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12 Apr 2006, 13:51
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Most entertaining pa-player ever?
There have been untold amount of threads along the lines of "who is the best pa player ever" which are quite frankly boring and repetitive. Then again I hardly ever check these forums so maybe this is 'old' too
Anyway, I was recently gobsmacked when I read a post claiming someone I regard as dull to be entertaining. Infact, gobsmacked is an understatement - my eyeballs nearly popped out of their sockets.
Every galaxy needs its court jester type person to help stop boredom from setting in. Same goes for alliances. Maybe these people are also the PA-superstars that win every round? Maybe they're numpties that no one has ever heard of?
So, name and shame the pa-people you think of as particularly funny on IRC. I'm curious. My list would be:
- DIABL0S (quit r8, ex virus)
- Thunder (the only funny dutchman in the history of mankind? tis what sitting in english pubs 24/7 does for you)
- Tesla (not so sure these days, but 2-3yrs ago he was always worthy of a good chuckle)
- Ice|work (not sure my love is reciprocated :< keeps turning down my bp offers)
I could list a few more but I'll refrain from sucking up to people i regularly talk to on IRC. Added that so they won't be suicidal when they notice they're not in my list
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12 Apr 2006, 14:34
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PA Team
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
You were going to say me, weren't you? :P
tbh, you've been quite entertaining.
The "belly dancing" and the glueing the phone to your head so you didn't miss texts about incomings were two classic moments of many
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12 Apr 2006, 14:49
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Me, myself and the 6043 people Ive impersonated.
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12 Apr 2006, 15:00
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
everyone who's shared a private channel with me admits freely that i am the best thing that's ever happened to them.
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12 Apr 2006, 15:02
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
For the love of god people stop nominating yourselves
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12 Apr 2006, 15:03
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
I nominate JBG
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12 Apr 2006, 15:07
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Originally Posted by jerome
everyone who's shared a private channel with me admits freely that i am the best thing that's ever happened to them.
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I think you're a twat and about as funny as leprosy.
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12 Apr 2006, 15:10
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Originally Posted by jerome
everyone who's shared a private channel with me admits freely that i am the best thing that's ever happened to them.
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i've shared a private channel with you and I definately dont think that...
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12 Apr 2006, 15:13
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Originally Posted by horn
i won vision's last ever funniest member award... so i guess i win.
i also invented satire and deadpan.
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You struck me as a funny but not an overly entertaining person :/ bit of a dummied down version of a guy called Mooseh who used to hang out on netgamers. Regularly had people crying with laughter due to his satirical evilness, but also made his victims quite depressed. So a very funny guy, but not exactly what I would call entertaining.
Same goes for jerome.
Appoco - people in my real life taking advantage of my inbred obsession for stupidity doesn't really count towards IRC funniness ;o Though I'll make an exception in this case; a nomination for me, woooo \o/
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12 Apr 2006, 15:21
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Possibly getting into red blob territory, but the late Yeh always managed to make me smile with his non-sensical posts.
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12 Apr 2006, 15:21
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Originally Posted by idimmu
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12 Apr 2006, 15:23
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Im nominating Frag for being really funny
jesterina for being a pretty funny guy with cunning wits and cherm like david grohl
and last and funniest, idi for going with me to Moscow - Shanghai!
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12 Apr 2006, 15:33
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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I think you're a twat and about as funny as leprosy.
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12 Apr 2006, 15:39
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Stifler, because everyone loves a (welsh) scapegoat.
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12 Apr 2006, 15:40
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Alki
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12 Apr 2006, 15:40
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Originally Posted by The Real Arfy
Stifler, because everyone loves a (welsh) scapegoat.
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i'm welsh and proud of it! Where as you are just a wanna be welshman
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12 Apr 2006, 15:47
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
every single post in this thread can be seen as a direct nomination for myself.
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12 Apr 2006, 16:27
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Fishing for compliments?
it's.... NEWT!
(No, i wasn't forced to vote him.)
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12 Apr 2006, 16:42
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
what the ****? where did you come from? why aren't you ever on IRC? correction: why aren't you ever in any of my channels on irc?!?
horn - since you're so entertaining I'll buy you a cs1.6 account in 9days I'm getting desperate for someone I can actually beat, though did take mitre to 30-24 in his favour last night.
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12 Apr 2006, 18:39
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
I vote for Newt.
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12 Apr 2006, 18:41
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Leprosy is hilarity in a can bagged up and ready for sale.
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Quoted for truth. There's quite a few good lepper jokes, beginning with "why did the lepper get the speeding tick?"
