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26 Jul 2003, 22:20
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Can you think of a job more mismatched to a person than:
Nod being a Security Guard?
I'm being serious.
Think about it.
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26 Jul 2003, 22:28
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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He isnt capable is he?
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26 Jul 2003, 22:28
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Muslim being a pornstar
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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26 Jul 2003, 22:29
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Me being a moderator
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26 Jul 2003, 22:31
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Muslim being a pornstar
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That could have 'comedy value' ... as such i could envisage it.
Nod is short and ginger.
No way could i imagine him being a security guard.
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26 Jul 2003, 22:32
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Dace being straight
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26 Jul 2003, 22:33
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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Me having to fire 60 year old women who will never again get a job and die from starvation, because the evil corporation wants to make more even money and then possibly take over the world.
You will not see that happen.
Matrim
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26 Jul 2003, 22:34
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Uday Hussain as bullet proof vest tester
Vaio
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The George Harrison of BlueTuba
Yes, I know he is dead !
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26 Jul 2003, 22:56
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
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nod could stun any horrid burglars with his charm and wit and intelligence.
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26 Jul 2003, 23:18
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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you are now muscling in on my territory.
Nodrog gate guarding related jokes are mine
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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26 Jul 2003, 23:20
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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I saw a short and ginger bouncer once. he was a bitter, self-effacing little ****.
Nodrog can carry it off.
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26 Jul 2003, 23:22
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
Posts: 1,556
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WorkMonkey as a carer in an oldpersons (ladies) home.
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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27 Jul 2003, 00:03
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
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Re: Can you think of a job more mismatched to a person than:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Nod being a Security Guard?
I'm being serious.
Think about it.
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Sure I can
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Gubble gubble gubble gubble
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30 Jul 2003, 12:58
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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George W Bush as President of the USA
lolipop!
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30 Jul 2003, 14:34
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Can you think of a job more mismatched to a person than:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Nod being a Security Guard?
I'm being serious.
Think about it.
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Nod would defend the property against the ravenous hoardes of Socialist-property stealing maniacs to the last Neo-Liberal.
So no.
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30 Jul 2003, 17:22
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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Quote:
Originally posted by ChubbyChecker
George W Bush as President of the USA
lolipop!
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damnit.. that's what i was gonna say
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