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Unread 28 Aug 2004, 22:26   #301
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"How long would it take to repair the respawner? Somebody could fetch a new one, if it would take a while. I probably have some salvageable components in the wreckage of my fighter, which may be of use."
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Unread 28 Aug 2004, 22:37   #302
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK, eyes down on the palm-top he had, smiled carefully before frowning cautiously.*

Hmm, panatheum shells are being fired, none of them are being bounced back and are hitting the creature hard in one of it's mouths. Unfortunatly I don't have a second and it is not doing the sufficient damage to the barrier or the creature to stop the grown or even punch a hole towards the device. It would take me years to make that device again, seeing as all the research that went into it is now in that creature... and I cannot erase it from the time/space continuum as I would have done usually as that barrier is way to strong for even all four Psy-Horsemen, K5 equipped, to knock down to sufficient levels... and the sufficient level is currently to knock it down to 25% percent before I can actually run into that thing without harming myself. I definatly do not want to take risks with a respawner down.

*AcidK looks up, looking a little more optimistic.*

However, I have an idea... PK, since you are the leading psychic designer and creator in the Academy... Can you fix the respawner with a little touch of mine? To... lets see... reverse the respawn link to kill that creature where it bloats? Or at least knock the psy-barrier down considerably.
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Unread 29 Aug 2004, 18:58   #303
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*Flapjack carefully peels himself off the wall, quickly notices he'll need a new set of battle-armor and thus gets rid of it*

"Hmm, all this talk of respawners, there's a portable respawn link in my suit, how else do you think I could just get out of it? Unfortunately, it's kinda stuck, kinda slow and it surely lacks the power to repeat that trick."

*Flapjack quickly flips open a small panel on the back and takes out a micro-respawn unit, now with a completely discharged battery*

"So if you can get this thing linked into the reciever array of the respawner here and link it up to the power-supply, we'd have a respawner, be it a slow 1."
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Unread 30 Aug 2004, 03:44   #304
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*rubs head from the ruber bullet*
"you know those things have meatle cores so p;z don't shoot me again, and if you want to give me more respect then i deserve that is your problem
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Unread 30 Aug 2004, 09:51   #305
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Anything out of this lot that might make it go faster?"

*Creatior approaches, carrying large sack full of respawner parts from his fighter-transport."
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Unread 30 Aug 2004, 10:03   #306
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*Flapjack quickly looks over the parts, slowly shaking his head*

"Nope, it's the respawn link that lags the process and there isn't a better 1 in here, nice capicitor unit tough, that should solve potential problems with lots of people simultaneously dieing"
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Unread 30 Aug 2004, 12:30   #307
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*Gryffin grins, and waves his rifle around a bit for show.*

"Does this mean we can now launch several successive suicidal frontal attacks in order to distract it so that Acidk can do whatever he wants to do it it?"
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Unread 30 Aug 2004, 12:37   #308
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"ohh sucidal attacks always a bit o fun"*mrmao takes out a bit o' honey and starts eaten it*
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Unread 30 Aug 2004, 12:45   #309
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Hmm, no, because I'll need PK's help in order to install this equipment into the respawner and thus fix it first, untill then, stay alive."

*Flapjack carries the parts over to the respawner and waits for PK to arrive*
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Unread 31 Aug 2004, 12:39   #310
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"oh well, guess i'll avoid death fpr a while"
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Unread 31 Aug 2004, 13:23   #311
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK opens a portal to the Psy-Vault, just enough for him to go in and pick somethign up and leaving before the portal closed on him. What he had in his hand was a psychic unit that was still being tested on. It looked like a sci-fi convention item gone wrong, but at a distance it was a headset with a lot of wires.*

If a telepathic link is all you need for the respawner, this may do the trick. It is designed to help 2nd Class student telepaths to link into minds easier. I can easily reconfigure it for the use of a respawner.
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Unread 31 Aug 2004, 14:17   #312
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*Flapjack quickly examined the device*

"Hmm, this would be very usefull, it would allow the respawn link to lock onto a person before that person dies, which would severely decrease the risk of multiple simultaneous deaths. Still, I'm not the tech person needed, look at PK."
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Unread 1 Sep 2004, 16:28   #313
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

ooc// I disabled the respawn link because it made people unafraid of death. I don't mind it being used occasionally, but the number of times it was being used was getting ridiculous //ooc
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Unread 2 Sep 2004, 00:32   #314
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

00C//we need it!//00C
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Unread 2 Sep 2004, 13:02   #315
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

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Actually we don't need it, I was going to convert it to hit telepathic links and lower the creatures psychic skill from within, using multiple devices
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

ooc: Is this one of those things where the person who comes up with the idea (i.e. AcidK) is the only person that can/knows-how-to/is-allowed-to solve the problem?
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well lets just kill the thing
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

THIS IS A DEMONTRATION



*Shadow_spy completely destroys the monster with a shadow typy nuky thingy and protects everything with a forcefield*



that wouldnt be very fun now would it?
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

