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Unread 22 Aug 2003, 13:49   #1
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The following is taken from an email I recieved today:

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PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A ONE TIME EMAIL AND I APPOLOGISE IF IT OFFENDS ANYONE

Hi My name is Andy
I live in england and i could really use your help
im not going to scam you and i promise nothing in return for your help
The fact is that i work as a security officer long hours and low pay and
since my partner left me for another man she had been seeing for six months
i was left with lots of debt.
i am now faceing loosing my home and everything i am working to keep
I dont know if it is leagle to ask for money so i wont but if you would
like to make a gift to me it would be your choice and very much appreciated.
If you can help i thank you very much
and if you cant help then i thank you for reading this.

Gifts to
Abbey National
a/c No 43591553
Sort Code 09-01-26

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A ONE TIME EMAIL AND I APPOLOGISE IF IT OFFENDS ANYONE
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Unread 22 Aug 2003, 13:50   #2
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Is he Nigerian?
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Unread 22 Aug 2003, 13:51   #3
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He could have at least said he had some deadly disease that he needed treatment for.
Or even better that he has a kid with a deadly disease.
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Unread 22 Aug 2003, 13:53   #4
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think i saw a used condom lying around my appartment this morning, maybe ill send it
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think i saw a used condom lying around my appartment this morning, maybe ill send it
Can you actually deposit used condoms in a bank account?
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Unread 22 Aug 2003, 13:55   #6
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I want to send him an egg mayonaise sandwhich.
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someone hack his account and give me the money!
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Unread 22 Aug 2003, 14:40   #8
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This mail was posted a long time ago on this forum... I kept it and now send it to every chainmail forwarder I come accross.

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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not Forwarding out 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor ****ing 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every PlayboyBunny in the magazine! What a bunch of ****ing bull****. So basically, this message is a big **** YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

**** them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly ****ing amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90times. I don't ****ing care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards.
Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
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Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down)







Make a wish!!! (Keep Scrolling)








No, really, go on and make one!!!







Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!






Wish something else!!!





Not that, you pervert!!





STOP!!!!


Wasn't that fun?



Hope you made a great wish





Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
First of all,if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes: Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be stupid chainletter, and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.

Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

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Chain Letter Type 2

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time
you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bull****. So go on, reach out. end this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!

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Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897.This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.
So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of ****, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!

Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could Happen To You Too!!!

Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

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Chain Letter Type 4

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to all your friends.

FRIENDS:

A friend is someone who is always at your side.
A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of ****,and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood.

A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of *******s.
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled ourself.
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life.
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs.

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady.
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again!

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Unread 22 Aug 2003, 15:55   #9
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Though Andy's story broke my heart :/





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For the next week I shall be randomly shouting MINCE during conversations.

Something of a punctuation, I'm not sure how it's going to work yet. But I'm hoping people won't believe I just shouted MINCE and so will just look puzzled.

If you'd do the same I'd appreciate it.
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Unread 4 Nov 2003, 11:15   #12
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Re: Lets all help Andy
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He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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Unread 4 Nov 2003, 11:20   #13
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