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22 Apr 2005, 21:14
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Loans
A frog went into a bank and up to the desk.
The lady there smiled at him.
"Hello there frog, my name is Patty Whack - how may I help you today?" she smiled at him
"I'd like to take out a loan please" the frog ribbited at her.
"A loan? But you're a frog" she replied, a little confused.
"My name's Kermit Jagger, I'm Mick Jagger's son. Ask the bank manager, he knows me" the frog replied, a touch annoyed.
"Hmm. ok. Well you'll need some collateral too" she smiled.
"No problemo" the frog reached into his bag and pulled out a small pink elephant statue.
"What's that?" she looked, raising an eyebrow.
"Just ask your manager" he said impatiently.
So Patty went into her manager's office and told him about the frog, showing the little elephant as the supposed collateral.
"What's this?" she asked.
"That's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone" he replied, and went back to his paperwork.
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22 Apr 2005, 21:16
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Twisted
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Re: Loans
Poor.
Also old but poor is the important part.
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22 Apr 2005, 21:23
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Re: Loans
It was posted on the wall of the computer room in the staffroom, and made me smile.
So stop hating on me!
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22 Apr 2005, 21:36
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Loans
it made me smile
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22 Apr 2005, 22:07
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I am.
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
It was posted on the wall of the computer room in the staffroom, and made me smile.
So stop hating on me!
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teachers really aren't funny.
well
that solves that question
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23 Apr 2005, 00:25
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
teachers really aren't funny.
well
that solves that question
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Maybe it was a hospital.
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23 Apr 2005, 00:40
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Re: Loans
No, it was a school staffroom.
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23 Apr 2005, 01:07
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home wrecker
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Re: Loans
I smiled :/
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23 Apr 2005, 01:15
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Re: Loans
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
Don't get i. So I guess it's poor.
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It adapts a little English nursery rhyme.
This old man, he played one,
He played knick knack with his thumb,
With a
Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Give the dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played two,
He played knick knack with my shoe,
With a
Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Give the dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played three,
He played knick knack on my knee,
With a
Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Give the dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
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23 Apr 2005, 01:16
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I see you!
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Re: Loans
I didn't get it
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23 Apr 2005, 03:26
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
It adapts a little English nursery rhyme.
This old man, he played three,
He played knick knack on my knee,
With a
Knick, knack, paddy whack,
Give the dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.
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It's also a decent Korn song!
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23 Apr 2005, 04:30
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: Loans
There really aren't many decent Korn songs.
And i'm bladdered beyond belief and i fear you've now filled my head with a terrible nursery rhyme and i won't be able to sleep.
(That could be to do with the meatball sub i've just eaten though)
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23 Apr 2005, 11:49
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Re: Loans
Made me giggle, not much though.
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23 Apr 2005, 15:38
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Re: Loans
quite funny
its a lot better than most computer room comedy things. Like the stress pad thing or the picture of the person throwing the computer out of the window.
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23 Apr 2005, 16:07
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Re: Loans
There was another one on the wall. But most people won't get it
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good
She was very very good
And when she was bad
She was diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
It made me grin
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23 Apr 2005, 16:18
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
There was another one on the wall. But most people won't get it
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good
She was very very good
And when she was bad
She was diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
It made me grin
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Wtf did you do? You saw this board and just wrote down all the these fked poems word for word because you liked them so much? Or do you just happen to have a photographic memory?
I MEAN WTF
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23 Apr 2005, 16:44
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Loans
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Originally Posted by s|k
Wtf did you do? You saw this board and just wrote down all the these fked poems word for word because you liked them so much? Or do you just happen to have a photographic memory?
I MEAN WTF
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they aren't exactly staggeringly long or complicated here.
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23 Apr 2005, 16:48
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Re: Loans
They're right next to the computer screen, so I look at them while waiting to login or whatever.
They aren't particularly hard to remember (as Phang pointed out).
You're being too rude Mr. s|k - everyone knows you can't be that rude to people on here until you go over 500 posts. It's the LAW, and you can't beat the LAW.
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23 Apr 2005, 18:02
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
They're right next to the computer screen, so I look at them while waiting to login or whatever.
They aren't particularly hard to remember (as Phang pointed out).
You're being too rude Mr. s|k - everyone knows you can't be that rude to people on here until you go over 500 posts. It's the LAW, and you can't beat the LAW.
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I wasn't trying to be rude :/
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23 Apr 2005, 18:42
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
I prrefer the short and sometimes witty ones you can find above public urinals...e.g.:
"Why are you looking up here? The real joke is in you hand..."
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See now I laughed at that joke...
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23 Apr 2005, 20:06
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
You're being too rude Mr. s|k - everyone knows you can't be that rude to people on here until you go over 500 posts. It's the LAW, and you can't beat the LAW.
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I noticed I was above those 500 posts, but god damn, I can't find anything rude to say now
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23 Apr 2005, 20:23
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Re: Loans
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Originally Posted by Nadar
I noticed I was above those 500 posts, but god damn, I can't find anything rude to say now
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The above-500-post rule is counteracted by having a list of planetarion coordinates and alliances in your signature.
Sorry
Don't blame me, I didn't make these rules up!
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23 Apr 2005, 20:27
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
There was another one on the wall. But most people won't get it
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good
She was very very good
And when she was bad
She was diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
It made me grin
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lmao
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23 Apr 2005, 21:11
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Re: Loans
Ah of course - Forest would get it
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24 Apr 2005, 00:58
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I see you!
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Re: Loans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
The above-500-post rule is counteracted by having a list of planetarion coordinates and alliances in your signature.
Sorry
Don't blame me, I didn't make these rules up!
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Now... that was rude.. I like the colors :eek:
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