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No, I'm the idea creator, it's up to everyone else to decide what to do.
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ooc: But whether it works or not is determined by you, and because you have made it nearly completely invincible with a load of stuff that you mostly know about, the only way we can solve the problem is if we do what you intended the solution to be. There is only one option at the moment and it doesn't seem to work, nor have you given us any way of making it work ourselves, either.
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Unread 3 Sep 2004, 20:27   #322
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

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This is freeflow RP, and I am certainly not the DM here in the first place. Do things how you wish, I give you all a task and a situation, it is up to you what to do next. I said I cannot approach it because my character will die, ie this is everyone's que to do what they would do in this situation. Do what you will, do some roleplaying for gods sake.
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*Flapjack places down the various parts in front of the respawner, checks the transporter lock on him from the frigate is working and then takes out a Panatheum shatter grenade (like frag grenades, but with a load of panatheum added in for effect) and a Panatheum hurler (Railgun, firing slugs with a solid panatheum core and copper/cadmium alloy outershell)*

"This thing broke my ship, I don't care how tough it is, I'm going to break it.... Well, I'll try at the very least."

*Flapjack then headed up the winding straight staircase, stopping for worshipping the shrines as he goes up and comes out to the level he had last encountered the rat, thing, immediatly spotting it as it ate part of the corner.*

*Quickly taking aim with the Panatheum hurler, Flapjack opens up, sending its projectiles flying at breakneck speeds towards the thing, while at the same time realising the firebolt spell he just used quite apparently didn't get used. Switching within moments, the Panatheum hurler up to shell 3 now, Flapjack grabbed the Panatheum shatter grenade, set the timer for 2 seconds and armed the device, immediatly throwing it towards the rat before hitting the small red button on the Panatheum hurler marked: PANIC*

*An instant or 2 later, Flapjack finds himself in urgent need of a parachute, as well as about 50km from the hotel and thus outside the thing's jamming field. As the ground began to approach a bit to rapidly, Flapjack changed his body to weigh the same as the air surrounding him, allowing him to land softly*

*Flapjack then started back towards the hotel, smoke now pouring from the level the rat was in, the Panatheum grenade having quite clearly detonated as it should.*

ooc/ let the rat/thing eat that /ooc
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www.happyroidhotel.org
It wont let me in to the happy roid hotel forum
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Unread 5 Sep 2004, 10:54   #325
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The rat this in five stories high and is about half the size of the HrH, You may have wounded it seriously though
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Well shoot, the HrH did die, who deleted it?
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

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probabably didn't die in the first place. The forums, run by a simple Yabb PHP scripting, may have gone due to either the Yabb website, the script itself or due to HTML probems. I fear only, and I mean [i]only[/i[ Yabb going under
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It's fine now....
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

A strange shimmering light shined outside the door, and a few seconds later Triolus wanders into the HRH, goes up to the bar, and orders a shot of polish vodka, symultaneously reminding ppl of the HRH and managing to get himself in without having to read whatevers going on at the time
"i really have to find a way to make that tempromorphic device less painful to use" he says to noone in particular before falling to the side off the bar stool
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

ooc/im lazy cba read what this happy roid hotel is, im guessing,(an art i have at lvl 3) but its a relaxation thread or somethign?
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ooc: Well, yes and no. It looks like you are trying to relax, and then someone comes along brandishing quests.
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/ooc/ just order a drink at the bar, wait for acidK to come along and give it to you, and poke my drunk, collapsed character :P/ooc/
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Sounds like the philosophy of half the HrH Patrons ever since I took over barmanship
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Hawk limps quickly through the hotel main door, several spines and what looks like part of a melon awkwardly stuck into his thigh. He shuts the door with a tremendous thud pulls the melon from his leg, "don't ask" he comments to the desk person. Anda although it may be the strange toxins flowing from his thigh to his brain, he decides that he realy fancies a myst breaker. Pupils dilated he pulls up a stool grinning. Then a hard club crashes through the door answering at least some of the questions that everyone was wondering.

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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Triolus picks himself up off the floor, climbs back onto the stool, and orders another ale. Then he looks strangely at the man sitting next to him, as if trying to work out if he rally exists, and decides that he doesnt as he has just ordered a myst breaker, something no sane man would do
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*The 'desk person', PK (as he's always on the desk, despite often being in other places at the same time) looks at the newly enter patron, shrugs and waits for the apparantly suicidal man to explode. Hopefully there would be some new effect on this person's anatomy, as the usual effect of the Myst Breaker had somewhat lost its suprise, when people ordered it so much. It tended to kill off the patrons as well.*
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

After taking a large swig, Hawk looks around for a while. "Ha, i laugh at your vile and dangerously explosive cocktail". It is then Hawk realises that he is shrinking at a rapid rate and developing was looks like a nasty brown groth from his right hand. His skin turns green and he suddenly wants very much to eat Triolus. The transformation is complete, Hawk has turned into a transformedduetooutofdatemystbreaker squig !
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Triolus looks at the small thing beside him, decides he is far too drunk, and goes for a special HrH brand of pick-me-up
*WHUMP*
*WHUMP*
*WHUMP*
*WHUMP*


