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Unread 20 Apr 2004, 03:52   #1
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Training Rednecks

I'm in the Mid-West of the good ol' US of A, where the primary industry is either pig farming or cattle slaughtering. (Apparently there is a drive-thru where you can hack off half a cow and load it into your car, as long as you don't mind the pints of blood and the smell).

I have to do a training class for the next three days (IP, networks and our own system), and I was wondering what I could get away with. Most of the people on the course will be , if not computer illiterate, then completely illiterate and may be able to spell

"pig'
'pork'
'dead cow'
'guts'
'blood'

I've got away with 'flux capacitor' in a couple of sessions before, I wondered what I should try, I have ideas like;

'and when you install the basestation, remember that all your base are belong to us'
'your best internet bandwidth speed test will be 'Badger Badger Badger

GIVE ME IDEAS GD, GIVE ME IDEAS LIKE REDNECK HILLBILLIES HAVE NEVER SEEN THE LIKE !!
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Unread 20 Apr 2004, 04:42   #2
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Sir.

A midwesterner might be a yokel, a rube, a hick, a yahoo, a hayseed, or a bumpkin; but he is not a hillbilly, although he might be a redneck (though only if he's also a southerner).
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Re: Training Rednecks

Call them what you will.

The tourist brochure in the room has a picture of a pig licking a girl's face on the cover.

I call redneck
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Re: Training Rednecks

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Call them what you will.

The tourist brochure in the room has a picture of a pig licking a girl's face on the cover.

I call redneck
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Re: Training Rednecks

I'll be 100% honest here. I was going to add a second post where I put

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And no, it wasn't Kura on the front page
But I thought it wouldn't be funny. I was wrong.

True story
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Re: Training Rednecks

the movie Wrong Turn displays some great Rednecks, watch it and be inspired
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Re: Training Rednecks

DM & RexDrax in "The Old and The Fro'd" , coming soon to an Arthouse theatre near you.
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