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what are my chances of winning a car?
well.. before last night i would have said 'i'll never win a car'
but last night i got a call from a guy with the hitmen (calgary's whl hockey team) saying that i was one of 100 people drawn to win a dodge caravan. my landlady had been giving me a ton of these contest forms to fill out, and knowing i wouldn't win anyway.. i filled them out.
so now i have a free ticket to attend the game on saturday night, and they'll give me a free dodge t-shirt (hopefully it'll come large enough, lol) and at the end of the 1st period, i'm supposed to go down to the ice, and out of the 100 people, they'll draw 10 names. those 10 ppl get keys. the person who's key starts the van gets to keep it.
at least i've won a free ticket and a tshirt. which is the most i've won. so i'm happy \o/ if i get the van i'm going to sell it i think. but i won't win it.. cause i've posted about it, and thus have ruined my luck. ah well.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
1 in a 100.
nqp.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
well duh :\
but i'm not that lucky :\
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
Zero then.
They will give the correct key to someone who has been planted into the group of 100 to accept the car, look happy and then give it back to them after the game.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
I hope you're studying up on how to hotwire a Dodge Caravan. 
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
hehe.. wouldn't that be funny.. hotwire it...
anyway.. jc's prolly right.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
sleep with whoever is organising it
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
i was gonna post 'i'd sleep with a few guys on the hockey team.. but the guy organizing it is prolly old and yucky'
but then i took a look at the team's website.. and.. well.. no i wouldn't sleep with anyone on the team 
fs hockey players are supposed to be hot.. wtf happened to them? (and they're all at least 3 years younger than me :\)
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i was gonna post 'i'd sleep with a few guys on the hockey team.. but the guy organizing it is prolly old and yucky'
but then i took a look at the team's website.. and.. well.. no i wouldn't sleep with anyone on the team
fs hockey players are supposed to be hot.. wtf happened to them? (and they're all at least 3 years younger than me :\) |
Dont worry Aryn, we shall have a hot orgy just for you in TO. 
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
everyone wants to sleep in my tent 
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fs hockey players are supposed to be hot.. wtf happened to them? (and they're all at least 3 years younger than me :\) |
most hockey players i know are kinda hot
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
hook me up :\
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
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we are talking bout the real thing here 
those guys for example
PS: i'm among those somewhere
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
hmm.. those pics aren't that great
but yes.. mmmm hockey players :P
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hmm.. those pics aren't that great
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
aren't they a bit young for that?
wait.. what's the age range for your team?
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aren't they a bit young for that?
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50-75.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
itt mrl pulls a funny.
oh wait :\
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
Hockey players are hot :/
Aryn I'll sleep in your tent to fend off those horny boys
PS itt mark is a furry.
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aren't they a bit young for that?
wait.. what's the age range for your team? |
the youngest player turned 18 a few weeks ago. the oldest is in his 40s i think
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Hockey players are hot :/
Aryn I'll sleep in your tent to fend off those horny boys
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hes very furry. I once saw a pic of his leg and it was almost as furry as mine
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Do we even want to go here?!?!?!?!? 
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meaple.. you won't protect me.. you just want to sleep with them
my roommate might come to toronto though.. that'd be interesting
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
Heres a woman which is not afraid of her sexuality;
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well.. before last night i would have said 'i'll never win a car'
but last night i got a call from a guy with the hitmen (calgary's whl hockey team) saying that i was one of 100 people drawn to win a dodge caravan. my landlady had been giving me a ton of these contest forms to fill out, and knowing i wouldn't win anyway.. i filled them out.
so now i have a free ticket to attend the game on saturday night, and they'll give me a free dodge t-shirt (hopefully it'll come large enough, lol) and at the end of the 1st period, i'm supposed to go down to the ice, and out of the 100 people, they'll draw 10 names. those 10 ppl get keys. the person who's key starts the van gets to keep it.
at least i've won a free ticket and a tshirt. which is the most i've won. so i'm happy \o/ if i get the van i'm going to sell it i think. but i won't win it.. cause i've posted about it, and thus have ruined my luck. ah well.
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Single, Avaliable? Likes fro's? If so I am sold
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
One percent if you turn up.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
If I don't turn up however how do you prove you are not me.
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<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
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<Jassy> i can get him glined
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
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wow.. that's quite the age range for a team.
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Which would keep them away from me AND you :/
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
You Win Yet Aryn?
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
i didn't win
but we got pleasantly 'happy' with beer at the game
and then went to the pub for some more beer. oh and tequila shots \o/ i finally met a guy who enjoys tequila shots. and who doesn't neet salt and lime like a pussy.
unfortunatly.. 'steve' is the guy who has a gf. and even if he didn't.. bonnie is first in line :\
damnit
life is cruel.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
Not 'needing' salt and lime (lemon...?) has you missing out on two-thirds of the point of the exercise.
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eh?
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
I'm implying that tequila isn't particularly pleasant to drink so drinking it without all the fuss of the salt and lemon, the whole 'fun' part of the deal, is lost on me =(
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Not just you.
Most.
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
ah i see. ok well tequila is only really fun when you do the whole shebang. meaning salt, and lime, and the song!
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
I prefer a drink for which vomiting moments afterwards isn't a good reaction
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Re: what are my chances of winning a car?
i've only vomitted once from tequila. and well.. we won't go there.
anyway.. steve broke up with his gf last night... looks like he might be getting together with bonnie
fs.. finally i meet a guy i could be interested in..
my mom wasn't very helpful when i talked ot her last night either. she's like 'ah.. so if they get together.. what's it going to be like when you live with her?' 'thanks mom.. i feel better now!'
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No, we broke up last week, and who the hell is bonnie?
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