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15 Jan 2004, 22:59
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
Posts: 1,556
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Will gays lead car drivers astray?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:08
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Could The Left Destroy The British People?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:08
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
COULD NEW LABOUR INFECT FARMERS WITH AIDS?
That's ****ing fantastic.
Edit:
Also the Blunkett generator's amusing:
Issue refugees with compulsory 'Entitlement Cards', and then deny them the right to trial by jury.
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15 Jan 2004, 23:09
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
Posts: 2,738
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Could Teenage Sex Infect The Memory Of Diana With Aids?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:09
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
Posts: 2,127
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Even better:
WILL CHRIS MORRIS INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?
Mwahhh!
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15 Jan 2004, 23:09
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Do Paedophiles Lead The Church Astray?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:11
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
DOES GORDON BROWN GIVE MICHAEL HOWARD CANCER?
WTF!? Since when has cancer been infectious!?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:12
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Since when has reality bothered the Daily Mail?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:13
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Sept 2057
Posts: 1,813
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
DO PAEDOPHILES DESTROY FARMERS?
Do they?
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in my sig i write down all my previous co-ords and alliance positions as if they matter because I'm not important enough to be remembered by nickname alone.
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15 Jan 2004, 23:13
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
DOES THE LEFT GIVE YOUR HOUSE CANCER?
huh?
however i feel that
WILL LESBIANS HURT YOUR HOUSE?
is a big no no
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15 Jan 2004, 23:15
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Sept 2057
Posts: 1,813
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Could Lesbians Hurt The Elderly?
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in my sig i write down all my previous co-ords and alliance positions as if they matter because I'm not important enough to be remembered by nickname alone.
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15 Jan 2004, 23:24
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
Posts: 604
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
WILL PAEDOPHILES TAX YOUR DAUGHTERS?
DOES NEW LABOUR STRIP THE BRITISH PEOPLE OF ALL DIGNITY?
Oh the thought...
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15 Jan 2004, 23:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
This is probably the best one.
DO GAYS IMPREGNATE THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
Although...
COULD CHRIS MORRIS IMPREGNATE THE ELDERLY?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:28
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
From the Blunkett one:
"Put Liberal Democrat voters under a curfew order, and deny them the right to trial by jury"
Sounds like a great idea to me
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Ba Ba Ti Ki Di Do
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15 Jan 2004, 23:29
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Could Paedophiles Impregnate The Elderly?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:30
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Quote:
Originally Posted by SYMM
From the Blunkett one:
"Put Liberal Democrat voters under a curfew order, and deny them the right to trial by jury"
Sounds like a great idea to me
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Similarly...
Issue Guardian readers with compulsory 'Entitlement Cards', and then detain them indefinitely under the Terrorism Act.
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15 Jan 2004, 23:32
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
I love my Guardian =(
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15 Jan 2004, 23:33
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Do Paedophiles Kill Your Daughter?
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I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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15 Jan 2004, 23:36
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
Posts: 604
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Could The French Impregnate The Elderly?
COULD TEENAGE SEX GIVE THE QUEEN AIDS?
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15 Jan 2004, 23:49
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
These are nothing compared to the real 'More bobbies on the beat, demands liz hurley'
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16 Jan 2004, 00:20
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Will Channel 4 Destroy The Countryside?
(this is funny becuase once they had a headline called Channel Whore after the sex on Teen Big Brother)
Does The EU Kill The Police?
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16 Jan 2004, 00:39
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I'm not a poet
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Uppsala
Posts: 603
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Do Immigrants Ruin Your House?
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16 Jan 2004, 00:51
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
Posts: 5,923
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
DO IMMIGRANTS STRIP THE BRITISH PEOPLE OF ALL DIGNITY?
COULD LESBIANS INFECT THE QUEEN WITH AIDS?
COULD CHERIE BLAIR IMPREGNATE MICHAEL HOWARD?
DO ASYLUM SEEKERS HURT THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
but best of all
COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS STRIP THE CONSERVATIVES OF ALL DIGNITY?
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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16 Jan 2004, 00:53
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
Posts: 5,923
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Detain everybody indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then deny them the right to trial by jury.
Deny prisoners the right to trial by jury, and then lock them up.
Deport Liberal Democrat voters to Guantanamo Bay, and then detain them indefinitely under the Terrorism Act.
Deport children to Guantanamo Bay, and then put their children into care.
Lock paroled prisoners up, and then lock them up.
THAT'LL STOP THEM REPEAT OFFENDERS
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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16 Jan 2004, 00:59
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Do Paedophiles Tax The Countryside?
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16 Jan 2004, 01:04
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
Posts: 2,548
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
WILL IMMIGRANTS IMPREGNATE YOUR DAUGHTERS?
I wasn't worried about this, but I am now.
DOES CHANNEL 4 IMPREGNATE FARMERS?
Sounds like a new reality TV show to me.
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Quote:
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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16 Jan 2004, 01:34
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I'm not a poet
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Uppsala
Posts: 603
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
WILL LESBIANS IMPREGNATE THE ELDERLY?
That one worries me.
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16 Jan 2004, 01:56
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monkey on crack
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: US
Posts: 259
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Do Teachers Infect The Church With Aids?
Could Teenage Sex Strip Your Mortgage Of All Dignity?
Could Chris Morris Give Your Pension Cancer?
Do The French Lead Your House Astray?
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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16 Jan 2004, 05:31
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,152
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Will Teachers Rob Farmers Blind?
Does Greenpeace Impregnate Car Drivers?
Will The French Strip The Queen Of All Dignity?
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16 Jan 2004, 10:09
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Could Immigrants Hurt Your House?
Will Teenage Sex Tax Car Drivers?
Could Gays Kill The Countryside?
Do Immigrants Infect The Church With Aids?
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16 Jan 2004, 10:21
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 2,709
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
i thought this was meant to be a joke?
Arrest teenagers and jail them
in all seriousness
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16 Jan 2004, 11:20
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,771
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
DOES THE BBC HURT YOUR DAUGHTERS?
COULD TEENAGE SEX IMPREGNATE YOUR HOUSE?
Zar
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16 Jan 2004, 13:54
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
'Lock up refugees then detain them indefinitely under the Terrorism Act'
Sometimes you get real policy
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16 Jan 2004, 14:06
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,271
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
COULD THE GERMANS SCROUNGE OFF CLIFF RICHARD?
COULD CHRIS MORRIS DESTROY BRITISH JUSTICE?
COULD SINGLE MOTHERS HURT THE MIDDLE CLASS?
WILL KEN LIVINGSTONE CHEAT THE POLICE AGAIN?
COULD GAYS RUIN BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVE ENGLAND CANCER?
COULD THE E.U. ROB THE CHURCH BLIND?
[affable pedo one]
DOES GORDON BROWN RUIN YOUR DAUGHTERS?
[/affable pedo one]
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16 Jan 2004, 15:37
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Bernard Black
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: This is fantastic, I'm in heaven.
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Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
WILL THE FRENCH DEFRAUD THE ELDERLY?
I'm actually concerned about this
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