Eventually succumbing to the intense brain trauma coused by bashing his head on the bar, Triolus emerger from the respawner and realises that the squig is still there, and decides that it may be real after all.
So he steps on it.
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK watched Hawk drink some of the specially made candle-fluid he was working on with quite a bit of surprise. It was not toxic, it did not do any death-making effects, but it did make one hell of a bright candle. AcidK was more surprised at Hawk thinking he was served, seeing as AcidK himself had not even moved.*

You know, sometimes it would be easier to wait for your ordered drink before you doing that...

*AcidK turned around and then turned back in one fluid motion, placing a rather heavy-looking breifcase on the counter. He tapped in a complex code and waited before the hissing stopped before opening. It was a portable and lockable fridge unit AcidK had made recently to store his ever-so-deadly mixtures in specially-made shot glasses, covered with a removable lid made of the same substance. Inside was Myst Breaker, Fireblog IV, Drangon-Drunk and even a selection of flavoured Gurantiv. AcidK pulled out a shot glass, removed the lid carefully and placed it down with extreme care next to Hawk.*

You Myst Breaker, sir...

*With this AcidK made a motion of his arm and was looking carefully at his watch, ready to hit the timer as soon as Hawk had taken the shot and, with a second vision, watched with a smirk as everyone else around Hawk had, quite literally, ran for the lives before ducking behind the nearest durable hiding spot.*
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"I'll have a pina colada."
/ooc/ hoewdoes the respawner work, does it actually clear up the body aswell?/ooc/
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Hawk wipes the candle from his mouth and general face, and lifs up the lovely looking drink. Swirls it vigorously and down the whole thing in one. He sits there for what must have been about 10 seconds before jumping up on the stool. He begins reciting the Miller's tale in old english, pours most of an elderly man's al into his top hat, sigs one verse of 'Land of Hope and Glory" in around three seconds then melts into the bar stool. A crowd satisfied but not surprised turns back to their drinks. Hawk rolls through the respawner and takes a small note, trying as much as everyone else to ignore the smell.
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Triolus blinks rapidly, even though he has never seen one in action before he is sure that that isnt what a MB is supposed to do.
"Actually, scratch that, i'll have what he had"
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*AcidK was still counting down, looks up and says calmly, but with great effect:*

Now...

*It was with those words that suddenly made both the melted mess and the respawned Hawk suddenly explode. It was a releif to the others that AcidK had already placed a barrier around them so nothing when in nor out, but did serve as a good firework display, if blood, gore and nuclear-like shockwaves was your style of firework.*

No-one alive escapes Kylithium...
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"Ahem, ive ordered 2 different drinks in the past 5 minutes and I still haven't been served, as such i will now confuse you even more by changing my order to something obscure and foreign. Give me a shot of wiborowa!"
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Hawk falls backwards through the respawner, picks him self up and makes a note while mumbling "hmph hm hm never trust hmhmhmhm pocket watch hmhmhmhm bar", Hawk walks over to the desk and asks for a room.
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

*AcidK looks at Flaag and looks down at the bar, where an ale was settling still and a cola used to be and suddenly replaced with a Myst Breaker.*

You know that MB is 3mil per shot...
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

"Hmm no servicer here tonight" Hawk says while ringing impatiantly on the bell. He pompously waddles up to the bar and says, " Thanks you sir that drink was quite refreshing, I feel like a new man (haha), do you know if there are any job openings in this hotel for it appears I am how one would say 'skint' (bloody youth nowdays *grumble) ?" Hawk looks at AcidK expectantly.
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Skint, eh? Unable to pay for a shot of Myst Breaker no doubt... sigh

*AcidK turns around and back again on one motion, now carrying a small datapad, tapping a few times before grinning.*

Ah yes... perfect job for you right here to pay for the MB... Some valuable research escaped my rooms and science labs a week ago. They are squigs, ofstrangesorts, and are valuable to my drinks research, a good 1.5million shrannian credits valuable at that. As it happens they are taking refuge in the Rusty Destroyer and refuse to leave. I would go into the Rsuty Destroyer myself, but as you may guess, too many squigs can do things to a persons mind, be them dead or not. Your job will be to get them for me via entering the Rusty Destroyer, of course, and searching for three of my last five Mystbreaker Squigs and the only two Escapingresearchablesquigsofabsoluteusefullness Squigs in the Hotel areas.
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Re: The H'all New Happy Roid Hotel

Suddenly realising that he left his wallet in his other reality, Triolus offers to join Hawk, pouring the MB into a test tube for later use, placing it only slightly below the antimatter in his array of dangerous substances. He realises that if he is to brave the rusty destroyer he will need to ready some of his most explosive devices.
"Can i have some sugar cubes please?"
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