sand. He reaches it, and has a look around the site, hoping to find some evidence of Yan's presence. Suddenly, Yan jumps out from behind the pile and yells "SUPPLIIIIIIIIES!"
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i don't get it :/
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13 Aug 2003, 13:21
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Re: Re: What are your 5 favourite jokes ever
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Originally posted by KaneED
i don't get it :/
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Yan-Sung... eastern name
Eastern people cannot pronounce the 'r' (ie: flied lice in this movie with uncle bennie... cannot remember name)
SUPRISE -> to eastern english -> SUPLIES
He jumps from behind the hill screaming "SUPRISE!!!"
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13 Aug 2003, 13:39
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mmm.. pills
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1. A man walks into a bar... Ouch!
2. TBA
3. TBA
4. TBA
5. TBA
:/ my memory for jokes is terrible, however I'm sure they'll come back to me at some point, most likely middle of the night while I'm sleeping.
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14 Aug 2003, 01:53
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The muffin joke is my all time favorite. I also like the pirate joke. I'd like to have one good dirty joke to tell but I they always get tiresome. Does anyone have a good dirty joke?
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14 Aug 2003, 02:11
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1. NOD IS GHEY LOLLY ROFFLE!!!!!11223489
2. See number 1
3. See number 2
4. See number 3
5. See number 4
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