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Unread 3 Aug 2003, 23:54   #1
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My mate is on a quest to get laid
Should I refer him to American Pie, or Leisure Suit Larry?

Also, he wants me to join him... he doesn't have a chance anyway, hes a boring sod (17, drinks brandy, smokes cigars? And cries over a girl that left him after a month going out with? 2 months later??) and he doesnt realise that nobody likes him.
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Unread 3 Aug 2003, 23:56   #2
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You're so much cooler then him.
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Unread 3 Aug 2003, 23:58   #3
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american pie...

and if no-one likes him... he should probably try to shag someone who doesnt know him.
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Tell him to advertise in singles ads.
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You're so much cooler then him.
That's the scary thing, I am - and I'm an anime fan.
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he doesnt realise that nobody likes him.
If you don't like him, why is he your "mate"?
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Unread 4 Aug 2003, 00:21   #8
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If you don't like him, why is he your "mate"?
Beggars can't be choosers.
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Re: Re: Re: My mate is on a quest to get laid
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Beggars can't be choosers.
Ouch! I'll have to go get me handbag

By everyone I meant everyone else, he's sort of annoying half the time but hes bearable. I'm pretty much the only one who stands him though poor old Austin
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Ouch! I'll have to go get me handbag

By everyone I meant everyone else, he's sort of annoying half the time but hes bearable. I'm pretty much the only one who stands him though poor old Austin
Heh, I know what you mean. I have one of those. :/
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I've never understood the desperate. Why not just buy a prostitute? I mean, they don't bite, unless you want them to!

It's not that hard getting a "number". It just might break some people's moral codes and the laws of certain areas, but who cares about that anyways?
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Gario, would you care to explain why your friend is playing a late renessaince duke? Smoking all those cigars and drinking brady innit.

If nobody likes him, he's got best shots going to some party aimed for people younger than him, and picking up some drunken 15-year-old for a shag. And, even if he wants to play a renessaince person, emptied sheep guts aren't used for protection anymore, people prefer condoms nowadays.
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i'm 17 and drink brandy (metaxa 5*) in an original Kristal Tuk brandy glass. I also drink J&B on the rocks because it makes me feel like an American Psycho (lol!)

I don't smoke cigars though, that's just overboard

I think you should just get him to hire a whore, it's easier
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Unread 4 Aug 2003, 12:08   #14
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Whores dont count, i think he wants the challenge (maybe the hunt) or something gay like that
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Brandy and cigars are for winners, I bet you're a pop slut heavily into your Archers Peach and Marlboro Lights.
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I think most of my mates are on a constant quest to get laid. Yet somehow I believe they have a better chance than your friend. The whole 'has no friends' part sort of signals that he's going to have a hard time. Perhaps you should tell him that it's not about sex, it's about love and care. I'm sure he'll understand.

The whole 'getting laid' idea is very not present when rolling along in a stable relationship. It sort of leaves you not able to understanding and think back a few years. Hah!




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Brandy and cigars are for winners, I bet you're a pop slut heavily into your Archers Peach and Marlboro Lights.
marlboro lights are the win...

but i only smoke OPs...

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Brandy and cigars are for winners, I bet you're a pop slut heavily into your Archers Peach and Marlboro Lights.
No chance, I am fully against the evils of alcopops (until very pissed)
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Tell him to advertise in singles ads.
Tell him to become an escort.


Also is he good looking? Coz if he is, then he has a chance of getting laid. I know someone who's on a mission to get laid for the last 2 years & still didn't get laid. One reason only, he's not good looking.

You can always tell your mate to go for less pretty ones. I'm sure they'll be up for a shag.
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