Planetarion Forums - What type of underware is your favourite...

IncubusGod · 10 Oct 2003, 21:27

To wear AND To see someone wear

I ask cause I have never in my life worn proper boxer shorts until the last 2 days when I had to dip into the "Underware recieved as an unimaginative Chirstmas Present" reserve at the bottom of the drawer.

To be honest I expected to hate them but they arent that bad,no real support but once you get used to em they seem fine. The dangling isnt noticable any more thank god!
My own usuals are those BoxerBrief thingys that are some sort of hybrid, the lenght of boxers and tight like briefs.
(They also tag along that desperate "Im wearing designer underware,girlies will ask to see em! I will score! etc." promise of better action when you put em on...)

As for the ones I like to see on attractive members of the opposite sex, then its those hipster thingys that show some bottom arse cheeks at the back (a lá Hotpants)

/me sighs

/me tilts his head and recalls seeing them once more

Intrepid00 · 10 Oct 2003, 21:43

You know those old ladies with sagging boobs down to their knees because they where hippies and didn't where bras. Well, your sack is going to do the same thing.

Karmulian · 10 Oct 2003, 21:45

originally briefs, more of late boxerbriefs(for same reasons as you)

dislike normal boxers as i find they chafe rather alot :/

and sitting and fondling urself due to being uncomfortable is not high on my "work todo" list

IncubusGod · 10 Oct 2003, 21:49

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Originally Posted by Karmulian

and sitting and fondling urself due to being uncomfortable is not high on my "work todo" list

Yer I've found myself cupping my nether-regions alot more than normal, maybe going out in public should only be attempted after a change of undies

ChubbyChecker · 10 Oct 2003, 21:52

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Originally Posted by Karmulian

and sitting and fondling urself... is not high on my "work todo" list

In a perfect world that would be the only thing on my "work todo" list.

Matrim · 10 Oct 2003, 21:55

The ones with most holes in them.

Matrim

Leshy · 10 Oct 2003, 22:34

Regular briefs.

I dislike the feeling of wearing pants inside my pants.

Phang · 10 Oct 2003, 22:42

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Originally Posted by Leshy

Regular briefs.

I dislike the feeling of wearing pants inside my pants.

what. ****. the.

LHC · 10 Oct 2003, 23:08

boxer briefs, but they are called 'sports boxers' (less gay)

Mushroom · 11 Oct 2003, 00:39

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Originally Posted by LHC

boxer briefs, but they are called 'sports boxers' (less gay)

it's not so much "gay" as a "literal description"
but yes, whatever you call them, they seem to be the best option.

pablissimo · 11 Oct 2003, 00:42

COMMANDO

W · 11 Oct 2003, 01:22

I didn't know they were called boxerbriefs, but those are what I prefer.

Dace · 11 Oct 2003, 01:27

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

As for the ones I like to see on attractive members of the opposite sex, then its those hipster thingys that show some bottom arse cheeks at the back (a lá Hotpants)

*SNAP*

(i think ... if it's the one's im thinking about anyway)

Paul Higham · 11 Oct 2003, 01:32

Boxers since puberty, I can't think of a single thing worse than having a net of elasticated material 'holding' my dick and balls all day long. Although I imagine you get used to whatever you wear.

As far as females in their underwears are concerened I'm a HUGE fan of Gingham briefs, checked blue and white to be exact, bring on the honeypot (pit?)

in case you're not sure what I'm driving at, STICKYHONEYPOTPITNOFLIESNOPOOHBEARJENNAHAZEPWNZYOU.

Dace · 11 Oct 2003, 01:40

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Originally Posted by Paul Higham

As far as females in their underwears are concerened I'm a HUGE fan of Gingham briefs

I like these too.

1-X · 11 Oct 2003, 04:18

The amount of replies here that just restricted themselves to describing male underwear is scary. (For the record, <fastshow>this decade I have been mostly wearing none</fastshow>; it's one less item to buy/wash etc and you soon get used to FREEDOM.

In terms of female undergarments, I'd happily agree with everything said so far, and I'd quite forgotten about gingham (that's one in the eye for people who say GD is useless). I have a liking for sporty lycra crop tops etc, only on a "fit bird" obviously. Silk is good, but lace is boring. And thongs are vulgar, "council" if you know what I mean. I always remember my mom saying "imagine what they must look like if she hasn't wiped her bum properly".

Also, I have a mental image of an enormous woman I used to work with (who cruelly revealed she only wears thongs) and sometimes recall it to "buy another three minutes", to paraphrase Quagmire.

I'll go to bed now before I embarrass myself even more. It may be time to change username again.

IncubusGod · 12 Oct 2003, 01:33

Yeah the amount of ppl only on about male undies is tremendously worrying.

Ooo gingham ones...now theres something we should all see more of.
Who says GD is useless

pablissimo · 12 Oct 2003, 01:43

Quagmire rocks.

IncubusGod · 12 Oct 2003, 02:19

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Originally Posted by pablissimo

Quagmire rocks.

That a condition of the scrotum? Im sure there are creams for that sort of thing.

s|k · 12 Oct 2003, 02:22

briefs are horrible, tight, and gay looking
I freeballed until this year when I developed a strange itch and became reintroduced to the feel of nice clean cotton boxors.

