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So Koen and I gave the first training to 'the girls'. Ofcourse it was a bit of getting in touch with the girls and seeing what they are capable of ..... hockeytechnically.
They weren't butch, well 2 were, but they are nice, and the keeper is ugly but the rest is rather fit. All nice girls.
So we introduced ourselves as their trainers and I asked one of them to do the warming up for us with some standard exercises everyone knows.... and there be a warming up.
After that we did some 1 on 1 passing just to get 'into it'. Then an exercise and I helped 4 girls with the penaltycorner.
And here is the tough part. I had to keep my eyes of some sweet 17 year old ass in a thight pink pants while she was wearing a thong. She is a rather nice girl, knows how to play hockey but she was putting a tension on that ass that made me rather suspicious if I wasn't undressing her with my eyes while everyone was clearly in 'the know' that I fancied that ass.
Enough about the ass, or well for you ... I'll think about it till I see it again next week.
Another girl had amazing dark eyes, and another was rather short but a perfect cupsize.
Oh and we also played hockey and did a game in the end which my team ofcourse won.
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18 Sep 2003, 00:34
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i gave the perfect-cupsize girls priv training \0/
and your team had more players :P
anyway, nice team. i'm happy.
we also make a nice team btw 
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18 Sep 2003, 00:38
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18 Sep 2003, 00:39
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18 Sep 2003, 00:39
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We won't disclose names for privacy measures (I know I posted them earlier on but I won't mention which ass is nice)
It's mine, I saw it first.
We have to get to be familiarized with the girls too so they will think 'yes training again from Hans and Koen'
Decent training with fun.
4 October : Hockeyparty.
Ask any dutch teen with a bit of intellect between 14 and 20.
There are no better parties then a hockeyparty. It is also known as the slutfest or shagfest.
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Ask any dutch teen with a bit of intellect between 14 and 20.
There are no better parties then a hockeyparty. It is also known as the slutfest or shagfest.
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A dutch teen with an intellect between 14 and 20?
Is having the IQ of a lettuce a requirement for enjoying oneself at these parties then?
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18 Sep 2003, 03:30
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Do these parties happen regularly?
How much is the ferry to the Netherlands?
Do the girls get drunk at these parties?
What is the age of consent in the Netherlands?
Do any of the girls on the hockey tram you coach have boyfriends?
Are the girls who have boyfriends faithful?
Are the girls 'easy'?
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18 Sep 2003, 03:39
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What you really, really need to do is film the girls training or a match they play in so that you can show the girls the film later and use it to point out mistakes that they can improve upon and this will help the team improve and will provide you the opportuntiy to save the video to your computer HD and give me a copy.
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18 Sep 2003, 09:53
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This thread certainly has entertainment value.
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18 Sep 2003, 10:19
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quoted for emphasis.
we need pics and screengrabs of videos.
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18 Sep 2003, 10:22
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18 Sep 2003, 10:44
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we need pics and screengrabs of videos.
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18 Sep 2003, 10:49
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next hockeyparty will be picturized.
I cannot come with a moviecam just yet to a training, I have to do it during a match when they wear the short skirts and stuff.
I will make more enquiries later, you'll be informed.
Oh, and I almost had a wet dream tonight .... but I managed to point it somewhere else ..... oh ... that ass
Theam.
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18 Sep 2003, 10:58
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE POTENTIAL "ENTERTAINMENT GOLDMINE" YOU ARE SITTING ON?
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18 Sep 2003, 11:06
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE POTENTIAL "ENTERTAINMENT GOLDMINE" YOU ARE SITTING ON?
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yes they are quite hot.
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18 Sep 2003, 11:08
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Hans
I hear richard phonesex0red your sister
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Hans
I hear richard phonesex0red your sister
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he called her indeed a few times, no clue what about tho, he has a funny accent.
Also the girls are really nice so please don't see them as mindless sexobjects ... but indeed some do have nice asses.
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yes they are quite hot.
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I WANT THE ASSNESS!!!!!!
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MY PRECIOUS....
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I'll wire money for a beer, in exchange for home video entertainment.
Honest
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I'll wire money for a beer, in exchange for home video entertainment.
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As said the girls are nice and cute, they are not sexual objects
I repeat, not sexual objects.
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As said the girls are nice and cute, they are not sexual objects
I repeat, not sexual objects.
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MY PRECIOUS....
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don't doubt my intentions.
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don't doubt my intentions.
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Getting closer to Koen?
HOMOGHAY!!!!!
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SOD IT.
KoeN is nice and cute, he's not a sexual object.
I repeat, not a sexual object.
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it's about the inside....
i claim the titgirl btw.
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The titgirl seemed to be quite nice and flirty with me too, I claim the the scoring power of the team.
Both.
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You didn't answermy questions :(((((((
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How long till pics of hockeygirls are on the web then?
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5 October.
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2 weeks from now right?
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May to December is the sesaon.
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May to December is the sesaon.
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although i think this is the norm??
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For taking innocuous snaps of hockey girls in the altogether.
So I'm told.
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For taking innocuous snaps of hockey girls in the altogether.
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have i told you 'bout the ass yet?
oh and the pretty face.
and she's nice.
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If you didn't accidentally grope her at some point you're a total faggot.
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If you didn't accidentally grope her at some point you're a total faggot.
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4 October hockeyparty, not that i will make a move but I will certainly go nigga dancing with the girls.
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have i told you 'bout the ass yet?
oh and the pretty face.
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dutch girls, you silly.
And no JBG i didn't look at her ass constantly since i am giving them official training, if they think someone is constantly eyeing them they might think i am some sort of pervert.
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And no JBG i didn't look at her ass constantly since i am giving them official training, if they think someone is constantly eyeing them they might think i am some sort of pervert.
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Whereas in reality you've created a thread in an online forum about how you fantasized while staring at her ass and told people you've never met how you intend to "get your grove on".
God forbid she thinks you're some sort of pervert!
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Whereas in reality you've created a thread in an online forum about how you fantasized while staring at her ass and told people you've never met how you intend to "get your grove on".
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Hockey team?
Fit?
Straight?
shagfest?
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