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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 14:17   #1
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So how do you tell when a woman is attracted to you?

Are there any definite signs that one should look for?



I've never been the sharpest tack in the box when it comes to women so it'd be useful to have a list of the basic signs
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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 14:26   #2
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Didn't we have this sort of thread just a week or so ago?
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when they come to your flat they proceed to your bedroom and take their clothes off.

ipso facto she likes you lots.

p.s i wanted to use ipso facto. its a cool 'word'
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when they come to your flat they proceed to your bedroom and take their clothes off.

ipso facto she likes you lots.

p.s i wanted to use ipso facto. its a cool 'word'


It's actually two words but never mind boss.
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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 15:10   #6
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It's actually two words but never mind boss.
Once he masters multi-syllable words, I'm sure he'll be using 'expression' instead.
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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 15:22   #7
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I just assume every woman is attracted to me. They sure as hell should be.
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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 15:23   #8
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hence the 'word' in ' 's


anyway


I ANSWERED HIS QUESTION.
heres another hint tho...

go buy 'dummys guide to dating' or venture to http://www.askmen.com


the second option might actually help. The first probably wont.
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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 15:52   #9
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Given the volatile nature of the female mind we'll probably never be sure.





That sounded suitably pompous I think.
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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 15:59   #10
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I'm told that the whole pupil dilation thing is meant to be quite a good indicator, but I've never found it terribly helpful.

Otherwise the obvious ones : Unnecessary physical contact, finding you incredibly amusing, etc.

The easiest one is clearly to ask whether she would like to do something such as go for a coffee, etc. If she finds you attractive she will make an effort to spend time with you.
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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 18:19   #11
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If you know her friends talk to them. More spesifically know her good friends, and they must be girls.

Because if she likes you she'll tell her friends who'll be all "oooh, so exciting! what's he like? how does he look?" etc. And since they are girls they'll tell you if you bug them enough about it since girls can't keep secrets.


Of course they'll be sure to tell her you asked them if she liked you. So it's a double edged sword. If she doesn't like you, she'll... wait, maybe she'll get interested then, some girls are like that.





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Unread 25 Aug 2003, 18:48   #14
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As far as I'm aware I've only ever had one woman attracted to me, and the fact that she started stroking my thigh made it fairly obvious.

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the obvious ones : Unnecessary physical contact, finding you incredibly amusing, etc.

Yep these would seem to be the main ones, if I'm interested in a guy I generally make it obvious that I find his conversation enjoyable (realistically if I am interested in a guy then I DO find his conversation enjoyable so it's not like I'm putting it on), and I do make unnecessary physical contact, sometimes more obviously than others...
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Given the volatile nature of the female mind we'll probably never be sure.





That sounded suitably pompous I think.
there you go
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So far the two most common traits that I have noticed are playing with their hair (or sometimes some other form of fondling), or consistant eye contact often looking away suddenly when you look back.

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Are there any definite signs that one should look for?



I've never been the sharpest tack in the box when it comes to women so it'd be useful to have a list of the basic signs
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Top 10: Signs She's Flirting With You

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Number 1



She touches you
When a woman breaks the contact barrier during a conversation, it is almost a sure sign that she's interested. It can be as obvious as touching your arm or knee while making a point, or as faint as having her knees come into contact with yours under the table. But you must make sure that she makes the first skin convergence.
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Unread 27 Aug 2003, 02:18   #26
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That site is great. I particularly like the bit about which sexual positions women like. They could have saved a lot of effort by saying 'pretty much all of them'
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if she follows you from pub to pub, you can generally be at least reasonably sure that she is interested, unless you just go into the really popular pubs of course :/
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I actually find when they come up and ask for my phone number a good indication.......maybe I am wrong here?
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i've always been able to tell when ladies are attracted to me

i think i have a laydar


i can't give you any tips but i know when other people like other people so if you got a girl i'll tell you but over the internet it's a bit hard, you know.
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As far as I'm aware I've only ever had one woman attracted to me, and the fact that she started stroking my thigh made it fairly obvious.



Yep these would seem to be the main ones, if I'm interested in a guy I generally make it obvious that I find his conversation enjoyable (realistically if I am interested in a guy then I DO find his conversation enjoyable so it's not like I'm putting it on), and I do make unnecessary physical contact, sometimes more obviously than others...
Was that before or after you became a butch goth lesbian?


Some people have different opinions of what constitutes 'unnecessary physical contact' and obviousness.


Why can no one do the simple thing and just say what they feel
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Are there any definite signs that one should look for?
Sitting on your face, etc.
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