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16 Mar 2003, 10:14
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I am mud :-(
I am really mud! I am bad guy! As I upset from upset with Katrina, and no getting kiss last night with Sharon, I treated myself to bacon egg kebab from breakfast. That was nice and then I go out happy, I go to see my friend Stavross who work in café. The Mayor own café and price is cheap. Then I go in café and yes you guess, Katrina was there. She say – Hi Stavross, its good to see you, I have something for you. Even though I am sad to upsetting her before, I have headache some from Ouzo so I shout at her, I shout – Go away from me, I no like you much, you ugly and stupid!
Now, i thought (this is what i thought) there were no other guy there but oh no!!!, i look around corner and there is Katrinas mum. And her father. Her friend were there to. Oh yes, her grandparent too, they all their and they here me shout at Katrina. Well, Katrina, she look sad and cry, she run out and I see in her arm is a vase, and this is what she had buyed for me – a vase for my flower because i had none. I am like mud!!.
So then, i go to see Mayor who own café and I ask his advise, i say to him – Please, Katrina she like me but i no want her, what I do? He say to me that he advise me if I help him as Mayor. He say as Mayor, he know that Stavross who own restaurant where i work is sell business. He ask me, he say – As Mayor I have duty to ensure restaurant is sell at fair price so I want you to ask Stavross who own restaurant what is lowest bid he accept? And then you tell me as Mayor, but this must be a secret between us? Ok? Then you must in secret, look in account book, and tell for me the weekly turnover? Ok?
Of course I agree, Mayor is great man, he like father I no have. Oh then I tell you this as my friend, but is with much sad in my heart to speak of my father. You see, he in heavan. Like this see, some year ago, he win much money in lottery, and he did run away to Egypt with very pretty sixteen year old gymnastic girl. So now he in heavan. But i speak no more of this, much sad for me.
Now then he gived me advise with Katrina, he say – girl like condom, use the once and throw away. I go then, much confuse with advise but Mayor is great man. Like I say before, in just few day, he fly to Florida and meet with Mister Bush for talks.
Now then in street, I bump into the girl Sharon from the other night at disco. She with two friend also. I say – morning Sharon. They all say – which one? I say – what? They say – which Sharon, we are all call Sharon. Then one Sharon say – it aint morning for us anyway, we’re just on our way back from the club. (This after ten clock in morning???). The I say to Sharons – maybe later i kiss you on beach? They talk among each other, I no understand what but they some like – ooh he wants to kiss our fannies. Then one say – come with us and you can do it now. I say no not now, it will be dirty from last night. I no understand much now, but one Sharon say some like – you cheeky dago, most of the guys I went with last night used a condom. I think. I really really confused now. Then other Sharon say some like – Who cares. Come on girls, we aint shagged many greek waiters yet, lets have im. I worried now, these girl seem bad, and I say – how long you been here? They say two day!.
The worst thing could happen did. Yes Katrina walk round corner. I see Katrina still cry, and I say – Oh Katrina, these my friends, Sharons. But was awfull, Sharons tease Katrina, they say bad stuff like – hey dog face, we’re going to shag your friend. Katrina run off with even much more cry. Now this weird, but I say to Sharons, even though they want love with me, I say to them – No! Katrina is worth three of you! I not go with you girl. And that what I did, I come home in sad.
Last night was much busy in work, i found out information for mayor and today i see him about this. But this even more weird, of course Katrina no come clean last night for me, and she no come in restaurant, and i no see her after. Now this morning, I sit here telling you my friends of this, and well, I don’t know why, but I am sad not seeing her (Katrina). I no understand this? My life like my flat – in a mess! Today I go to see mayor, and maybe I see Katrina and talk with her, and I later will go for swim. Who know, maybe tomorrow I tell you of this.
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16 Mar 2003, 10:31
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Quote:
Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
We already have muslim. One melpomene on the forums is enough
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you are racism for greeks!!!
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16 Mar 2003, 10:39
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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This is even worse than "as the world turns"
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16 Mar 2003, 11:29
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
Too much to read for a pointless gimmick.
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Yes you are a pointless gimmick so don't read it
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16 Mar 2003, 11:33
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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16 Mar 2003, 11:48
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Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
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16 Mar 2003, 12:26
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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i endorse this gimmick.
PS if this is sword, PM me to receive your full apology. This is funny.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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16 Mar 2003, 12:31
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
Posts: 5,923
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pld, whoever.
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16 Mar 2003, 12:33
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∞+♪²
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: :uo!te]o¯|
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Structural Integrity for Creator - since he'll probably make PA turn 3D.
Wikipedia forum
Note to self - Don't write Chinese letters with bold and italics... 猫
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16 Mar 2003, 12:36
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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16 Mar 2003, 12:44
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3,848
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Greek Waiter sucked. This incarnation is relly amusing though
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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16 Mar 2003, 12:58
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
Posts: 2,077
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This is definately good
oh, and in case any of you are wondering about doing it
i reccomend not making a Katrina Gimmick account, as it will ruin funny
ruin funny make me sad
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16 Mar 2003, 13:40
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
PS if this is sword, PM me to receive your full apology. This is funny.
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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16 Mar 2003, 13:46
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
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This is almost certainly sword, and I have to admit I find it amusing.
However, he will get no apology from me, since he took photos of a Planetarion mousemat and posted them on the internet.
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16 Mar 2003, 14:47
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 113
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The mayor is a scoundrel!
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16 Mar 2003, 16:55
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Hey this is not Sword.
This is a GreekWaiterII.
This gimmick is soo much better then the Muslim one!
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16 Mar 2003, 17:04
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
Posts: 1,466
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Greek WaiterII = ace gimmick
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17 Mar 2003, 07:34
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monkey on crack
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: US
Posts: 259
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17 Mar 2003, 10:04
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∞+♪²
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Wikipedia forum
Note to self - Don't write Chinese letters with bold and italics... 猫
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17 Mar 2003, 11:33
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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The only sad thing is that the only people in greece to eat kebabs are muslims.
Greek eat 'pitta giró' or 'Gyros Pittas'.
I had seen this slight style error for a while now, but since the gimmick spirals into epic proportions I just had to let it be known.
Thank you.
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17 Mar 2003, 12:23
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Guest
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Kebab is a Turkish dish.
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17 Mar 2003, 12:25
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mistar Bataur
Kebab is a Turkish dish.
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Indeed. ANd greek and turks are like americans and french.
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17 Mar 2003, 12:38
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Born Sinful
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Loughborough, UK
Posts: 4,059
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Freedom fries anyone?
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