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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 14:43   #1
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Things you may wish to consider before going to sleep tonight

Hello friends. I have something important to tell you, and this is something I didn't come up with just now.


"Consider the person you would like to call your best friend. If this person is a male, you get an A. If this person is a female you get a B."

Now, if you got a B and think lowly of yourself because you didn't get the A, since the A is generally considered a better letter to 'get' since it's the first one and B is the second one, don't worry. I don't care about that at all here in my important announcement.

Now, if you got the B, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING LINES!!! What I'm about to say is ONLY for A people (who aren't better than you in any way). B's only get to read after I say "B'S READ THIS!!!', okay?



... so, A people, glad we're rid of those B's, eh! Heh, don't tell them I said that, heh! Okay, you're probably really comfortable with your A, right?. Of course, you're also wondering what the hell this is all about. Now before you get upset, I'd like to inform you that those who got the letter A are 'Diamond Plus' members of the Free Cereal Club. Don't tell this to the B people because a few lines down here I'm going to tell them that they are 'Plus' members of the Free Cereal Club, and they'll probably think that that's really cool, since I don't mention that there's something better than 'Plus'. Okay, that's it for now. I'm going to say something like "ONLY FOR B PEOPLE" soon, but you can read if you want, I don't care.


Okay, finished with the A people, and that means that I can say "B'S READ THIS!!!!" Hello, dear B's! Haha, did you notice that B's sounds like "bees" wich is the annoying and stingy insect in plural form!? Well that's because I like to say that B's are the cream of the crop, they work hard and enjoy the summer season much better than the winter season. Now, please be patient. I know it was hard not reading what I just said to the A people, but here is your reward!!! You have been selectivly picked out to be 'Plus' members of the Free Cereal Club! Isn't that just great?? We'll talk about your benefits later, now it's time for a new question!

Okay, BOTH A AND B PEOPLE READ THIS!!! I'm bringing up the second and final question that will determine if you're winning with style or if you're almost as good as that. Okay, ready? Well, ready or not here it comes:

"Consider your last visit to the dentist. If that was the first and only time you ever went to a dentist, or if you haven't been to the dentist ever, you get a B. But if you went to the dentist sometime last month you get an A! Congratulations!"

Okay, that's it for tonight. Remember, deep down it seems to be largly about competition. Some of us care to fight, and some of us think that by not caring to fight we win anyway. Which one is right, I don't know!


Okay, that's it. Untill next time.





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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 14:48   #2
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 14:59   #3
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I'm not going to consider that for the next five seconds, never mind store it for bedtime.
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 15:02   #4
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I WOULD POST CONFUSED

BUT THE CONFUSED IS ****

UTTERLY ****

SO I WONT POST IT
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 15:04   #5
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Matrim, you're so ****ing ace.
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 15:05   #6
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Matrim in "boring the hell out of forum users" shocker
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 15:13   #7
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Matrim in "boring the hell out of forum users" shocker
Is it really such a shock?

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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 15:49   #8
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Is this your way of telling us you bat for the other team?
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 16:04   #9
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....and if we send this to 20 of our friends good luck shines down from above and I wont end up dead tommorow?
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 16:15   #10
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Hahah, another one for the Norwegians! ( )

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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 18:03   #11
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 18:38   #12
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Can you modify this test to accommodate people without any friends, ta?
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 19:24   #13
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Damn Matrim, you're a genius. That was great... I wished you made more of these threads.

For those of you who "don't get it": read it again and find the message
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 19:28   #14
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Damn Matrim, you're a genius. That was great... I wished you made more of these threads.

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I'm not reading it until he adds a C for no friends.
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Unread 12 Jun 2003, 09:38   #15
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(Hey Matrim, where have you been?)

If I said that my mother tossed me out of the house and that I've been wandering the streets the past months, that would be to exaggerate a bit, and actually not true at all.

It has just been another one of my failed attempts to Stay Away From The Internet.

Yesterday I could not resist any more the alluring call of the general discussion forum :/




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Unread 12 Jun 2003, 12:30   #16
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If I said that my mother tossed me out of the house and that I've been wandering the streets the past months, that would be to exaggerate a bit, and actually not true at all.

It has just been another one of my failed attempts to Stay Away From The Internet.

Yesterday I could not resist any more the alluring call of the general discussion forum :/




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