I don't think this is anything but an attention whore thread any more. I don't know why I'm posting on it
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12 Apr 2006, 18:43
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
Quoted for truth. There's quite a few good lepper jokes, beginning with "why did the lepper get the speeding tick?"
I don't think this is anything but an attention whore thread any more. I don't know why I'm posting on it
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Circle-jerk. Not attention whore.
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12 Apr 2006, 18:45
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Forest, easily.
close and lock down thread.
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12 Apr 2006, 18:50
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
circle jerking is overrated, noone can wank me off better than myself.
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12 Apr 2006, 18:52
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
don't you get off on the group experience or something>
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12 Apr 2006, 20:04
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Foxman...
[14:51:39] <elviz`out> beauty and the beast?
[14:51:44] <elviz`out> me being the beauty ofc^^
[14:52:01] <Foxman> u being the beast? nownow, dont be so hard on yourself
[14:52:12] <Foxman> (i decided to ignore the second line)
Maybe I should just say anyone that abuses elviz.
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12 Apr 2006, 21:39
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
i vote illmatics, he is so clearly the most messed up disturbingly funny guy ever
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12 Apr 2006, 21:40
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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i vote illmatics, he is so clearly the most messed up disturbingly funny guy ever
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12 Apr 2006, 21:41
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Nodrog
Torz
Minty
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12 Apr 2006, 21:44
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Religfree and The_Seal
rather amusing even in the face of incoming!
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12 Apr 2006, 21:45
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Avenger of Calamari
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Originally Posted by lokken
Forest, easily.
close and lock down thread.
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Zhil gets my vote actually =/
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12 Apr 2006, 23:33
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The brother of Spammer
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
My choice of ppl
Ingal jester.... horn
Ally jester.... JJJ
#subh barkeep.... Hylands
#cruiser plank award.... flyer
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12 Apr 2006, 23:51
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
me when im drunk :S
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12 Apr 2006, 23:53
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I see you!
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Kaplan. Only guy on the net (except me) who understands the art of insulting for the fun of it.
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13 Apr 2006, 00:30
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Forest, easily.
close and lock down thread.
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Dav
Ronny
Mav (because everyone laughed at am rather than with him coz hes such a nub)
and also Davs mum is quite funny when i ask her for the change
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13 Apr 2006, 01:31
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
I say Corpse
The ones who had the luck to see him online when he just come home from the pub know what I mean.
It's not just LOL, but laughing so loud in RL that housemates drop by to ask what's going on!
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13 Apr 2006, 01:42
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
I'm gonna have to with NDs triumvirate of Cat, Kitty & Destiny.
When those 3 are all online things are never quiet & always entertaining.
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13 Apr 2006, 03:03
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
To me it's a tie between Kretin and Nadar. The two combined gets quite hilarious.
I also have to nominate Synthetic_Sid as having the most awe inspiring name on irc.
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13 Apr 2006, 04:31
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
There's a lot.
zzhou
jester
elviz
cypher
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13 Apr 2006, 08:14
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We are but Men... ROCK!
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
I have to say that about half the population of ROCK has made me damn near piss my pants at times... But specifically:
olsk
Baby
Kieker-Jan
HellKicker (ROCK official Lick0r)
There's more, but those four pop to mind right now...
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13 Apr 2006, 08:46
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Angels for life !
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
I'm surprised nobody has named me yet. Every second you spend with me is a second to which you can look back to in 20 years, realizing you once knew true happyness.
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13 Apr 2006, 08:57
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Who would have foreseen that this thread would turn into a 'look at me being a massive faggot clown haha voting for myself lol' retard gathering point
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13 Apr 2006, 10:02
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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Who would have foreseen that this thread would turn into a 'look at me being a massive faggot clown haha voting for myself lol' retard gathering point
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13 Apr 2006, 10:03
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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I'm surprised nobody has named me yet. Every second you spend with me is a second to which you can look back to in 20 years, realizing you once knew true happyness.
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13 Apr 2006, 10:37
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Noone thinks minty?
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
I nominate ChronoX, he may not be very funny himself, but he causes other people to say funny stuff about him
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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i remember you causing me lots of grief in the olde days, but not much amusement :crymeariver:
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Well yeah, I wasn't a big fan of yours back then and I still think you screwed up
But when you now look back to it, the grief should have changed to good old memories etc
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old school p0ny.
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
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I'm gonna have to with NDs triumvirate of Cat, Kitty & Destiny.
When those 3 are all online things are never quiet & always entertaining.
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Re: Most entertaining pa-player ever?
Killmark and his BOT ARMY
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