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Unread 18 May 2003, 06:45   #1
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Smoking : Is bad for your health - (testicles aflame)
Right.

Imagine me, bearded lazy git, at 4am slumped in my chair, reading the boards.

I reach for a cigarette and place it in my mouth. I find a box of matches, and strike the match.

The Match breaks.

As I am a lazy sod, and it's 4am I'm wearing only boxers.

Burning match head falls. Burning match head drops through fly of boxes (missing button). Burning match hit's testicles.

/me on fire.

/me panic, beat at blaze with hands.

/me inspect damage.

It's now nearly 7. I have a wet flannel stuffed into my boxers. And a displeased look on my face.

I decided this was so f***ing stupid I post a thread on it.

I hate me.

I deserve no etc.

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Unread 18 May 2003, 07:17   #2
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Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - Real evidence.
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snip snip
I feel your pain man, I've done that while driving....burner falls off smoke as I hit it off my leg while truning a corner, don't realize where it falls...and next thing I know, my boys are burning....upon reaching my home, I inspect to find a nice burn on me snips


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Unread 18 May 2003, 07:19   #3
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To make it even better.

I now have to get dressed, as some ****ing toerag is trying to move into my wheelie-bin, or steal it. One of the two.
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Wheeliebin safe.

I'm not liking this blister though.

****ing **** of a ****ing **** burn.
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Just dont smoke, its not that hard.
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Just dont smoke, its not that hard.
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Larry Flinch ir right! Smoking sucks!
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spanky kindly kissed it better and i forgot about it so its all good.

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Poor poor MrBrick.

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Unread 18 May 2003, 19:01   #15
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which is the product of smoking = smoking kills.
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Re: Re: Smoking : Is bad for your health - Real evidence.
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"snip snip" is not a phrase you should use when refering to a post concerning someone's testicles. :\
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aye...point taken, and noted for future reference :\
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RE: "snip snip" in MrBrick Quote
they might be a bit burnt, but it didn't sound like a totally lost cause.
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Women are understanding.

MrsBrick sang "There's a hole in your penis, dear Daniel dear Daniel" at me for several hours.


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did she enjoy the rest for a few nights? no need for headaches

and yeap, women are naturally like that.

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It was out of fuel.

Then I suggest getting the class 1 "testi safe" burn proof smoking armour for 99£ at www.smokingimproveslifequality.com...
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