Sarina_Joy · 12 Oct 2003, 16:56

On myself.. something that covers my arse.

On guys... not fussed although I suppose I prefer er 'boxer briefs' if that's what we're calling them.

Proteus · 12 Oct 2003, 17:22

I had never heard the phrase "boxer briefs" until reading this thread.

I don't plan on using it, because it sounds stupid.

Phang · 12 Oct 2003, 18:03

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Originally Posted by pablissimo

Quagmire rocks.

Aaall Right. Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy!

Intrepid00 · 12 Oct 2003, 18:04

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Originally Posted by Intrepid00

You know those old ladies with sagging boobs down to their knees because they where hippies and didn't where bras. Well, your sack is going to do the same thing.

MrL_JaKiri · 12 Oct 2003, 18:40

Fishnets!

roadrunner_0 · 12 Oct 2003, 19:04

on me, boxer briefs
on women, the ones that have already been described, they are soooooooo nice

Mushroom · 12 Oct 2003, 19:52

clearly a word needs to be invented to describe these "boxer briefs", that sounds less like a canine filing cabinet.
suggestions?

MrL_JaKiri · 12 Oct 2003, 20:00

Broxers

s|k · 12 Oct 2003, 20:02

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Originally Posted by Mushroom

clearly a word needs to be invented to describe these "boxer briefs", that sounds less like a canine filing cabinet.
suggestions?

assenhosen

pablissimo · 12 Oct 2003, 20:04

Anyone saying 'brief' is a fag, even in a legitimate context such as 'I have a brief to read by tomorrow for the McPhallusson project' or 'Touch my brief'

Intrepid00 · 12 Oct 2003, 20:31

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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Broxers

Hello Mr. Saggy balls.

MrL_JaKiri · 12 Oct 2003, 20:34

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Originally Posted by Intrepid00

Hello Mr. Saggy balls.

Why does suggesting a combinatary word for Boxers and Briefs make me Mr Saggy Balls?

Intrepid00 · 12 Oct 2003, 20:35

I don't know, sounded good at the time.

Nusselt · 12 Oct 2003, 20:45

in winter boxerbriefs

in summer Y-fronts or briefs or whatever you want to call them i cant tell the difference

i 'need' the cupping, added to which the 'drip' that runs down your leg despite all the shaking/jumping/moving/swinging of groin and penis in various directions that occurs with boxers and going commando is utterly horrid.

Cupping provides me with a nice comforting feeling, like my balls are being held and fondled by my hands and protected from the big bad nasty world.

Mushroom · 12 Oct 2003, 20:53

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Originally Posted by Nusselt

i 'need' the cupping, added to which the 'drip' that runs down your leg despite all the shaking/jumping/moving/swinging of groin and penis in various directions that occurs with boxers and going commando is utterly horrid.

May i be the first to enquire as to 'WTFYBOA'?

Nusselt · 12 Oct 2003, 21:01

well unless my penis is freaky everytime i pee theres always a small drip of urine that just seems to appear from no where no matter how much i swing my dick or shake my hips. 'The drip' drips down my leg if im wearing boxers or going commando, i hate that feeling, that feeling of a small amount of piss running down your leg. Its horrible. The 'cupping' cloth soaks it up and prevents the drip from traveling.

Leshy · 12 Oct 2003, 21:04

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Originally Posted by pablissimo

Anyone saying 'brief' is a fag, even in a legitimate context such as 'I have a brief to read by tomorrow for the McPhallusson project' or 'Touch my brief'

And here you went and said it three times

ParraCida · 12 Oct 2003, 21:35

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Originally Posted by pablissimo

COMMANDO

LOVE ME

Mushroom · 12 Oct 2003, 21:41

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Originally Posted by Nusselt

well unless my penis is freaky everytime i pee theres always a small drip of urine that just seems to appear from no where no matter how much i swing my dick or shake my hips. 'The drip' drips down my leg if im wearing boxers or going commando, i hate that feeling, that feeling of a small amount of piss running down your leg. Its horrible. The 'cupping' cloth soaks it up and prevents the drip from traveling.

Can't say i've ever had that problem =/

KoeN · 12 Oct 2003, 21:57

private

IncubusGod · 13 Oct 2003, 00:15

The whole 'boxerbrief' name for those hybrid type of things that arent quite boxers and sure as hell arent briefs came from someone very unimaginative methinks.

What would you call em then?

"Tight-vauge-promise-of-sex-if-women-see-these-underpants"

(And yet again alot of ppl seem to be exclusivly talking about the male ones..."is there something you want to tell us?")

Knight Theamion · 13 Oct 2003, 00:21

Anything by Calvin Klein basically.

for a girl too.

pablissimo · 13 Oct 2003, 00:41

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Originally Posted by Nusselt

well unless my penis is freaky everytime i pee theres always a small drip of urine that just seems to appear from no where no matter how much i swing my dick or shake my hips. 'The drip' drips down my leg if im wearing boxers or going commando, i hate that feeling, that feeling of a small amount of piss running down your leg. Its horrible. The 'cupping' cloth soaks it up and prevents the drip from traveling.

I was under the impression that post-piss dribble was a symptom of something like prostatisis.

Though looking now it seems I was wrong.