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29 Jun 2003, 11:44
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fascinated by bridges!
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The black homosexual communist jewish conspiracy
It's a fact.
For fifty years now, ever since the last ice age ended and the black homosexual communist jews broke free from their ice-prison in which they had previously been put in the year 2300 B.C by captain Jean Luc Piccard, the world has been ruled by an invisible horde of black homoblablalba, you remember right?
They walk around and whisper things into your ear, telling you to to things you normally wouldn't have done. I can't get more specific than that because their supercomputer might spot this piece of text and send the blackhomocomjews to kill me. So basically I'm telling you this at the risk of my life.
So anyway, the point is that these dangerous world dominators can only be seen - and thus only be fought - if you wear the Goggles of Perception which I construct in my basement and sell for a reasonable price.
PM me for more details.
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 12:10
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29 Jun 2003, 12:12
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if they can see what you type in your posts...
wouldnt they be able to see what you type in pm?
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29 Jun 2003, 12:14
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fascinated by bridges!
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Originally posted by Ap0k
if they can see what you type in your posts...
wouldnt they be able to see what you type in pm?
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Trying to be smart, eh? Bet you're one of them! You'll never catch me!
... :/
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 12:26
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here in the UNDERGROUND COMMUNIST BUNKER, we accept people all skin color.
you better hope LAURENCE FISHBURNE doesn't find you! fnord
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29 Jun 2003, 12:41
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Clerk
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What the hell is it with you lot and communists?
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29 Jun 2003, 12:47
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Originally posted by Dante Hicks
What the hell is it with you lot and communists?
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it's a bit of a 'haha u ppl r diffrnt lol' thing. Dacitis if you will.
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29 Jun 2003, 12:56
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
What the hell is it with you lot and communists?
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it's an ANTI-COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY!
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29 Jun 2003, 13:34
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J to the C to the A G E
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
What the hell is it with you lot and communists?
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You black gay communist jew
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29 Jun 2003, 13:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
What the hell is it with you lot and communists?
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communists smell, and they want to take over the world
besides, they are for downloading of mp3's and they want to have sex whit our girls and they want to have a big noisy party and stuff
lets kill them :ninja: style
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29 Jun 2003, 14:02
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further your capitalist scheme or 'be influenced' by communists...
Tough call...
Not.
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29 Jun 2003, 14:31
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Originally posted by Snurx
communists smell, and they want to take over the world[...]besides, they are for downloading of mp3's and they want to have sex whit our girls and they want to have a big noisy party and stuff
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This is all probably true, but that doesn't make us bad people.
edit : PS : You all are obssesed, a search reveals the words communist/communism have been used FOUR times more often than the word "breasts".
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29 Jun 2003, 15:52
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Comrade LENIN
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dam cracker americans
you leave the communists alone were good pleasnt folk
with AK 74s \o/
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it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.
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29 Jun 2003, 16:34
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'Useless'
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this si all **** :/
go die nowws
sgdosno
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29 Jun 2003, 16:41
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Re: The black homosexual communist jewish conspiracy
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Originally posted by Matrim
It's a fact.
For fifty years now, ever since the last ice age ended and the black homosexual communist jews broke free from their ice-prison in which they had previously been put in the year 2300 B.C by captain Jean Luc Piccard, the world has been ruled by an invisible horde of black homoblablalba, you remember right?
They walk around and whisper things into your ear, telling you to to things you normally wouldn't have done. I can't get more specific than that because their supercomputer might spot this piece of text and send the blackhomocomjews to kill me. So basically I'm telling you this at the risk of my life.
So anyway, the point is that these dangerous world dominators can only be seen - and thus only be fought - if you wear the Goggles of Perception which I construct in my basement and sell for a reasonable price.
PM me for more details.
Matrim
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Is this a rant against the ever increasing amount of made up threats that should push people into consumerism?
Just asking because I'm not sure.  (I really love your posts!)
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29 Jun 2003, 20:32
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fascinated by bridges!
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Re: Re: The black homosexual communist jewish conspiracy
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Originally posted by Structural Integrity
Is this a rant against the ever increasing amount of made up threats that should push people into consumerism?
Just asking because I'm not sure. (I really love your posts!)
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I get inspiration from retarded aspects of our western culture, for instance forced consumerism - shall we call it agressive marketing aimed at semi-sentient human beings?
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 20:36
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Originally posted by BLACK_OPPS
with AK 74's
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You mean AK 47's haha, there's no such thing as an AK 74! </obvious>
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29 Jun 2003, 20:38
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Those glasses would be pink, red and black all in one.
