muppets in traffic

[Kåre Willoch]

Well I see so many muppets in traffic here, but would like to hear your experiences with the occasional muppet driver.

Today I went for a walk, and on this narrow road a young guy came along on his scooter (moped) driving as fast as he could, and as he passed he talked out of his helmet. Seemed like he was very proud of his speed or something. I almost laughed my ass off, GOD what a muppet. He was the funny kind of muppet that will surely crash into some wall at a point, but most traffic-muppets are ofc much more dangerous, and stupid. Have you seen any lately ?

[Ryudo]

There is a girl in my village that drives a light blue 2CV and DOES NOT understand how to use roundabouts, she has almost caused accidents with me three times alone, god knows how many other times.

[SilverSmoke]

I hate those teenage twats in their little red(oftenly) faggot cars with shiny wheels, window open, arm outside hanging out a bit, cool nonchalant face and ****ing **** music poluting the air while pulling up like they're Michael Knight.


I can stay calm inside at most points but it's the facial expression they show at the time pulling up that makes me want to be a serial killer for a little satisfying 10 minutes.

[sayonara]

I hate taxi drivers.

Most people around here see them as a necessary evil (in the traditional Leeds way of not quite understanding that actually you do have the right to complain if a service is executed sloppily), but I find that people who create a risk for passengers, other drivers and pedestrians, or honk their horn outside your house at three in the morning, are the kind of people I'd like to throw bricks at.

[Add]

i hate people on mopeds, they are usually only 16 (i.e. not really old enough to be on the roads), never taken a driving test and have no comprehension of the high way code. They will cut up your inside when you're indicating to turn that way and i had one almost come into the back of me while i was making a turn b/c he just didn't slow down (obviously doesn't understand what indicators and break lights mean) then yell at me as he swerved past as if it was my fault.

[Snurx]

I hate almost all drivers, since 90% of them are in no actually need of a automobile, and should resort to public transport, bicycling, walking or at worst, el-cars.

[Smirn0ff Ic3]

I hate all drivers in London.

[sayonara]

Actually, I hate anyone with a car.

It's a dirty, destructive and dangerous concession to one's own self-importance.

You should all use public transport, you damned selfish hedonists you

[Marilyn Manson]

I hate anyone with a vehicle.

I launch pipe bombs from my window at everything with wheels that passes by at night.*









* (This is considered to be 'Usual behaviour' in Shieldfield.)

[Embroglio]

Originally posted by Toccata & Fugue
Am I the only person who clicked on this thread expecting to read about actual muppets.

Nope. I share your pain.

[Woof]

Originally posted by Ryudo
There is a girl in my village that drives a light blue 2CV and DOES NOT understand how to use roundabouts, she has almost caused accidents with me three times alone, god knows how many other times.

I'm guessing Cherry Hinton

[meaple]

This isn't about the muppet show

[Matrim]

I preferred 'Muppets in Space'.








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My favourite is Swedish Chef



He drives some kind of Scandinavian car

[Bloomers III]

i hate angry middle aged men who tail you when you're going 5mph over the limit anyway and then overtake you whilst looking angry. i think they're not getting enough from their wife

[Cynical Oracle]

Originally posted by Bloomers III
i hate angry middle aged men who tail you when you're going 5mph over the limit anyway and then overtake you whilst looking angry. i think they're not getting enough from their wife

Neither are you lolz

[Matrim]

Originally posted by Bloomers III
i hate angry middle aged men who tail you when you're going 5mph over the limit anyway and then overtake you whilst looking angry. i think they're not getting enough from their wife

Also they drive a new black Audi A4 which is their company car. I experience so many of those it's unbelievable.







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[Cmdr_Cyrax]

Originally posted by Bloomers III
i hate angry middle aged men who tail you when you're going 5mph over the limit anyway and then overtake you whilst looking angry. i think they're not getting enough from their wife

Middle aged women who decide to go off sex are cleerly the bane of human society.

I blame the daily mail.