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25 Feb 2006, 21:57
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Bored
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lame-ass excuse to break up
Ste's lame-ass excuse to break up:
"I have gas so we can't be together - you see how it is"
http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=86
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25 Feb 2006, 21:58
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Banned
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"You should have had more sex with me."
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25 Feb 2006, 22:41
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Registered User
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"I don't want you to meet my parents because they are actually giant rabbits both named Harvey"
Rrrrrrrrightttttt
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25 Feb 2006, 22:57
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"My goal is to become a duke - our love is standing in the way"
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25 Feb 2006, 23:09
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The Original Carebear
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"I just think we would be better as enemies."
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25 Feb 2006, 23:53
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Monkey Man
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"Please stop referring to yourself, in the third person no less, as 'beautiful.' You look like a horse."
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26 Feb 2006, 00:30
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Caveat Lector
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniborp
"I don't want you to meet my parents because they are actually giant rabbits both named Harvey"
Rrrrrrrrightttttt
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It makes sense, it's from a movie from the 50's about a guy who has an imaginary friend rabbit.
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26 Feb 2006, 00:36
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a new low in getting high
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"
scarily true to life
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All the bad things follow us down,
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26 Feb 2006, 00:52
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"
Ace
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Very nearly there.
All is nothing, without you.
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26 Feb 2006, 02:15
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Hi there ...
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
for my real name :
"There is too close a resemblance between you and Jabba the Hutt"
for my nick :
ou've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college!
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[Ascendancy] - While you were trying, we were sleeping
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26 Feb 2006, 03:55
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I am.
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Flavius
"My goal is to become a duke - our love is standing in the way"
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see you question that because you wonder what it means.
I question it because I know about titles.
Once more we are in agreement
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26 Feb 2006, 04:04
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Please for the love of god , let Pablissimo really be called "Steve" and have broken up with someone "Once or Twice" to get this one
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"I've learned that I'm hopelessly attracted to clowns. You understand"
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26 Feb 2006, 04:11
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"I've just realised that you're ugly"
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26 Feb 2006, 04:33
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:alpha:
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"We shouldn't go out with each other because I took a quiz on the internet linked from GD telling me how to dump you bye"
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26 Feb 2006, 04:34
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I am.
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"i sleep with men"
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26 Feb 2006, 09:34
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Avenger of Calamari
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"My head hurts when I'm around you"
Edit: Squidly = "I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"
Whodathunk
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26 Feb 2006, 10:39
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Registered User
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"this is getting a little to oedipal"
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WEB SHOWS
Last edited by ceres; 31 Aug 2011 at 07:09.
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26 Feb 2006, 13:16
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
I got the clowns one as well, it's random so trying with your real name and nickname is rather pointless.
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26 Feb 2006, 14:45
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"
In real life, back when I was a teensy weensy bit younger;
Girl: "We'll be in the shopping centre in an hour, see you there, don't be late"
Me: (Thinking about hour and half train journey and my current almost complete lack of funds and deep-seated hatred of shopping) "I can't make it"
Girl: "Oh, why not, you OK?"
Me: (Giving up) "I just don't want to walk around the shops all afternoon listening to you talking to your mates"
Girl "Oh"
Me: "Bye"
Girl: "Bye"
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26 Feb 2006, 20:28
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Made of Twigs
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Stewart Baker's lame-ass excuse to break up:
"I've learned that I'm hopelessly attracted to clowns. You understand."
Erm...I think it thought I was someone else...
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26 Feb 2006, 22:59
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Ayman's excuse:
"I was really just in love with your pants the whole time"
Ayman Ali & Blastoderm's excuse:
"You've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college!" (The best yet)
Blasto's excuse:
"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"
And another Blastoderm excuse:
"I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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26 Feb 2006, 23:56
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wild one
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"There is an assassin in my bell tower"
How worrying.
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27 Feb 2006, 00:26
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Ayman's excuse:
"I was really just in love with your pants the whole time"
Ayman Ali & Blastoderm's excuse:
"You've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college!" (The best yet)
Blasto's excuse:
"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"
And another Blastoderm excuse:
"I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"
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is your name Ayman?
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27 Feb 2006, 00:30
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Registered User
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"
In real life, back when I was a teensy weensy bit younger;
Girl: "We'll be in the shopping centre in an hour, see you there, don't be late"
Me: (Thinking about hour and half train journey and my current almost complete lack of funds and deep-seated hatred of shopping) "I can't make it"
Girl: "Oh, why not, you OK?"
Me: (Giving up) "I just don't want to walk around the shops all afternoon listening to you talking to your mates"
Girl "Oh"
Me: "Bye"
Girl: "Bye"
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They had shopping centres in the iron age?
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If many people are in delusion, it's called a religion.
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28 Feb 2006, 11:49
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Flavius
is your name Ayman?
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Is that a rhetorical question?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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28 Feb 2006, 14:00
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Is that a rhetorical question?
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no, it's a genuine question.
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28 Feb 2006, 14:24
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Then yes it is.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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28 Feb 2006, 15:59
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Jack : "I just can't deal with your past... in the suburbs... all those trees."
The_General8" "I just have too much going on in life right now - what with my pet rocks billy and zane"
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all your posts are shit. it's like a more accurate turbonegro song
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i post on a internet forum!
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28 Feb 2006, 16:23
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by sniborp
They had shopping centres in the iron age?
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If this took any longer than several picoseconds to think up, I'll be disappointed.
MORE ORIGINALITY IS REQUIRED WITH 'DM IS OLD' JOKES
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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28 Feb 2006, 16:32
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Banned
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
If this took any longer than several picoseconds to think up, I'll be disappointed.
MORE ORIGINALITY IS REQUIRED WITH 'DM IS OLD' JOKES
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DM is so old that when he types in capitals he's actually yelling at the computer.
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28 Feb 2006, 16:43
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
I have one of those speech translators that types what I say, Hawking-styleee.
I may be old but I'm bang up to date with technology.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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28 Feb 2006, 16:47
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
DM is so old that he thinks hawking involves taking out a bird to hunt small rodents with.
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28 Feb 2006, 17:35
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Then yes it is.
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You don't live in the US do you?
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28 Feb 2006, 18:36
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Registered Abuser
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"I caught you cheating on me via your MSN history!"
True story!
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28 Feb 2006, 20:18
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
I thought you were Indian or Pakistani, but that's an Arab name isn't it?
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No, it's Geordie
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Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
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1 Mar 2006, 12:01
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nomen est omen
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
"I`m sorry, I just sobered up". How true.
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2 Mar 2006, 14:50
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Demon Dave
No, it's Geordie
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Or Irish.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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2 Mar 2006, 14:52
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Flavius
You don't live in the US do you?
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How is it possible to have occasional GD-esque meets in London if I live in the US?
P.S. Never have been to the US. I would like to one day though.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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2 Mar 2006, 14:53
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
I thought you were Indian or Pakistani, but that's an Arab name isn't it?
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Yahwe once thought I was a short, fat Indian man. *shrug*
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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2 Mar 2006, 21:33
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
How is it possible to have occasional GD-esque meets in London if I live in the US?
P.S. Never have been to the US. I would like to one day though.
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ah ok
It's just that an ex-friend of my girl has the same name as you, and he had some stalk-like tendencies.
That's the only reason I asked.
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2 Mar 2006, 22:41
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Freak.
Ask Ste what sort of person I am. I am clearly far from having stalking tendencies.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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3 Mar 2006, 10:07
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Bored
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Re: lame-ass excuse to break up
Ayman is lovely <3
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