What colour do we commonly ascociate with jews though?
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29 Jun 2003, 20:43
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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You mean AK 47's haha, there's no such thing as an AK 74! </obvious>
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the ak72 is the sequal to the ak 47 and uses a smaller calibre bullet.
http://www.sovietarmy.com/small_arms/ak-74.html
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all your posts are shit. it's like a more accurate turbonegro song
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29 Jun 2003, 20:44
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fascinated by bridges!
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Quote:
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Those glasses would be pink, red and black all in one.
What colour do we commonly ascociate with jews though?
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That is clever.
Order one and you'll find out at least what colour I associate them with.
I'll give you a discount.
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 20:46
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<-- (new arrow)
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Originally posted by Dante Hicks
This is all probably true, but that doesn't make us bad people.
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I think that covers it all, if my arrow point's at the right spot, thought, you FILTHY COMMIE!!!!111
Hey, besides, your "guy" (Marx) has a beard. Beard = bad. Beard + marx = communism = bad! See the logic?
Edit: Oh snap, my arrow did not point the right place! 
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29 Jun 2003, 20:46
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Originally posted by Matrim
That is clever.
Order one and you'll find out at least what colour I associate them with.
I'll give you a discount.
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tempting, only if they're not out of fashion by next fall though.
So, like, what's up? Haven't seen you for a while.
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29 Jun 2003, 20:48
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J to the C to the A G E
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29 Jun 2003, 20:50
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fascinated by bridges!
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tempting, only if they're not out of fashion by next fall though.
So, like, what's up? Haven't seen you for a while.
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Well. Let's see, I've been lying low lately.
Changed jobs. Thankfully.
Gotten involved with laber union work.
Been preparing for University.
How about you?
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 20:54
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Gubbish
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Oh, I had NO idea at all!
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29 Jun 2003, 20:56
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share the <3
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Dante youdirtypinkocommie ive always wondered, are you really a commie?? i mean really one as opposed to being a fasionable 'right on brother' one? do you believe in communism?
and if so what the fck is wrong with you?
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29 Jun 2003, 21:01
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Originally posted by Matrim
Well. Let's see, I've been lying low lately.
Changed jobs. Thankfully.
Gotten involved with laber union work.
Been preparing for University.
How about you?
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well ehm, I'm ever getting deeper involved in the regulatory swamp that is called civil cervantry. It's quite difficult to not smash some peoples head in or to frustrate processes out of dislike or boredom.
Furthermore I'm still contemplating what to go study and how to combine it with earning money.
I've started writing a few weeks back without actually having a goal in mind or a particular topics to cover. I dubbed it 'memoires' as I don't do diaries.
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29 Jun 2003, 21:06
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fascinated by bridges!
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Originally posted by mpr0733
well ehm, I'm ever getting deeper involved in the regulatory swamp that is called civil cervantry. It's quite difficult to not smash some peoples head in or to frustrate processes out of dislike or boredom.
Furthermore I'm still contemplating what to go study and how to combine it with earning money.
I've started writing a few weeks back without actually having a goal in mind or a particular topics to cover. I dubbed it 'memoires' as I don't do diaries.
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Nice. let me know if you ever publish something, I'd be interested in reading it.
Civil cervantry? Is that what's given you as an alternative to serving a year in the army? Cause that's a fate that's awaiting me some years ahead.
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 21:19
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Nice. let me know if you ever publish something, I'd be interested in reading it.
Civil cervantry? Is that what's given you as an alternative to serving a year in the army? Cause that's a fate that's awaiting me some years ahead.
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No no, thank god no.
Military service has been abolished in the Netherlands for quite some time now. I work for the government institute that handles unemployment benefit and benefits in case of medically diagnosed incapability to perform labour.
And no, nothing I've written down so far is even remotely worthy of being published. Think of it as a vault in which I store a variety of thoughts and ideas for future consideration.
Any bands you've fallen in love with as of late?
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29 Jun 2003, 21:24
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fascinated by bridges!
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No no, thank god no.
Military service has been abolished in the Netherlands for quite some time now. I work for the government institute that handles unemployment benefit and benefits in case of medically diagnosed incapability to perform labour.
And no, nothing I've written down so far is even remotely worthy of being published. Think of it as a vault in which I store a variety of thoughts and ideas for future consideration.
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Let's see now. Yes, a Norwegian band called Windir. Really good. Immediately bought a second record after listening to their newest release. That's about it.
