I'm in the Mid-West of the good ol' US of A, where the primary industry is either pig farming or cattle slaughtering. (Apparently there is a drive-thru where you can hack off half a cow and load it into your car, as long as you don't mind the pints of blood and the smell).
I have to do a training class for the next three days (IP, networks and our own system), and I was wondering what I could get away with. Most of the people on the course will be , if not computer illiterate, then completely illiterate and may be able to spell
"pig'
'pork'
'dead cow'
'guts'
'blood'
I've got away with 'flux capacitor' in a couple of sessions before, I wondered what I should try, I have ideas like;
'and when you install the basestation, remember that all your base are belong to us'
'your best internet bandwidth speed test will be '
Badger Badger Badger
GIVE ME IDEAS GD, GIVE ME IDEAS LIKE REDNECK HILLBILLIES HAVE NEVER SEEN THE LIKE !!