Other than that I liked the new Enslaved album. Haven't bought all that many records lately.
How about you? I recon you've aquired the newest Dying Fetus album?
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 21:39
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Let's see now. Yes, a Norwegian band called Windir. Really good. Immediately bought a second record after listening to their newest release. That's about it.
Other than that I liked the new Enslaved album. Haven't bought all that many records lately.
How about you? I recon you've aquired the newest Dying Fetus album?
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Hmm,
I'll limit i to the latest few releases I've bought as having to work in the city center hasn't exactly been good for my buying habits.
I indeed bought the latest Dying Fetus album and it sounds like a worthy follow up of 'Destroy the opposition''. Haven't really dug into it yet due to aforementioned reason.
Bought the latest Enslaved album myself a few days ago and I'm amazed in how they've (again) managed to blend metal with psychedelics.
Also, Ive bought the new Bathory album ( my first) which is growing on my, despite the annoyingly bad vocals of Quorthon.
Also, I've bought Opeths album Damnation. I had heard it before on a head set in the shop but it didn't impress me much. I thought what the heck and bought it anyway just to see whether all the fuss about it is justified. I must say that I already like certain parts and am not scared off by the clean vocals.
I bought Deaths Live in LA DVD which has given me a nice insight in how powerful their songs are when played live. Chuck Schuldiners ofcourse is visually attractive to watch as he was one of the finest metal guitarists to have ever lived. *sniff
Oh, can't forget to mention the latest Satyricon album. Although it has been out for half a year or so, it still entrances me in that this is such an incredibly ****ing good album.
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29 Jun 2003, 21:50
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
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Stalin = communist
Stalin = Most evil man in history
Communists = Most evil men in history
Irrefutable logic.
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29 Jun 2003, 21:52
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Originally posted by huh
Stalin = communist
Stalin = Most evil man in history
Communists = Most evil men in history
Irrefutable logic.
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Everybody here knows that Cubass was far more evil than Stalin.
Therefore your logic is flawed.
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29 Jun 2003, 22:03
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fascinated by bridges!
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Hmm,
I'll limit i to the latest few releases I've bought as having to work in the city center hasn't exactly been good for my buying habits.
I indeed bought the latest Dying Fetus album and it sounds like a worthy follow up of 'Destroy the opposition''. Haven't really dug into it yet due to aforementioned reason.
Bought the latest Enslaved album myself a few days ago and I'm amazed in how they've (again) managed to blend metal with psychedelics.
Also, Ive bought the new Bathory album ( my first) which is growing on my, despite the annoyingly bad vocals of Quorthon.
Also, I've bought Opeths album Damnation. I had heard it before on a head set in the shop but it didn't impress me much. I thought what the heck and bought it anyway just to see whether all the fuss about it is justified. I must say that I already like certain parts and am not scared off by the clean vocals.
I bought Deaths Live in LA DVD which has given me a nice insight in how powerful their songs are when played live. Chuck Schuldiners ofcourse is visually attractive to watch as he was one of the finest metal guitarists to have ever lived. *sniff
Oh, can't forget to mention the latest Satyricon album. Although it has been out for half a year or so, it still entrances me in that this is such an incredibly ****ing good album.
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Still not gotten over Volcano eh? Well it seems that somehow I've managed to lose the record. I just can't find it. Same with the new Immortal. I've just lost them. A damn pity it is, as I don't want to buy them over again.
Nordland 1 and 2? Yeah I heard a few good songs on those. I'm not that hyped up about Bathory.
I bought the album Opeth released just before Damnation - Deliverance I think it was called. It's a decent album. Good for when I want to sleep. And that's all I've heard of Opeth for that matter.
I'm definately going to buy the latest Dying Fetus when the occasion arises. "Destroy the Opposition" really shook my balls.
So what kind of program are you using these days to communicate with other Internet people? Still ICQ?
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 22:12
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I occasionally venture to irc and I still have my trustworthy icq account yes. (62010401, or search for mpr0733)
I've recently taken a liking to Queens of The Stone Age too. They have a sort of similar sound to Kyuss but a bit more straightforward.
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29 Jun 2003, 22:24
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fascinated by bridges!
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Okay. I'll take to download that sometime.
See you.
Matrim
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29 Jun 2003, 23:01
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Clerk
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Yes I do. If I didn't, then a good portion of my last 1900 posts would be trolls.
I don't think there's anything wrong with me though. But then, I would say that.
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29 Jun 2003, 23:07
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Yes I do. If I didn't, then a good portion of my last 1900 posts would be trolls.
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